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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈

@penguinitoguate.bsky.social
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Human being. Reader. Writer. Translator. Editor. Progressive/Leftist. Atheist. Gringo who's lived half his life in Guatemala. Husband. Daddy of doggies.

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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Yes, from a lamppost might be easier, but on the other hand, from here it 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 be a more impressive warning and deterrent for the future. (Before being razed, of course.)
An artist's illustration of Danger Yam's proposed monument to his own ego:
a 250-foot-tall, white (with tacky gold trim and embellishments – including lions!) Triumphal Arch.
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
A post from kar @bustitopen420

ICE in the airports today

With a picture taken in an antiques/knick-knack store of two small ceramic hogs with a sign that reads:

PIGS WITH NO SPECIFIC DUTIES
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Sunset on Thursday behind Volcán Acatenango
A photo of the view through a cypress forest of the golden-hued sunset behind the double peaks of Volcán Acatenango in Guatemala
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Great art Santas 🧵
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
My cup runneth over with holiday spirit.
An image of a holiday gingerbread guillotine
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
White House Chief of Staff Suzie Wiles and FBI Director Kash Patel, seen here on Day 342 of their record-length matchup in this year's Executive Branch Staring Contest
A split-screen of close-up face photos of (on the left) Susie Wiles and (on the right) Kash Pastel, each looking intently into the camera with wide open eyes. Their lack of overt expressions, combined with the wide and staring eyes, make it possible to infer a multitude of emotions, from neutral to alarmed, (not pleasantly) surprised, or extremely worried about what the mobs will eventually do to their corpses.
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Cursed image forever burned into your mind: I would imagine that he's worn out quite a few breast pumps.
A supermarket dairy cooler filled with rows of bottles labeled "Santa's Milk"
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I know what your brain just did...
Went to a Mary Poppins themed restaurant last night.

Super cauliflower cheese but the lobster was atrocious.
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
A post from Patton Oswalt that says:

What if the Trump-blowing-Clinton image is BEYOND graphic but also so weirdly erotic and human that it gives both men a redeeming third act and inspires an amazing Broadway musical?

And a response post from Jamie Rockwell that essays: 

"A Cockwork Orange."
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I'll let myself out.
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
They've done it. An even more ridiculous version of the Swasticar. Yeee-hawww!
A photo of a parked Cybertruck, with US and Texas flags attached to the rear and a set of Longhorn horns on the hood.
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
A post from Stacy Cay
@StacyCay

If a trans woman became the world champion in bubble blowing you'd hear some shit about male saliva density and lip stiffness.
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
A post by pete_stop

MAGA is now saying Mamdani's wife, Rama Duwaji, is a man.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, conservatives can no longer look at a woman without thinking about cock, and I think that's hilarious.
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Welcome to Gilead (if they get their way)
Three posts:

First, from Rachel Janfaza, @RachelJanfaza, posted the night of the election, November 4, 2025:

Young women are the story of tonight.

81% for Mamdani in NYC

80% for Sherrill in NJ

78% for Spanberger in VA per NBC's exit polls.
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A response next from Defiant Baptist, @DefiantBaptist:

Eventually, you'll agree with us that it's time to repeal the 19th Amendment, and it may be sooner rather than later.
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Followed by a response to both from Eric Conn, @Eric_Conn:

Women are destroying the country with their vote.
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
A post by TheLeftistLawyer

Just going to get my Jewish butt in front of the awful thinkpieces that are coming and say that if you think Jews are safer under murdering racist piece of shit leaders like Trump and Netanyahu than under a man like Mamdani who sees the humanity in every person, you don't want safety, you want to use Judaism as a cover for your own white supremacy.
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
A post by jonnytwospoons:

My uncle is 106 years old and a D Day veteran. He explained at length how his experiences taught him to love Trump Vance and Musk. It's the first time he's ever talked about his time in the SS.
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
A post from btsnyder with a photo of a black leather couch, with the words "Her pleather leggings reminded him of his first lover."
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
A cartoon of two stereotypical witches. One is cooking a potion in a cauldron, while the other reads a book titled ‘101 Spells’. The one with the book is saying "It says if you can't get Satan's wart, you can substitute with Stephen Miller".
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
A picture of Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas Is You" album cover. 

Above the photo, this:

"All I Want For Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey returned to 500K daily Spotify streams on Saturday, October 25th.

 Below the photo, this tweet from Løri@haylsho:


Due to global warming, Mariah Carey unfroze quicker this year. This is why we need to save the planet.
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
The second panel of the Simpsons meme, where Homer is saying to Bart: "so far".

But there are no words on this meme, just the recognizable situation.
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
He wants it to be like Vlad's
Donald and Ivana at the overly ornate, white and gold-plated, rococo monstrosity, the Winter Palace, in Leningrad in 1987.
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
A photo of Kid Rock, in sunglasses and a white cowboy hat, in front of a wall painted with a red-white-and-blue American Bald Eagle. 

