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@penryu.bsky.social
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ecce consequentiae factorum. Rust aficionado. Functional programming advocate. Final Fantasy collector. Vim fanboi. Oxford comma proponent. Armchair etymologist and reluctant descriptivist. Opinions my own. No shilling. Cat photos will be liked.

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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#NoContextComics #Instagram
Lone comic book frame of a blond man scowling, saying

"Look...

No offense, right? But I'm having a shit-awful day and the last thing I need is someone's idea of quietly insightful metaphors 'cos that's when I know I'm in hell..."
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#NoContextComics
Young person with feathered wings for ears is sulking, looking down and away.

"I don't even LIKE other people.

WANKERS."
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#NoContextComics
A cabbie talking with his fare, lounging in the back seat.

"Is it much further?"

"D'you feel like killin' yourself?"

"No..."

"Then we're not in Southend yet."
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
with apologies to Bill
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
A delegation of Time Lords were also present in the gallery.
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The slobbiest entity in the universe holding a big black cat from Titan.
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
#NoContextComics
Man in cowboy hat, smoking a cigarette, lost in thought.

Speech bubble:

"BUT, YOU KNOW,
I KILLED A BUNCH OF
PEOPLE IN A VIBRATOR
ACCIDENT. I WAS SORT
OF BLACKLISTED
AFTER THAT."
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
#NoContextComics
Batman and Superman are reclining on the grass, looking up at the sky.

Batman: "DO YOU BELIEVE ALIENS EXIST?"

Superman is silent for two full frames before replying, "ARE YOU AN IDIOT?"
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
#NoContextComics
A man wearing a large plain brown hooded robe over a plaid collared shirt and tie.

"HONESTLY, LACKEYS THESE DAYS..."
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Hrm. That should have been the link www.imdb.com/title/tt0462335 with the image
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
For whatever reason, reminded me of www.imdb.com/title/tt0462335/mediav…
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Tech interviews
What's the job?"
"Obscure software interop and treacherous coworker interactions."
"What do you wanna ask me?"
"Leetcode!"
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
AFAICT Harold Hill's already in the White House, using every instrument to soak the American public, chasing as much brass and distributing as much woodwind as possible.
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Screenshot from "The Boys" showing Homelander and Jesus in a field of grain. Jesus is wearing a robe with a red sash, and has cables used to lower him onto the set. A screening note is shown in the bottom right reading "VFX: REMOVE JESUS CABLES"
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
This just about sums up American politics right now
@HalfwayPost
BREAKING: The Texas televangelist who claimed
God is using the Iran War to begin the Biblical
Apocalypse and Rapture up all the Christians to
Heaven on Trump's birthday this June 14th because
Trump is the "2nd Messiah" just got arrested for
cooking meth in his church basement.

@whitememejesus
Yayyy it wasn't Florida this time
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Time capsule in a photo
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
#NoContextComics
OF COURSE, IT IS THE FUNCTION OF THE LAW TO MAKE OPAQUE AND DIFFICULT WHAT WOULD OTHERWISE BE SIMPLE, OTHERWISE MEN OF BUSINESS WOULD BE OBLIGED TO SPEND THEIR AFTERNOONS WITH THEIR FAMILIES.

HERE, MASTER PETREFAX, 400 MAY USE MY PEN.

AND PLEASE WIPE IT BEFORE RETURNING IT.
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
"Fight Club" has always been Jared Leto's greatest contribution to the arts, and this is why.
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Go home, @moderation.bsky.app . You're drunk. Or capitalist?
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
#NoContextComics
A well-dressed man riding a horse, kicking another clean, healthy but less wealthy man into a ditch.

The man on the horse says, "But the ditch, now that's public! You may sit in there as long as you like!"
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
#NoContextComics
Frame from a comic book featuring Michelangelo's David fighting a large purple reptile monster. 

Caption reads:

"HER IDEA OF A FULFILLING
LIFE IS TO WHILE AWAY
THE CENTURIES, LYING
LOW, DOING NOTHING."
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
#NoContextComics
A comic book frame featuring 4 people sprawled lifeless on the ground among slot machines, with the caption, "And in Reno, Nevada the water tastes funny."
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
From the an-audiophile-and-his-money-are-soon-parted department:

"Gold has a higher atomic number, so there are more electrons available to carry the sound signal, without putting undue stress on the energy source. otherwise you could experience subtle dropouts while your headphones wait to source additional electrons from the power source.

