Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I just got an email from a plaintiff’s attorney saying she is not in the business of suing people.static.klipy.comDrew Scanlon Blinking Eyes Meme ReactionALT: Drew Scanlon Blinking Eyes Meme Reaction 130
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Why is calling any place such a hassle now? Your AI chat box is trash. 030
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“Mama - you gonna say anything about me tearing this basket up?” 020
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Ricky Martin is Puerto Rican and not Brazilian. 020
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This new update is trash. My phone constantly freezes now. 000
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Murphy stopped barking at the paper shredder and rumba .. however my AirPod is a different story. 110
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 16/09/2026He woke me up at 3a, 5am and 7am. Now he wants to sleep and suck up to me. 000
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Holy shit. This chicken and waffles with egg and cheese is amazing. @ntmellie.bsky.social why must you share these things. 010
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 15/09/2026@suge-white.bsky.social happy birthday! 120
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Wanna know why he’s exhausted? He’s gearing up to vault over the gate. 030
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The only time this dog is calm is when he’s asleep. He just decided a hat is his mortal enemy. The hat has been there a week. 170
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 13/09/2026That dude on the Ohio State’s sideline has quite possibly the most yellow teeth I have seen in HD. 010
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I’ve apparently blocked every spam caller in America in now getting Canadian calls. 110
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This dog just ate my brand new hat that came in the mail 30 mins prior. Who wants him? 370
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Does anyone have a boy dog that constantly pees on his leg? I can’t never seen it and bro does it constantly. 200
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 07/09/2026This dog is insane lol. I forgot what it’s like to have a puppy. 011
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I find them showing everyone crying since Charles crashed hilarious. Yall need to relax. 000
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Meet the newest member of the pack - Murphy! 3201
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 26/08/2026So Dan and I scuba dived today. Aside from being fucked up by coral it was great. 050
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I just saw a guy pour water into his whiskey and his wife give the two 8 year olds drinks of her wine. 010
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Izzy just said she’s class of 2030. Now I feel old. 010
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 12/08/2026They just need to lock Lindsay Clancy up and throw away the key. If anyone else had those outbursts they’d not be let back in the courtroom. Oh she can’t take it? You killed your 3 kids. Gtfo. 000
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I have never been on a more miserable flight. Delayed on the tarmac for over an hour and kids just screaming bloody murder the entire flight. 010
Reposted by Vanessa Biscuits Danny Biscuits 🇺🇸 🚛 @dannybiscuits.bsky.social · 09/08/2026As they say in rock and roll, let’s do that rock roll! 1161
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Our uber driver is driving in traffic and watching tik tok. It’s been real. 010
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 08/08/2026My light bill has been more than my first rent apartment for the last two months. This ain’t right. 030
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I go to the movies and the Dodgers get Skubal wtf 010
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Dan told me to stop cussing so now I’m in sad mode 110
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I want everyone to appreciate the Herculean efforts I am undertaking to not get in actual fight w the lady next to me at the Rays game. Cause JFC she is annoying. 000
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Ballpark #14. I’m not gonna lie - I don’t hate it. 140
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Look I try to be nice to this guy and then he goes and plays Ina-Gaddis-Da-Vida at the bar we’re at. 140
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 27/07/2026No one I would rather do this life with than @dannybiscuits.bsky.social. 1100
Vanessa Biscuits @vanessabiscuits.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Thank you to everyone who came out last night. It was an amazing time. I guess I can turn 40 now. 060
