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Penk @penk.bsky.social · 1h
Just had a text offering me a ticket for Oasis in Knebworth, front standing for £200. Daft amount but I'm considering whether to have it. I did get a bit jealous last year.
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Penk @penk.bsky.social · 2h
Decades of masturbation have finally taken a toll and now I need glasses. Only readers, mind. Not full time like the rest of you specky four eyed wankers.
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Sorpresa: Cara divertida con gafas
ALT: Sorpresa: Cara divertida con gafas
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 29/09/2026
This is a metaphor for so many things these days that I couldn't choose
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 28/09/2026
Trump: Sleepy Joe Biden, have you heard of him? *a few moments later* Trump: 😴😴😴
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Penk @penk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Some bloke just gave me £80 for a £60 fare even though it was already paid for. Him and his brother insisted they don't like freebies. I've left him my card for next time. Pint?
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026
The before and after it's even more haunting.
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Google maps has finally updated its Satellite photos of Gaza and it shows the most complete destruction of a city ever. A Genocide.
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Mork @andrewblue23.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk
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Kaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just been alerted to a video of some cunts calling themselves Blackpool Patriots going around local parks, targeting non-white men, and making them leave. All in the name of protecting women and children. They moved a young lad just sat on a bench minding his own business. I feel physically sick.
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on.
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Penk @penk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Foo Foo Fighters
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Mike Levin @mikelevin.org · 27/09/2026
Russ Vought is Donald Trump's budget director and the most dangerous person you've never heard of. He helped write Project 2025, and he has spent years arguing that a president should be free to ignore spending laws he doesn't like. Now he's doing exactly that.
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Ireland against Fascism @irlagainstfascism.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In a world filled with Israeli apologists - be more Gavin Bazunu. Also remember for tomorrow. Whatever you say, say nothing - about the match.
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Penk @penk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Popped to the local with the dogs tonight and it's closed for a private party. Making hay whilst the sun shines makes sense but pissing off your locals that you depend on for winter isn't great. This wasn't advertised either. I'll be having words next week.
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Penk @penk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tried a different local boozer tonight. Never been here before. Fuck me, it's marvellous. It's a 5 minute walk from the house I've lived in for 20 years.
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Penk @penk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Let's not forget that Wigan Athletic only went down in 17th. So when clubs start claiming titles and European prizes through the courts, we'll have a few more years of PL money. I don't want the place in the league back because it's a shite experience.
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Penk @penk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My children have gone to a gig at the Engine Rooms in Southampton tonight and I've been very blasé about it until just now. I'm suddenly anxious about which 17/18 year old (if any) is keeping an eye on the 14 year old who, on occasion, is away with the fairies.
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Penk @penk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sounds like this 115 charges thing has leaked from another PL club to me. Who are we thinking the grasses? Everton: Your vote has already been assumed.
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Penk @penk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They've put my Spanish beer in a Clarkson glass. I'll be facing 115 charges if they do it again.
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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Gail Myerscough @gailmyerscough.co.uk · 24/09/2026
A tumbleweed is rolling through my online shop today. I create colourful prints, cards, homewares and T-shirts inspired by architecture, music and mid-century design. Please have a look at my shop and repost to help spread the word. Thanks! gailmyerscough.co.uk
A pile of colourful prints featuring illustrations inspired by music, mid-century design and architecture.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Netanyahu accuses Britain and France of inventing colonialism. Which is a lie. Colonialism is thousands of years older than either modern Britain or France. Ancient examples include Greek colonies around the Mediterranean, Phoenician settlements such as Carthage, and Roman colonial expansion.
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Penk @penk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Some of these Sports Direct Action lads are actually being quite brave. Their tags will be going off soon and they'll end up back in the nick.
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Penk @penk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Today's capers. The red car had passed about 7 parked cars and was about to pass the last one. Dozy old cow in the yellow just bowled through and refused to reverse. The man in the red one got out and walked home. The main route out of the village.
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Please read my extremely graphic account of oral sex. It will make you a better queer ally.
