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cam @pearell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They should have done crossover branding with the office
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 29/09/2026
you're still fw poultices? it's all about broths now dude
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: news broadcast of a Chimpanzee in a suit walking to the podium of a White House briefing. Text at the bottom reads: “PRESIDENT CHIMPSKY TO MAKE STATEMENT ON TERRORIST ATTACK” Panel 2: president Chimpsky signs to the camera, “Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.”
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cam @pearell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Something funny
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cam @pearell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They’re cowards for not polling variants on that last option
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cam @pearell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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cam @pearell.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Mine thought I was from Nevada
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cam @pearell.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Assassinate on that thang
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cam @pearell.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Can’t see those tight baseball butts on the radio tho
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cam @pearell.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
11 who I definitely know who they are and another 4 or 5 who I’ve heard of them but couldn’t tell you much of anything about
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cam @pearell.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
— a gruff Pennsylvanian starting to finally make friends
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cam @pearell.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Or a secret third thing
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cam @pearell.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Rarty rock is in the rouse tonight
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cam @pearell.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Siblings or dating
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cam @pearell.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln, and Teddy Roosevelt
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cam @pearell.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
everything is about sex, except the sex purge movie, which is about fascism
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cam @pearell.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I learned how awesome dinosaurs are and how hot laura dern is
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
she is covering her hair out of modesty, because she is married now, to mr sandwich
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cam @pearell.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
That is not the same thing as being fuckable
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cam @pearell.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Harry S Truman
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cam @pearell.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
A diagram: On the left: fuckable On the right: not especially fuckable
Harry S Truman (twin peaks)Harry S Truman (president)
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cam @pearell.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
History will exonerate me
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cam @pearell.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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cam @pearell.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
but did he have hoes?
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Progressive The Noid can still happen if people want it bad enough
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I'm afraid I have to call bullshit on the popular insinuation that Lindsey Graham was secretly gay. I had sex with Lindsey Graham and he did not enjoy it at all.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I too was on the "Mitch McConnell is definitely dead" train but I just had a call with the man and he sounds fine. We talked about Iran, the average heat of hellfire, how it feels to be eternally impaled through the rectum with a burning trident. He looks forward to returning to D.C.!
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cam @pearell.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
right like he may not be proven guilty in a court of law but that doesn’t mean he’s trustworthy enough for the people to elect him
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cam @pearell.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
also pro-bilbo and frodo
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cam @pearell.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
also basically every relationship in arrested development, that’s an uncle-heavy show
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cam @pearell.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I mean
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Doomed Mike Ehrmantraut can still happen if people want it bad enough
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 27/06/2026
It's a very dangerous Trump-era instinct to take a celebrity you and your peer group feel a lot of goodwill towards and project both good personal politics and presidential ambitions onto them. That's why I think a more realistic ceiling for johnny knoxville is ambassador to the UN
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jambo @agoingondog.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
we are barney frank we look disgusting blue shirt before congress nipples protruding
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cam @pearell.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Why
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cam @pearell.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
weird
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cam @pearell.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I’ve never seen a wikipedia article open with two uncaptioned photos before
Wikipedia article title “list of Saturday night live incidents” above side by side photos of Richard Pryor and Donald Trump
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cam @pearell.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
baby, won’t you call me daddy Stupid Cincinnati At the baseball game
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jambo @agoingondog.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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jambo @agoingondog.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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cam @pearell.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
just learned against my will that there’s a country singer named Tucker Wetmore. that is not a human man’s name, that is a drag queen
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
i don’t really have anything worthwhile to post right now. i just felt like posting
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cam @pearell.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
You know it means cum right. It’s important to me that you know it means cum
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cam @pearell.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
you can’t say skeeted
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jambo @agoingondog.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
very nice, let's see paul allen's two-factor code
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cam @pearell.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
sending this to my friend who has a PhD in genetics
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cam @pearell.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
yorgos lanthimos obama: uhhh let me kill deer
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cam @pearell.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
why is john mulaney the new voice of kraft mac & cheese commercials
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Be the weirde noyses you wisshe to heare yn the forest
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Can we normalize eating beans?
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