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@penguingengar.bsky.social
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i’m michael 🐧 34, he/they, VA 🐧 all I know is emo music, drafting pokémon, flop, be asexual, eat nerds rope cluster, and lie

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Penguin @penguingengar.bsky.social · 9h
it's october. it's bingu. it's time to watch an insane amount of movies. just finished 1/25 and i'm starting off strong. i'll update this list as the month goes on letterboxd.com/penguingenga...
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DMV Homiezzz BiNGU #16 (October 2026)
A list of 1 film compiled on Letterboxd, including The Son's Room (2001).
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Penguin @penguingengar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my hubris has grown too large (i’m applying to host a magfest panel about pokémon draft league)
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Penguin @penguingengar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I will find any excuse to rewatch Bratz (2007) with anyone who is willing
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Penguin @penguingengar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
physically incapable of sleeping through the night, melotonin or not
deep-fried, red screenshot of spongebob with black eyes and gary in a winter hat that says, “GARY I NEED SALVATION”
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Penguin @penguingengar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I started playing luigi's mansion for the first time last nite...good game
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Penguin @penguingengar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
okay i’m in another league looking for a teammate. if you want to play a high-tier draft board (think lower ubers like genesect) hmu
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Penguin @penguingengar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the last time I went to a drive-in, I saw a double feature of blue beetle (fine) and teenage mutant ninja turtles: mutant mayhem (phenom)
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Penguin @penguingengar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think i’m all in on tuba fard or bencil hoard
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Penguin @penguingengar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
sorry but i’m killing you?
tumblr post I HATE CRABOMINABLE
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Cheap Kouch @fuckwarlock.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
IT’S OFFICIAL: PGOT NAYSH NAME OF THE FALL 2026 HAS OPENED FOR ITS FIRST ROUND OF VOTING!! GO HERE, TO “SPEAK YOU’RE TRUTH”—> docs.google.com/forms/d/1-xM... BRACKET IMAGE IS MY LAST POST BEFORE THIS YOU CAN PULL UP THE HYPERLINK
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Penguin @penguingengar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
beloved oomfs…one of the draft leagues I help run just opened signups for a new season! it’s natdex with the new megas. there are 3 skill-based divs, so if you’re new, you won’t be thrown to the sharks. come try it out! you’ll have fun. I prommy discord.gg/Db8NW4MFK
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Join the The Gloom Patrol Discord Server!
Check out the The Gloom Patrol community on Discord - hang out with 130 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.
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Penguin @penguingengar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
gotta get back on the job hunt because my current job is crushing my soul
blurry cat with the text, “true swag comes from pain and suffering”
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Penguin @penguingengar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ooh ooh
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Penguin @penguingengar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
sent a picture of the odyssey display at my theater where they put a minion cutout onto it with the message, “forgot to send this last week”

