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Tommy Scarpetta

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Jelly Pumpkins @jellyzedsy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I legit think I’ve found the formula to being a good manager. 1) Listening and 2) having a candy jar in my office that’s free for all. Folks come in for candy, tell me their concerns, and leave happy. Win win!
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Tommy Scarpetta @perfecttommy26.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All of my sports teams are terrible right now. @joebreslin.bsky.social I’ll still keep an eye on the Phils but I’m to conditioned to be heartbroken about now
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Phillie Phanatic at Philadelphia Phillies Game
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Tommy Scarpetta @perfecttommy26.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good morning and a happy Monday morning to ya from Lola
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Tommy Scarpetta @perfecttommy26.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Drinking at Oktoberfest in Munich wishing I could text my dog
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Happy Shiba Inu Dog Smiling
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Tommy Scarpetta @perfecttommy26.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If they made CFS with veal
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Tobey Maguire's My Back Spiderman Meme
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Love finds you when you're ready ❤️
Cockatoo and big orange fish gaze at each other through glass
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Tommy Scarpetta @perfecttommy26.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
On vacation in Germany having breakfast and “oh s there’s still ball on” lol
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Tommy Scarpetta @perfecttommy26.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Woke up ready to take on the day. Then got a text that Dogsitters took Lola to the ER for ingesting an orange flavored pill next to some pop tarts on the nightstand
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Tommy Scarpetta @perfecttommy26.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Mmm beeer
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Tommy Scarpetta @perfecttommy26.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oh hi Dirk
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Tommy Scarpetta @perfecttommy26.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Just had a conversation about supplements, cars, & watches. Guess I’ve gone full finance bro…oh my chest just got cold
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Finance Bros in Puffer Vests
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Tommy Scarpetta @perfecttommy26.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Headed to Germany for 12 days. Ready to stuff my face with sausage, bread, cheese & potatoes
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Tommy Scarpetta @perfecttommy26.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I feel like I haven’t had a decent night sleep in ever
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The Office: Michael Scott's 'Kill Me. Right Now.'
ALT: The Office: Michael Scott's 'Kill Me. Right Now.'
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Tommy Scarpetta @perfecttommy26.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Show up to the office in a blazer and slacks for a presentation and people start hurling compliments
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
this is how cool the texas a&m aggies think their dog is. very wrong.
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Tommy Scarpetta @perfecttommy26.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Nothing like a good Sunday brunch
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Tommy Scarpetta @perfecttommy26.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
@unionnut26.bsky.social @synonymousbosch.bsky.social
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Tommy Scarpetta @perfecttommy26.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Tonight at the Granada
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Tommy Scarpetta @perfecttommy26.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I flew all the way over here for this bullshit I have to
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Tommy Scarpetta @perfecttommy26.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Cheers Dublin, the first of many I’m sure
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Tommy Scarpetta @perfecttommy26.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Apparently I’m an executive world legend now in the eyes of AA 🤣 Can’t wait for cookies in 32F tonight
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Hand Of Pod @handofpod.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If you have a question for @samkellyproof.bsky.social, English Dan and Santi B on HOP573, get it in right now! We’re halfway through recording.
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Tommy Scarpetta @perfecttommy26.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I did it before it was cool
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Milhouse Sopracciglia Milhouse Eyebrows
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Jelly Pumpkins @jellyzedsy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is what I need, I think.
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Greg @gregbgormley.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Gerry Adam’s has always denied being a booster of TCU or participating in any frog-related violence.
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Tommy Scarpetta @perfecttommy26.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Am I suffering from the Mandela effect? I swear it was York paper products lol
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Tommy Scarpetta @perfecttommy26.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Are people actually buying the new gold Tesla roadster? Or are they driving them around Dallas for marketing
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Tommy Scarpetta @perfecttommy26.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This
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spooky lukey 🎃 @buffyfanboy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
reason #93726384728394 to stan kacey lee musgraves x
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Tommy Scarpetta @perfecttommy26.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I’ve been transitioning to a much more corporate work environment. I’ve been working late a ton lately, but only because my schedule is full of so many teams meetings lol
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Tommy Scarpetta @perfecttommy26.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Good morning and a happy Friday morning to ya. Let’s be great!!!
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Abster Abstract
ALT: Abster Abstract
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Tommy Scarpetta @perfecttommy26.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Going through a massive work change, may not be done for a few months. It’s gonna be a tough time for awhile, but part of me thinks it’ll be worth it in the end.
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John @sportspants.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Go frogs
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Tommy Scarpetta @perfecttommy26.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Gonna sound like my dad here, but what the heck is ESPN unlimited? I’m probably already paying for it too
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 06/08/2026
This is Bruce. He prefers his sticks with a little pizazz. 13/10 (IG: brucewaynethegoldenboy)
a golden retriever trots along a cement pathway outside with a city skyline in the distance. his front left paw is suspended in the air as he has been caught mid-step. he looks over at the camera with a little grin. he's holding a long leafy branch in his mouth. can't believe his luck at finding this razzle dazzle stick.
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Tommy Scarpetta @perfecttommy26.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Good morning and happy Thursday morning to ya. Let’s be great!
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Wayne's World: It's Gonna Be So Great!
ALT: Wayne's World: It's Gonna Be So Great!
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Tommy Scarpetta @perfecttommy26.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Just in time for me to stop playing video games. A sentence I never thought I’d write. Too much going on in life right now
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Tommy Scarpetta @perfecttommy26.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
So um Lola finally killed a bird in the backyard. Guess those costco peanut butter pretzels won’t get her in the house anymore
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Tommy Scarpetta @perfecttommy26.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I wish there was a way to sustain the good vibes I get from the gym each morning
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We're Here to Pump You Up!
ALT: We're Here to Pump You Up!
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Tommy Scarpetta @perfecttommy26.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Um…I like nerds clusters
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Tommy Scarpetta @perfecttommy26.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
27 rings DH 🤣
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Tommy Scarpetta @perfecttommy26.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Happy birthday @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social
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Happy Birthday Spongebob
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Tommy Scarpetta @perfecttommy26.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Jonathan Tannenwald @jtannenwald.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
A1 of tomorrow’s Philadelphia Inquirer. A keeper for sure.
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Jamie Ralph @modernlepra.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Buenos Aires bookshop. I'll say it again, the semi-final was their final.
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Tommy Scarpetta @perfecttommy26.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I just got off a 3.5 hour work call to find out the Sixers got LeBron
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Tommy Scarpetta @perfecttommy26.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Guess who finally got sprayed by a skunk
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Tommy Scarpetta @perfecttommy26.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Good morning and happy Monday morning to ya
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Tommy Scarpetta @perfecttommy26.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
We back
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