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the stretchter 🏳️‍⚧️ @pedetsrian.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

the mariners are so sad to watch that the mlb beat writer can’t even be bothered to write a story about the game tonight

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the stretchter 🏳️‍⚧️ @pedetsrian.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

haha idiot he was actually just hurt the whole time bet you didn’t consider that nostradamus

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the stretchter 🏳️‍⚧️ @pedetsrian.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

happy to see that every blue jay except for vladdy is getting completely blown out in the second phase of fan voting. relegate the team

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the stretchter 🏳️‍⚧️ @pedetsrian.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

i would like to take this time to complain about the blue jays having a position player in the final round of all-star voting at *every* position, despite having maybe one deserving all-star on their entire roster. what are we doing

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the stretchter 🏳️‍⚧️ @pedetsrian.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

stupid fucking game. stupid fucking mariners

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the stretchter 🏳️‍⚧️ @pedetsrian.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

jose suarez mlb the show innings eating goat on my baseball team

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the stretchter 🏳️‍⚧️ @pedetsrian.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

it’s that jiant penis crawford time of the season

seattle mariners shortstop and captain john penis crawford

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the stretchter 🏳️‍⚧️ @pedetsrian.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

fuck framber valdez once an astro always an astro

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the stretchter 🏳️‍⚧️ @pedetsrian.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

nothing like hiking a trail i knew inside and out when i was eight to demonstrate how easy it would be to beat an eight year old in a fight

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the stretchter 🏳️‍⚧️ @pedetsrian.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

call me gary ridgway the way i’m near the green river at suspicious times of night

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the stretchter 🏳️‍⚧️ @pedetsrian.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

finally understand the zutara shippers. this man is fineeeeeeee

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the stretchter 🏳️‍⚧️ @pedetsrian.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

listened to a little bit of hobo johnson and now i’m nauseous

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the stretchter 🏳️‍⚧️ @pedetsrian.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

i really enjoy listening to rick rizzs’s age-72 season. you can tell when he’s just lead-staring straight forward into the horizon

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the stretchter 🏳️‍⚧️ @pedetsrian.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

this is what happens when the mariners are widely agreed to be an excellent team: they remind us that they are, fundamentally, not that

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the stretchter 🏳️‍⚧️ @pedetsrian.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

calling it now brendan donovan is gonna hit .244 with six homers and slowly lose playing time over ‘26 and ‘27 until he gets nontendered

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the stretchter 🏳️‍⚧️ @pedetsrian.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

aw fuck i think i got my writing style from john green

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sleve mcdykeal @scorpuloid.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

im like if a tankie hated the concept of government

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sleve mcdykeal @scorpuloid.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

theres too many things in the world. there should stop being things

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the stretchter 🏳️‍⚧️ @pedetsrian.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

i swear to god drawing cards is a skill and i don’t have it

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the stretchter 🏳️‍⚧️ @pedetsrian.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

think im gonna become a really big fan of paige bueckers. watch this space

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the stretchter 🏳️‍⚧️ @pedetsrian.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

i sound like if hiccup and mordecai had a child and she was a woman

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the stretchter 🏳️‍⚧️ @pedetsrian.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

the only reason it doesn’t seem like an issue to most people is because most people don’t see what accommodations for the elderly look like these days. even the very expensive old folks’ homes are disgusting and understaffed. this problem is bad now and will only continue to get worse

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the stretchter 🏳️‍⚧️ @pedetsrian.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

riley gaines the offer to duel for the right to our name still stands. consider this your opportunity to finally beat a trans woman at something

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the stretchter 🏳️‍⚧️ @pedetsrian.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

me when i’m a spongy officer: ough im so full of guilt

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the stretchter 🏳️‍⚧️ @pedetsrian.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

geese is the kind of music this guy would walk slowly toward me to

that one horrible flaccid jiggly 3d animated freak from tik tok (creator is @alternatebazaarart i think)

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the stretchter 🏳️‍⚧️ @pedetsrian.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

in my desperate and ongoing quest to never piss anyone off ever i have only succeeded in pissing myself off constantly

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/11/2025

peak baseball is indistinguishable from the feeling of hitting your head against a cement wall

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Rooting not just for a Game 7 of the World Series, but another 18 inning game that goes so long on Saturday night that the clocks fall back at 2am before it’s ended and everyone gets tremendously confused about what time it is.

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Lian @lianmilanesa.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Fem Tintin! #theadventuresoftintin #tintin #art

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the stretchter 🏳️‍⚧️ @pedetsrian.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

officially at the “coworkers all instantly assume my ex is a manchild” stage of my transition. unsure how to feel about this

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

can someone explain to me why toronto is even allowed to play in the world series? since when is canada in the world

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the stretchter 🏳️‍⚧️ @pedetsrian.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

think i might be developing a fear of needles, which is very bad because 1) i work in medicine and 2) i have to inject myself with hormones every week to stay alive

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