Penk @penk.bsky.social · 1hJust had a text offering me a ticket for Oasis in Knebworth, front standing for £200. Daft amount but I'm considering whether to have it. I did get a bit jealous last year. 830
Penk @penk.bsky.social · 2hDecades of masturbation have finally taken a toll and now I need glasses. Only readers, mind. Not full time like the rest of you specky four eyed wankers.static.klipy.comSorpresa: Cara divertida con gafasALT: Sorpresa: Cara divertida con gafas 5150
Reposted by PenkVelour Shirt @object.works · 29/09/2026This is a metaphor for so many things these days that I couldn't choose 682089684
Reposted by PenkMeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 28/09/2026Trump: Sleepy Joe Biden, have you heard of him? *a few moments later* Trump: 😴😴😴 50870472505
Penk @penk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Some bloke just gave me £80 for a £60 fare even though it was already paid for. Him and his brother insisted they don't like freebies. I've left him my card for next time. Pint? 4140
Reposted by PenkAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026The before and after it's even more haunting. 3228201595
Reposted by PenkBladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Google maps has finally updated its Satellite photos of Gaza and it shows the most complete destruction of a city ever. A Genocide. 27543401
Reposted by PenkMork @andrewblue23.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk 9283
Reposted by PenkKaffy @kaffy78.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Just been alerted to a video of some cunts calling themselves Blackpool Patriots going around local parks, targeting non-white men, and making them leave. All in the name of protecting women and children. They moved a young lad just sat on a bench minding his own business. I feel physically sick. 3113
Reposted by PenkDavid Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on. 3149292693
Reposted by PenkMike Levin @mikelevin.org · 27/09/2026Russ Vought is Donald Trump's budget director and the most dangerous person you've never heard of. He helped write Project 2025, and he has spent years arguing that a president should be free to ignore spending laws he doesn't like. Now he's doing exactly that. 37704324
Reposted by PenkIreland against Fascism @irlagainstfascism.bsky.social · 26/09/2026In a world filled with Israeli apologists - be more Gavin Bazunu. Also remember for tomorrow. Whatever you say, say nothing - about the match. 26317
Penk @penk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Popped to the local with the dogs tonight and it's closed for a private party. Making hay whilst the sun shines makes sense but pissing off your locals that you depend on for winter isn't great. This wasn't advertised either. I'll be having words next week. 250
Penk @penk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Tried a different local boozer tonight. Never been here before. Fuck me, it's marvellous. It's a 5 minute walk from the house I've lived in for 20 years. 8171
Penk @penk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Let's not forget that Wigan Athletic only went down in 17th. So when clubs start claiming titles and European prizes through the courts, we'll have a few more years of PL money. I don't want the place in the league back because it's a shite experience. 4152
Penk @penk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My children have gone to a gig at the Engine Rooms in Southampton tonight and I've been very blasé about it until just now. I'm suddenly anxious about which 17/18 year old (if any) is keeping an eye on the 14 year old who, on occasion, is away with the fairies. 260
Penk @penk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Sounds like this 115 charges thing has leaked from another PL club to me. Who are we thinking the grasses? Everton: Your vote has already been assumed. 440
Penk @penk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026They've put my Spanish beer in a Clarkson glass. I'll be facing 115 charges if they do it again. 3450
Reposted by PenkWhitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English. 42103104369
Reposted by PenkGail Myerscough @gailmyerscough.co.uk · 24/09/2026A tumbleweed is rolling through my online shop today. I create colourful prints, cards, homewares and T-shirts inspired by architecture, music and mid-century design. Please have a look at my shop and repost to help spread the word. Thanks! gailmyerscough.co.uk 570106
Reposted by PenkAnonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Netanyahu accuses Britain and France of inventing colonialism. Which is a lie. Colonialism is thousands of years older than either modern Britain or France. Ancient examples include Greek colonies around the Mediterranean, Phoenician settlements such as Carthage, and Roman colonial expansion. 70504143
Penk @penk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Some of these Sports Direct Action lads are actually being quite brave. Their tags will be going off soon and they'll end up back in the nick. 030
Penk @penk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Today's capers. The red car had passed about 7 parked cars and was about to pass the last one. Dozy old cow in the yellow just bowled through and refused to reverse. The man in the red one got out and walked home. The main route out of the village. 2110