dad responds: Pretty sweet
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Penguin @penguingengar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
20 y/o me would kill 34 y/o me with hammers and would be 100% justified in doing so
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Penguin @penguingengar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you’ve seen it?
sophie singing karaoke in aftersun
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Penguin @penguingengar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I walked into the doctor’s office and this woman demanded that I put my sneakers on even though I was already wearing them???
instyle makeover magazine with vanessa hugdens on the cover
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Penguin @penguingengar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
everyone should listen to their album + dc oomfs should come hang out with me at their show!!!
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Penguin @penguingengar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
mr. mime haters will not see heaven
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Penguin @penguingengar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
dealing with a cold so i'm practicing self-care (watching a movie about penguins)
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Penguin @penguingengar.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
this feels like a good watch for today boxd.it/46iW
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Creating Rem Lezar (1989)
Zack and Ashlee discover the meaning of true friendship when they create an imaginary friend, the superhero Rem Lezar.
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 11/09/2026
Scene from Popstar, Connor4Real onstage under the word “Terrorize”Scene from Popstar, Connor4Real onstage under the word “that”Scene from Popstar, Connor4Real onstage under the word “Pussy”
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Penguin @penguingengar.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
random wave of sadness keeping me up all night -> probably going to be late in the morning and exhausted all day
crying laughing emoji making an a-okay sign with one hand and holding a gun in their mouth with the other
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Penguin @penguingengar.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
thinking about this pretty intensely 2nite. I should really start job hunting again
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Penguin @penguingengar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
crush (the soda company) put out a 90s-themed(?) tropical punch flavor and it's honestly pretty bad :/ this has nothing to do with my grudge against crush for ignoring my emails in 2018-2020ish asking to take over their dead social media and then reviving it with an online presence that sucked
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Penguin @penguingengar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
NATDEX DRAFT w ALL THE NEW MEGAS - DRAFT STARTS THIS WEEKEND!!!lois griffin looking at the pill bottle meme
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Penguin @penguingengar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
literally nothing in this world is as important as cartoons and i’m 100% serious
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Penguin @penguingengar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
the person across from me in the office is eating sunflower seeds
donkey from shrek saying, “i’m makin’ pipe bombs”
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Penguin @penguingengar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
why am I only productive after 10pm on weeknights?
bloodmoon ursaluna looking toward the sea
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Bob, God Of Moogles @godofmoogles.mogpile.com · 07/09/2026
Todaybor Day is Labor Day! youtu.be/KBXsx1ZHgg0?...
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Labor Dabor
YouTube video by homestarrunnerdotcom
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Penguin @penguingengar.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
somehow won all 3 of my draft league battles today
kirby with a big smile
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Penguin @penguingengar.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
rooting for the delta quadrant!!!
a photo of rivers cuomo
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Penguin @penguingengar.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
kinda wanna rewatch Trap (2024)
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Penguin @penguingengar.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
soul meets body playing at wendy’s when I walk in
pig flying above the clouds
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Penguin @penguingengar.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
air conditioning and internet both went out on the same day
alyssa edwards in the backrooms
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Spencer Irwin @pivitor.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
YouTube should only be for music videos and Competitive Pokémon content. And Defunctland. Everything else needs to go.
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Penguin @penguingengar.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
you go to a movie theater ONE time and they start emailing you invites to COCKTOBER in all caps
Village East by Angelika

HITCHCOCKTOBER returns Octobe…
HITCHCOCKTOBER Celebrate the master of suspense all October! GET TICKETS STRANGERS ON A TRAIN October 7 at 4:30 and 7:30 Guy Haines wants a divorce
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Penguin @penguingengar.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
revisiting movies to write my way-late reviews means basically getting to microdose malignant, so there are definitely some perks to being in this position
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Penguin @penguingengar.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i luv my friends
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Penguin @penguingengar.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
yesterday I played guitar for a few hours with @mooseweird.bsky.social and god I forgot how much it hurts my fingers. and my wrist. and my elbowpit(?). practicing a little bit now too. my goal is at least 15 min every day until it doesn’t hurt anymore
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Penguin @penguingengar.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
the struggles of having a huge backlog of letterboxd reviews are 1) remembering what happened and what I thought and 2) making the reviews at least feel slightly distinct from each other. having notes helps, and so does scrubbing through to take screenshots. it's fun revisiting these later too
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Penguin @penguingengar.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
random bout of nausea (they made the thing from the jeff rosenstock song real btw)
flutter mane with a crying face in a sandstorm saying “owwwwe owchies :(“
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Penguin @penguingengar.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
tuned my guitar for the first time in about 4 years, which means i’m one step closer to actually learning to play it again. i’m basically starting from scratch because my brain is a sieve but wii ball
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Penguin @penguingengar.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
if any more people tell me they “don’t eat fast food” i’m going to start screaming
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Penguin @penguingengar.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
after everything that went down with ****** i’m kinda scared to be social at all, especially with new people. trying to force myself as much as possible so I don’t default to hiding away. it’s hard, but I can do it!!!
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Penguin @penguingengar.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
one of those rare days where I kind of believe that everything WILL be daijoubu
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ChristIs1337 @janos.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Penguin @penguingengar.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
LIFE IS PAIN AND WE’VE GOT TO SCRAPE THE JOY OUT OF IT EVERY CHANCE WE GET
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Penguin @penguingengar.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
finally watching the odyssey
screencap from minions and monsters where they’re on the boat
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