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Spencer Irwin

@pivitor.bsky.social
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Gay punk nerd jock

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Spencer Irwin @pivitor.bsky.social · 12m
Baby Where the Hell is my Chespin
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Spencer Irwin @pivitor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Live Action One Piece casting is getting very strange
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Spencer Irwin @pivitor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Never got to see Weezer in their prime (because I was a literal child), but I'm glad the one time I did see them was in the White Album tour cycle which is probably their best "modern" album and my fave after Blue and Pinkerton. Wouldn't wanna see them today and endure the post-White stuff
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Spencer Irwin @pivitor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Guess what? I watched this episode as a kid and it haunted me for the rest of my life
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Spencer Irwin @pivitor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think the moral of Resident Evil is "Be nice to your delivery drivers"
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Spencer Irwin @pivitor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
FINALLY, a horror movie that asks the question "wouldn't it be terrifying if Jessica Chastain was your mom?"
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Spencer Irwin @pivitor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Spencer Irwin @pivitor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That guy who ragebaits his dog should be tried at the Hague
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Spencer Irwin @pivitor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Was just explaining the difference between Cable and Bishop to the cashier at the café
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Spencer Irwin @pivitor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me: "So Delaware has one Senator and two hours representatives?" Josh: "It's two in the senate and one in the house" Me: "Ah, like the shocker"
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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Spencer Irwin @pivitor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Somehow the birthday of an old coworker I haven't spoken to in over 15 years got added to my personal calendar app and it won't let me delete it????
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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Take goo
Screenshot of Pokémon trade screen with a ditto and text box saying “take goo”
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Spencer Irwin @pivitor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Norman Osborne's a millionaire scientist Who doesn't have time For his son
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Spencer Irwin @pivitor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wake up, babe, new cat dropped
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Spencer Irwin @pivitor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Has anybody stopped the rooster yet?
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Spencer Irwin @pivitor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Bouncer at the gig last night didn't card me. Instead, as I reached for my wallet, he waved my hand away and said "You look like your birth year starts with a 1"
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Spencer Irwin @pivitor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just fought a guy running Flamethrower on his GARCHOMP. They must REALLY be struggling against Mega Golisopod
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Spencer Irwin @pivitor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
At the bar shipping the sports anchors commentating the Louisiana Tech/LSU game
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Spencer Irwin @pivitor.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Getting home at 4AM from Emo Nite at age 39 may...no longer be a thing I can do...
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Spencer Irwin @pivitor.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
She Tigers my Jaw until I see water
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Spencer Irwin @pivitor.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Looking around the Emo Nite to see who will sing along to "fags" in Green Day's Holiday (it got very quiet lol)
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mary worth is lit @wilburwurthless.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
Illumi did 9/11
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Peter Labuza @labuzamovies.com · 11/09/2026
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Spencer Irwin @pivitor.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Lol, my apartment building has no hot water, potentially for the entire weekend, and my entire apartment is covered in fire extinguisher dust because I accidentally put a potholder in the oven and it caught fire, I'm gonna McLose it
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Pudim Abestado @pudimabestado.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
A Fateful encounter on Cinnabar Island #Pokemon #Art #Lapras #MissingNo
In this artwork you can see Red and his Lapras on the coast of Cinnabar, but they ended up encountering a MissingNo. Could this have something to do with the old man who recently taught Red how to catch Pokémon? Why do the Master Balls in Red's bag keep multiplying?
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Spencer Irwin @pivitor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Real Friends once again failing the "keep a singer for longer than five minutes" challenge
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Spencer Irwin @pivitor.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
To the Joker, the Crazy Train is just a normal train