Reposted by PenkSam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Please read my extremely graphic account of oral sex. It will make you a better queer ally. 83510
Reposted by PenkVocnorth @vocnorth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026No thrust at all, turned away from village and pulled it into a stall before ejection. 5113
Reposted by PenkBarrie White @barriewhite.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Footage on there. Mental. www.northwaleschronicle.co.uk/news/2657522...northwaleschronicle.co.ukLIVE: Major incident reported near RAF Valley as jet crashes - both crew ejectA jet has crashed near Rhosneigr with two crew members seen to have ejected. The plane is reportedly a Hawk T2 jet. Several air ambulances and the… 162
Penk @penk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I just saw a woman go arse over tit whilst walking a dog. Another woman rushed over to help her up and the dog went for her. After the initial concern, I can't stop laughing. 2180
Reposted by PenkThe Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Just as well those committing wrongs against the RNLI are not holding placards supporting a proscribed organisation, else they would really be in trouble. 01241310
Reposted by PenkAl Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 23/09/2026US Republican calls for probe into Donald Trump Jr’s business dealings aje.news/8kdi3o 512728
Reposted by PenkSpoilt Victorian Child @svchild.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Stop using the phrase "anti-migrant activist" you shit houses. I'll accept racist thugs if you don't want to print racist cunts. 0179
Penk @penk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This song has been my earworm for months, and not in a bad way. I love this performance at Glastonbury. A sensational and heartwarming performance. youtu.be/o830SdS7dzw?...youtu.beEzra Collective - God Gave Me Feet For Dancing | Glastonbury 2025YouTube video by BBC Music 040
Penk @penk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Walking the dogs and pondering what their life is like. Doing fuck all, waited on all day, sleeping when you like. Go out for an evening walk and stop every 15 yards to lick a stranger's piss. Some life if that's what you're into. 250
Penk @penk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I've got to take someone to a hospital in Central London (WC1), wait for them and then back to Wilton. I'm guessing the fare will be £450-£500. Jesus! 340
Penk @penk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Once again using a seatbelt to keep a door shut. The catch is knackered this time. That's 2 doors broken on this vehicle in a month. 340
Reposted by PenkTW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026this is fantastic and I learned something new 562672411
Penk @penk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Some little bastard has just bitten my leg. I'm guessing a spider as I'd just been to the shed and it's full of em. Fucking hurts. Flicked it away so I probably won that scrap. 120
Reposted by PenkHillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026And for clarity, this is SO UNSURPRISING. Kraft is a less interesting Batman villain. theintercept.com/2026/09/18/r...theintercept.comRobert Kraft Claims His Donations Help Palestinians. Turns Out He’s Funding Friends of the IDF.An analysis of tax forms by The Intercept show Kraft’s charity and LLC have donated to Friends of the IDF and AIPAC’s super PAC. 412629
Penk @penk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Just been out to pick the eldest up from a party. It was a bit naff because the girl's mum was hovering about and "it's rubbish when parents hang about at parties." "Except for your Dad" to my daughter. "He's fun and entertaining!" My people.static.klipy.comSteve Buscemi: How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?ALT: Steve Buscemi: How Do You Do, Fellow Kids? 180
Reposted by PenkNatasha Devon @natashadevon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The same people who said ‘all lives matter’ in response to BLM are now arguing that refugees should be left to drown in the Channel. 26882190
Penk @penk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Behold! The expensive but splendid chippy tea. That's a very large plate as well. Not worth £17 like. 7121
Penk @penk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026£17 at the chippy for just mine. SEVENTEEN FUCKING QUID! Better be good. 680
Penk @penk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I managed roughly 8 (EIGHT) hours on the piss last night and finished at 3am. No drugs. A real flashback to about 20 years ago. Only 3 of us went past midnight and 2 of us after 1am but it was marvellous. I'll be no use to man or beast today though. 290
Penk @penk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Poor Mrs P must have had some catastrophe at work this afternoon as she's still logged on. She'd better get a wiggle on. I'm going out at half six and she's not even started cooking tea yet. 030
Reposted by PenkSam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 18/09/2026George Formby refused to perform to a segregated audience in apartheid South Africa. Just something to think about. 12394101
Penk @penk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Wow.bbc.co.ukOxford United apologises for United 93 shirt advertOxford United apologises for the image, which features the call sign of one of the planes used in the 9/11 attacks. 210
