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Spoiler of pets. Any excuse to wear a costume. Fluent in sarcasm, profanity & GIF. Cancer survivor🔔, scleroderma strong 💪🏻 , dbl 🫁 transplant warrior. I’ve been through too much to tolerate dumbfuckery from ANYONE!

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Girl’s Own advice @girlsown.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
So much going on in this Sunday’s caption contest illustration - enjoy! Give away lots of ❤️s, please repost to encourage more competitors, and include #GirlsOwnCC
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Call me Tracy. @peakingsassy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I hope my neighbors down the road who are target shooting and scaring the ever-living shit out of my dog have the afternoon and evening they deserve.
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 18/07/2026
New: Late last night, Taylor Farms quietly posted an official recall notice We now know that the parasite-linked iceberg lettuce was shipped to Walmart & food distributors in 27 (!) states It was for some reason still being sent out up until Thursday July 16 www.consumerreports.org/health/food-...
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Parasite-Linked Lettuce Was Sent to Walmart Stores and Food Distributors in 27 States - Consumer Reports
Taylor Farms' recalled the parasite-linked lettuce it said was sent to Walmart stores, Sysco, and other food distributors in 27 states.
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
A quick word on Taco Bell: That's where we found the suspected lettuce, and it's not bc Taco Bell is gross. It's bc Taco Bell is REALLY GOOD at tracing product! Keeping track of exactly where they got their ingredients, & exactly what restaurants each shipment of ingredients went to!
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Michael J. Stern @michaeljstern.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Taco Bell does not grow lettuce. This is on Taylor Farms.
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Call me Tracy. @peakingsassy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
AMERICAN COMEDY: It’s funny because they “tell it like it is” but also there’s always an underlying optimism BRITISH COMEDY: It’s funny because it’s sardonic and pessimistic, but self-deprecating CANADIAN COMEDY: I have no fucking idea why this is funny but it’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
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Little Lobbyists @littlelobbyists.com · 01/06/2026
🎂 Nine years of showing up for disabled and medically complex kids. Nine years of families telling their stories where it matters most. We're just getting started — celebrate with a birthday donation! DONATE 👉 www.tinyurl.com/ll9years 💙
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Little Lobbyists is turning 9!
For 9 years, families of medically complex & disabled kids have been showing up to Capitol Hill — kids, wheelchairs, ventilators, and all — to make sure their children are seen & protected. Help us…
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/05/2026
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Girl’s Own advice @girlsown.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest, give away lots of ❤️s, repost to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC
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Call me Tracy. @peakingsassy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Next she’ll propose that struggling parents should trade their infants to the wealthy as a culinary delicacy in exchange for Amazon gift cards.
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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
An autistic son caring for his disabled mother is about to lose their home. They survive on SSI, have no support system, and without help for moving and housing costs, they could be homeless by the end of the month. Goal is $10k. We need 4k more. PLEASE, PLASE, share and donate if you can.
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Call me Tracy. @peakingsassy.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Slightly increase a band 10.5cc
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Whimsy Frankenbeans 🌻 💙 @thinker2thinker.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Send postcards to R’s Governors office if you’re phone shy. EXAMPLE… “Hi Governor, Redistricting or gerrymandering is NOT helping citizens pay for gas and groceries. And, wars that help oligarchs pocket billions, are not helping our healthcare. Reminder, citizens are paying you to represent them.’
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Liberal Old Fart @oldliberalfart.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Iran should demand the Epstein files be released.
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Call me Tracy. @peakingsassy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I feel seen.
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Call me Tracy. @peakingsassy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
@possumeveryhour.io
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Call me Tracy. @peakingsassy.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
That guy on the left is definitely holding a candy cigarette.
Closeup of a dufus who looks like he’s smoking a candy cigarette with the words “Candy Cigarette” in red handwriting with an arrow pointing at the candy cigarette.Picture of a red package of King’s candy cigarettes
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Call me Tracy. @peakingsassy.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
“And the award for ‘Worst Boy Band Ever’ goes to…”
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The Obama Foundation @obamafoundation.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
May the Fourth be with YOU, from the Obama Presidential Center. Opening June 19.
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Call me Tracy. @peakingsassy.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I feel seen. Good Spatula Dirty — theonion.com/good-spatula...
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Good Spatula Dirty
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 21/04/2026
we all know I have no life, so:
WHAT IF COLUMBO COULD REGENERATE LIKE THE DOCTOR?

1st Columbo: Groucho Marx
2nd Columbo: Danny Kaye
3rd Columbo: Sid Caesar
4th Columbo: Peter Falk (obviously he's the fourth, I mean come on, both in terms of iconicism and timing)
5th Columbo: Jamie Farr
6th Columbo: Judd Hirsch
7th Columbo: Howard Hesseman
8th Columbo: Mandy Patinkin
9th Columbo: Eugene Levy
10th Columbo: Mark Ruffalo
11th Columbo: Adam Brody
12th Columbo: Jason Alexander
13th Columbo: Natasha Lyonne
14th Columbo: Mark Ruffalo again
15th Columbo: Omar Epps