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Spencer Irwin @pivitor.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Honestly the Vegeta / Cabba stuff was one of the better parts of Dragonball Super but it drives me crazy that they invented a whole new character for Vegeta to mentor when Vegeta already has a whole-ass son that the series does NOTHING with
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Spencer Irwin @pivitor.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It's nice that today's Wordle is promoting the Emo Revival Book
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Spencer Irwin @pivitor.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Take me home Cunty roads
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Spencer Irwin @pivitor.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Thank god Microsoft is constantly innovating ways to make their services worse every single day
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Spencer Irwin @pivitor.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
YouTube should only be for music videos and Competitive Pokémon content. And Defunctland. Everything else needs to go.
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Dan Schkade @danschkade.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
Doctor Thirteen: the man who doesn’t believe in magic SO HARD it makes him partially immune to it
DC comics character Doctor Thirteen refusing to acknowledge the existence of angels, despite of biblically accurate angel being right behind him
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Spencer Irwin @pivitor.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Hershey boys
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Spencer Irwin @pivitor.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Does quoting Charlie the Unicorn in 2026 make you Unc?
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matte jones @pillowfort.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026)
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Spencer Irwin @pivitor.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Y'all don't believe in the heart of the cards like I do
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mary worth is lit @wilburwurthless.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
hey douglath, I figured out the key to immortality. very expensive
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Spencer Irwin @pivitor.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
🎵 Don't you Forgor about me 🎵
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Spencer Irwin @pivitor.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It's 9 in the afternoon
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 27/08/2026
did bluesky hear about Miss Teen Indiana’s Garfield costume
A young woman in a Garfield inspired outfit with a Garfield headdressThe young woman from the first photo is holding a lasagna that says “lasagna my love language”missinteenusa Tonight, Indiana is going Garfield!
My state costume celebrates one of Indiana's most iconic creations-Garfield, created by fellow Hoosier Jim Davis.
Born in Marion and raised in Fairmount, Davis turned an orange cat with a big personality into a character recognized and loved around the world.
But this costume represents more than a famous Hoosier.
The hand-painted comic panels on my skirt share messages inspired by my initiative, Captivating Confidence:
"Our differences are what make us beautiful."
"If we don't have love, we have nothing."
"Outer beauty attracts, but inner beauty captivates."
To me, true confidence is found in embracing what makes each of us different and recognizing that our greatest beauty comes from within. I am so excited to bring a little Hoosier humor, creativity and confidence to the Miss Teen USA stage tonight!
This one-of-a-kind costume was inspired by my vision and brought to life by Indianapolis-based costume designer, Jess West. @jesswestcostumes
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Spencer Irwin @pivitor.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Facing the day with cuntfidence
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Did you know Carl from ATHF and Booster Gold hate each other
Old booster gold comic where it looks like OH NO!! Carl from aqua teen hunger force was doin booster golds mom as the two have a conflict outside boosters moms house the text reads “WADDAYA, SOME KINDA KOOK? DO I LOOK LIKE YER MA?
NOW, FLY OFF!
HEY, FAT BOY, MOVE ASIDE!
I'M LOOKING FOR MY
MOTHER!”

Buster bluth should be booster gold DONT ARGUE ABOUT IT LET IT HAPPEN
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Spencer Irwin @pivitor.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Shout out to the guy next to me at the coffee shop in gym shorts and a button up who loves golf and is scared to be in Philly at night. And by shout out I mean I fucking hate you
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Spencer Irwin @pivitor.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Andrew WK came on the bar radio and all I can think about is poor Frylock...
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Spencer Irwin @pivitor.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
What the fuck is going on with the Phillies Away uniform???
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Spencer Irwin @pivitor.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This may be a controversial take, but: I'm hungry
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Dr. Kill Everyone (Eclipse) @eclipse.gay · 15/08/2026
if you're somehow still alive, and you're seeing this, please - pokemon go to the escape pods
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
It's only now I remember today is the 20th anniversary of this coming out. There's not really words, though I'm sure I'll find a few thousand for the newsletter. "We are twice as far from Rue Britannia as Rue Britannia was from Britpop" is certainly a thought. The other is: thank you, McK.
Phonogram: Rue Britannia #1 cover, by Jamie McKelvie.
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