Obviously this only applies when the cables themselves have been broken in for at least 3-4 days at moderate volume. At least a week for higher-impedance speakers."
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Fucking what?
Select what Zoom can access
[X] Select all
[X] See, edit, download, and permanently delete your contacts.
[X] View and edit events on all your calendars.
[X] See, edit, share, and permanently delete all the calendars you can access using Google Calendar.
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
This _is_ bad, right? I'm not crazy? ISPs intercepting traffic intended for other hosts AND RESPONDING AS THEM?
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
For all those coming to our town for the ✨🦉 tomorrow, traffic WILL be terrible. But our thoughts and prayers go out to those blindsided by the fact that the 49ers haven't played in SF for a very long time, and who got a hotel up in the city... 40 miles away. You're in an especially fun time.
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Besides, 0.05 should be 0.1 ... but who ever let maths interfere with an ad campaign?!
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
#NoContextComics #Lucifer2018 Writer: Dan Watters Artists: Max Fiumara
"Oh, but you are painting again--Father, that is wonderful!
Though the subject perhaps... a little morbid?"

"Men used to do it for sport. In Salamanca. They would beat each other with cudgels. It was cruel and brutal.
They are still doing it, I suppose, but now they do it with the French and call it war."
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
"...in clear violation of the 4th Amendment of the U.S. Constitution." FTFY
WASHINGTON (AP) - Federal immigration officers are asserting sweeping power to forcibly enter people's homes without a judge's warrant, according to an internal Immigration and Customs Enforcement memo obtained by The Associated Press, marking a sharp reversal of longstanding guidance meant to respect constitutional limits on government searches.
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Apologies in advance
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Parents, please talk to your children about the dangers of television dialogue. #ActualWarning #IAmNotMakingThisUp
Photograph of a content warning from a television programme. "TV-14, Dialogue, Coarse Language."
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Deny it
Reality 

I got my driving license.

LinkedIn

I'm honored and thrilled to announce that I have been selected among the top 5 applicants who participated in the professional and most respected exam which evaluates the skill and ability to operate fuel-based vehicles. I cannot wait to see what the next chapter holds, and I cannot express my appreciation to the ministry of transportation, Google, NASA, and My neighbors who supported me during this challenging Journey.
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
And the best one for last
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
rewatching X-Files after finishing Supernatural like
Edgar, Leviathan lieutenant, as orderly in X-FilesBenny Lafitte, Dean's Cajun vampire partner, appearing as a medical orderly in X-FilesBobby Singer, appearing as a doctor in X-FilesLucifer (Supernatural), appearing as a fast food worker in X-Files
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
One more action shot of the above config demonstrating from Python LSP features with neovim + basedpyright.
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Same code but current font style... kitty.conf config: ``` font_family Monaspace Argon NF Light bold_font Monaspace Argon NF Medium italic_font Monaspace Radon NF Light bold_italic_font Monaspace Radon NF Medium ``` Intentionally sets a non-italic style as the "italic"
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
At first I thought this was an odd or even unfair summary of themes in the Supernatural series, but... No, those are probably the two most common and fundamental tenets of the entire Supernatural universe.
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I get the reasoning, but it's still mixed signals.
Two different signs posted at the cashier stand. One reads "CASH TIPS APPRECIATED." The other, "Tap to pay preferred."
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
You TAKE THAT BACK! You take that back THIS INSTANT! There will be CONSEQUENCES for this slander, I promise you.
Screenshot of an email footer from Google, claiming I signed up for Gemini.
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Dave Kristofferstaine is my new favorite Santa
Recent photo of the band Megadeth. Frontman Dave Mustaine sports a shock white beard and looks more like Kris Kristofferson than I think is appropriate
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Scene from every Stephen King story ever
Still frame of film showing several young boys walking along train tracks. Caption reads:

"Derry, Maine
Twenty years earlier"
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I think I'm better prepared for this one!
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Something something "leftpad".
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penryu @penryu.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Have you ever wished your food could be ready before you even ordered it? Before you even woke up?! Well that's what I've been offered!
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