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Vocnorth @vocnorth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No thrust at all, turned away from village and pulled it into a stall before ejection.
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Barrie White @barriewhite.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Footage on there. Mental. www.northwaleschronicle.co.uk/news/2657522...
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LIVE: Major incident reported near RAF Valley as jet crashes - both crew eject
A jet has crashed near Rhosneigr with two crew members seen to have ejected. The plane is reportedly a Hawk T2 jet. Several air ambulances and the…
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Penk @penk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I just saw a woman go arse over tit whilst walking a dog. Another woman rushed over to help her up and the dog went for her. After the initial concern, I can't stop laughing.
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just as well those committing wrongs against the RNLI are not holding placards supporting a proscribed organisation, else they would really be in trouble.
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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 23/09/2026
US Republican calls for probe into Donald Trump Jr’s business dealings aje.news/8kdi3o
US Republican calls for probe into Donald Trump Jr’s business dealings
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Spoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Stop using the phrase "anti-migrant activist" you shit houses. I'll accept racist thugs if you don't want to print racist cunts.
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Penk @penk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This song has been my earworm for months, and not in a bad way. I love this performance at Glastonbury. A sensational and heartwarming performance. youtu.be/o830SdS7dzw?...
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Ezra Collective - God Gave Me Feet For Dancing | Glastonbury 2025
YouTube video by BBC Music
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Penk @penk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Walking the dogs and pondering what their life is like. Doing fuck all, waited on all day, sleeping when you like. Go out for an evening walk and stop every 15 yards to lick a stranger's piss. Some life if that's what you're into.
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Penk @penk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I've got to take someone to a hospital in Central London (WC1), wait for them and then back to Wilton. I'm guessing the fare will be £450-£500. Jesus!
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Penk @penk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Once again using a seatbelt to keep a door shut. The catch is knackered this time. That's 2 doors broken on this vehicle in a month.
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is fantastic and I learned something new
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Eamonn-Forde @eamonn-forde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh, Viz.
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Penk @penk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Some little bastard has just bitten my leg. I'm guessing a spider as I'd just been to the shed and it's full of em. Fucking hurts. Flicked it away so I probably won that scrap.
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Mathew @realmatrobnew.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
And for clarity, this is SO UNSURPRISING. Kraft is a less interesting Batman villain. theintercept.com/2026/09/18/r...
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Robert Kraft Claims His Donations Help Palestinians. Turns Out He’s Funding Friends of the IDF.
An analysis of tax forms by The Intercept show Kraft’s charity and LLC have donated to Friends of the IDF and AIPAC’s super PAC.
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
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Penk @penk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just been out to pick the eldest up from a party. It was a bit naff because the girl's mum was hovering about and "it's rubbish when parents hang about at parties." "Except for your Dad" to my daughter. "He's fun and entertaining!" My people.
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Steve Buscemi: How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?
ALT: Steve Buscemi: How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?
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Natasha Devon @natashadevon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The same people who said ‘all lives matter’ in response to BLM are now arguing that refugees should be left to drown in the Channel.
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Penk @penk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Behold! The expensive but splendid chippy tea. That's a very large plate as well. Not worth £17 like.
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Penk @penk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
£17 at the chippy for just mine. SEVENTEEN FUCKING QUID! Better be good.
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Penk @penk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I managed roughly 8 (EIGHT) hours on the piss last night and finished at 3am. No drugs. A real flashback to about 20 years ago. Only 3 of us went past midnight and 2 of us after 1am but it was marvellous. I'll be no use to man or beast today though.
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Penk @penk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Poor Mrs P must have had some catastrophe at work this afternoon as she's still logged on. She'd better get a wiggle on. I'm going out at half six and she's not even started cooking tea yet.
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
George Formby refused to perform to a segregated audience in apartheid South Africa. Just something to think about.
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Penk @penk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Wow.
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Oxford United apologises for United 93 shirt advert
Oxford United apologises for the image, which features the call sign of one of the planes used in the 9/11 attacks.
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