Below, a tweet from Jeff Timmer @jefftimmer

If Evel Knievel and Liberace had a baby and fed it nothing but lead paint and meth, well, you'd have Kid Rock.
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
A screen shot of a headline and sub-head from The Guardian: 

Nobel peace prize.
Norway braces for Trump's reaction if he does not win Nobel peace prize.
US president may impose tariffs, demand higher Nato contributions or even declare Norway an enemy, analyst says.
Why is Donald Trump so obsessed with winning the peace prize?

Miranda Bryant, Nordic correspondent

Thu 9 Oct 2025 11.26 EDT

With hours to go until the announcement of this year's Nobel peace prize, Norwegian politicians were steeling themselves for potential repercussions to US-Norway relations if it is not awarded to Donald Trump.
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
A tweet from Paul Rudnick

The words say:
That moment when Pam Bondi shrieked at Congress, "I'M A CAREER PROSECUTOR! DON'T YOU EVER DARE QUESTION MY INTEGRITY!"

and below there is a split-screen picture, with Bondi on the left in mid-yell, and on the right, Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford in ‘Mommie Dearest’, in the "no wire hangars" scene, with cold-cream on her face and get hair pulled back,  screaming. 

Both pictures have the same unhinged yelling-white-woman vibe.
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Seven of Nine, from ‘Star Trek: Voyager’ looks down at a phone (that someone is holding up to the TV screen) with an expression of absolute disgust
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
A quote from a post on Threads, by @ musing on the go:

"Just had a conversation with a nice French couple who said the problem with American protests is that we schedule them one by one instead of showing up every night until the change happens."
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Seen over on TheVisageTome
An AI image of person covered entire in pieces of paper, leaving against a wall, while masked and stemmed ICE agents emerging from a black ICE van ignore them. One of the agents says "I don't see anything!" 

 The caption says "Breaking News: Clever migrant wears Epstein files to hide from Trump Administration".
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
This is what Trump and Hegseth had in mind. It's not what they got.
A photo of a military parade in North Korea, with thousands of troops in perfect choreographed alignment. At the center is the officials’ viewing stand decorated with giant flags and huge portraits of the leaders. A photo of an audience made up entirely of North Korean military officers in uniform, giving a standing ovation and cheering, in an obviously performative show of extreme enthusiasm
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
This is what both PH and DT wanted (and I'm sure they're livid that they didn't get it)
A photo of North Korean generals standing and ostentatiously and performatively clapping enthusiastically
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Take this as encouragement for the upcoming week. Punch some motherfucking nazis.
Indiana Jones punching a Nazi
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Don't forget Marge's "Corporate Communism"
A Twitter post from April 3, 2021, by Marjorie Taylor Greenev:ñ

This MLB issue brought together all of the factions within the Republican Party last night.

We now have an issue we can all get behind and fight together... Corporate Communism.
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
From the film ‘V For Vendetta’, a still shot of the character Lewis Prothero – the vile, venomous, bile-spewing TV pundit/government mouthpiece – in mid-rant, pointing his finger in a menacing way at the viewer.
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
A photoshopped picture of Donald Trump's face on the official portrait of Mao Zedong's head
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Just a reminder from the 2022 CPAC
A photo of the stage at the 2022 CPAC convention. A black stage adorned with stars; stripes; and red, white and blue regalia, with two banners overhead which read, "We Are All Domestic Terrorists".
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
US Bluesky nowadays in a nutshell
A New Yorker cartoon of two people sitting in a dinner booth, while one pounds on the table and says, "I'm so disgusted with people who aren't speaking up right now! But they better have flawlessly curated statements when they do – unless they're ignorant on the issue, in which case they better educate themselves but also they're too late."
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
A picture of a very elderly Mary Trump, Danger Yam's mom, with a fake quote "When I was pregnant with Satan, I used Tylenol by the truckload".
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
A photo of an elderly Mary Trump, Donald's mother, with the text "How much Tylenol did this woman take?"
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
The writers are just getting lazy now, or maybe God is trolling us, or maybe that weasel at CERN really did send us into an infinitely stupid timeline, or...
A screenshot of a post by Austen Allred:

Wait a minute...

The guy trying desperately to usher in superintelligence at Meta is named Roko's Basilisk-o????

And then a screenshot of a news article that says:

Mark Zuckerberg promises new smart glasses will unlock 'superintelligence'.

The Meta Ray-Ban Display glasses are key to reaching that goal, EssilorLuxottica's Chief Wearables Officer Rocco Basilico said in an interview with CNN.
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
It's all gender. Everything. All of it. (At least on this planet; the rest of the universe... who knows? [Are black holes gendered? 🤨])
A post by: 
funky vintage crow skeleton.
@pestocat69.

i once saw someone say "we're so obsessed with gender that we decided cats are female and dogs are male, and honestly i think that says a lot about why it's socially acceptable to hate cats" and i've been thinking about it ever since.
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
A photo of King Charles at a desk signing a document which has been altered to look as if he's painting a small placard that says 'Trump is a cunt'
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
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Immigrant Penguin 🐧🏳️‍🌈 @penguinitoguate.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
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