NOT PICTURED: Alan Arkin ("War Columbo"), Whoopi Goldberg ("Fugitive Columbo"), Laura Linney (possible 16th Columbo), Don Adams/Warren Christopher (played first and second Columbos, respectively, in "The Five Columbos" TV special)
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Call me Tracy. @peakingsassy.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Is Bluesky being really weird right now?
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Call me Tracy. @peakingsassy.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
If you see this, quote with a pic of you in glasses P.S. LOVE the cat’s eye specs!
Me with a pink pixie haircut and aviator sunglasses
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Call me Tracy. @peakingsassy.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
If you see this quote with a pic of you in glasses
B and W photo of me dressed as Groucho Marx with a cigar and a cheeky grin.
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Call me Tracy. @peakingsassy.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
*Someone* started early, I see.🍸🍸🍸🥴
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Call me Tracy. @peakingsassy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Can ≠ should
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Call me Tracy. @peakingsassy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
That’s a looong Dash at 4 bucks a gallon.
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Shannon Vallor @shannonvallor.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
As a woman, I offer my sympathies to the Pope who is now being told hourly by very many random men what he actually means
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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
"I'd like to gavel in today's board meeting of the American Medical Association...."
The Last Supper.
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Rep. April McClain Delaney @repaprildelaney.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
My statement on the reported conduct of Reps. Swalwell and Gonzales.
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Call me Tracy. @peakingsassy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Definitely the latter. It hasn’t even been a week since he publicly threatened to annihilate Iran and it has disappeared from the headlines.
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David Rothkopf @djrothkopf.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
This week Trump proved there is one distinction he truly deserves. He's the most powerful idiot in the history of the world. Many idiots have come before him and some powerful idiots but never before have we seen someone so powerful who is so idiotic. My latest. www.thedailybeast.com/how-trump-ju...
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How Trump Just Proved He Is History’s Most Powerful Idiot
He sent three stooges to botch talking peace, then went to UFC. He’s blockading a blockade. No one in history comes close to this idiocy.
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Call me Tracy. @peakingsassy.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
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a man in a red shirt is talking to another man and says `` was it over when the germans bombed pearl harbor ''
Alt: John Belushi as Bluetooth asking “was it over when the germans bombed Pearl Harbor?”
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Call me Tracy. @peakingsassy.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
This has me absolutely rolling!
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Call me Tracy. @peakingsassy.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Gonna be a lot of awkward conversations when J.D. Vance offers to campaign for his fellow fascists in the midterms.
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Call me Tracy. @peakingsassy.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
It wouldn’t matter what Bruce Springsteen looks like because he’s beautiful on the inside and talented AF. (It just so happens he’s still 🔥🔥🔥!) The same cannot be said for John Barron Harkonnen, whose ugly goes deep into to the hole where his soul should be.
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Girl’s Own advice @girlsown.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest, and be kind to small children. Give away lots of ❤️s, repost to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC
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Call me Tracy. @peakingsassy.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I must be getting close to the part where I wake up, relieved to discover the last 10 years have all been a bad dream. Better make that 18 years—I could also do without the cancer and the systemic scleroderma.
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Dag. @3fecta.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The president is threatening genocide, posting snuff films, while the first lady is denying ties to his best friend, one of the worst pedophiles in history. And I have to do a meeting this morning about office supplies? Make this make sense.
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Call me Tracy. @peakingsassy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
She’s getting her Ph.D in astrophysics. He works at the Tesla dealership. He’s explaining her dissertation project to her.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 08/04/2026
"This is what you get when you elect Republicans." Every Dem within 100 feet of a camera needs to be saying this repeatedly. Every time we elect Republicans, we get dumbass wars, tax cuts for rich people, and financial crises. Every time. Fucking say it!
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ProPublica Guild @propublicaguild.org · 08/04/2026
We’re on strike today! Support our fight for a fair contract by NOT visiting the @propublica.org website or engaging with ProPublica stories today. Tell ProPublica’s management you won’t cross the picket line: actionnetwork.org/petitions/te...
We're on strike! Don't visit propublica.org on April 8
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Kirsten Berg @kirstenberg.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Please support our union’s work toward a fair contract by NOT crossing our digital picket line! That means not visiting @ProPublica.org today, April 8. (And please resume your support of @ProPublica.org all other days, we love the journalism we do!)
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Call me Tracy. @peakingsassy.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Screen shot of Merriam Webster online dictionary entry 

terrorism noun

: the systematic use of terror especially as a means of coercion
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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
With Republicans controlling both chambers, Democrats don’t have the steering wheel. They have a megaphone and a few procedural levers. So what can they actually do in this reality? The one where Trump wants to wipe out an entire civilization? — oh, and call them and tell them I sent you :: 🧵 1/
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Timothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Given Trump’s Easter threats to carry out new war crimes in Iran, we should think one or two steps ahead about a coup attempt connected to the war. And then deter it. (1/17)
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Call me Tracy. @peakingsassy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
“Nice civilization you got there! Would be a shame if something were to, you know, *happen* to it…” Impeach this fucking mob boss.
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Call me Tracy. @peakingsassy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I forget, are we taking this deranged piece of sh!t seriously but not literally now or literally but not seriously? #IMPEACHTRUMPNOW
Deranged orange piece of sh!t says, “A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don't want that to happen, but it probably will. However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen, WHO KNOWS? We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World. 47 years of extortion, corruption, and death, will finally end. God Bless the Great People of Iran!”
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