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scum (probably) @dbw.neocities.org · 07/11/2025
HIV when I super glue my urethra shut
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a man in a suit opens a wooden door with gold handles
ALT: a man in a suit opens a wooden door with gold handles
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Dahlia @robotranny.soy · 14/09/2026
moogs me
minimoog synthesizer
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sydney @pci.express · 10/09/2026
#jerk4kirk
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sydney @pci.express · 17/08/2026
if you make rape jokes please consider going the way of charlie kirk
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 07/08/2026
girl who hasn't eaten in 8 and a half hours: wow why do i have such a bad headache
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I suggest armpit @i.suggest-armp.it · 29/07/2026
if you post loli/siscon shit you should fuck off back to 4chan
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sydney @pci.express · 04/08/2026
lock screen posting (been the same since i got this phone)
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grice pudding @evpok.love · 24/07/2026
the wizard of 28.35952g
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 24/07/2026
ah, i understand how this might be confusing, unfortunately you must consult the chart
atf definitions chart meme
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sydney @pci.express · 19/07/2026
logic analyzer saves the day award
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rose @rose.tgirl.beauty · 24/06/2026
saying nazi femboy is the same as saying chai tea
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sydney @pci.express · 25/06/2026
apparently lipo battery connectors are 50/50 on polarity but its ok since you can swap the polarity of the connector with tweezers
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cold bagel pbc @coil-habdle.ebil.club · 07/06/2026
gleepymaxxing 👾🥀
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acorn @vt3e.cat · 19/06/2026
"go 2 gleep !!" NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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cold bagel pbc @coil-habdle.ebil.club · 14/06/2026
Caption:
Earth invasion starts at 8 am
my gleeby deeby ass at
7:99am😭😭

image of a green alien kitten with antenna
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sydney @pci.express · 13/06/2026
rest in peace the 0603’s flung across the room by my tweezers
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glorp @glorpdaily.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Your an alien
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sydney @pci.express · 12/05/2026
at the Micro Center for my HRT who want sum
Micro Center aisle label sign that says “Gender Changers”, in a wiring contsxt
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sydney @pci.express · 04/05/2026
who up printing they photos
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winter @homosexual.cat · 20/04/2026
some of y’all
A screenshot of iOS messages showing a conversation with a user named Mom:

“Please come back to the group chat. We are making thanksgiving plans and we need your input.”

“As I said in the group chat, you shouldn't be using iMessagw. Signal is better Opsec. Once everyone starts taking that seriously you know where to find me.”

“Gam Gam is 92. She barely knows how to use the phone she has.”

“She needs to adapt”
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coil door habdle @cool-handle.ebil.club · 18/04/2026
gendered voices are stupid . why cant we have 6 or 7 different voice types that are randomly assigned not based on gender ??
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sydney @pci.express · 16/04/2026
pdsls.dev/at://did:plc... self lebed ✅
pdsls.dev
at://pci.express/app.bsky.actor.profile/self
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habdle growth factory @habdle.tranquil.farm · 04/04/2026
↸𝙹 リ𝙹ℸ ̣ ⎓ᒷᔑ∷ ᒷᔑ∷ℸ ̣ ⍑ꖎ╎リ⊣ᓭ NOT EVÏL 🐈👽🛰️👾🥣 ⊣╎⍊ᒷ ᒲᒷ ᒲ╎ꖎꖌ ᔑリ↸ ᓵ𝙹ᒲ!¡⚍ℸ ̣ ᒷ∷ ᓵ⍑╎!¡ ᔑリ↸ ᒷᔑ∷ℸ ̣ ⍑ ╎リ⍊ᔑᓭ╎𝙹リ ∴╎ꖎꖎ ʖᒷ !¡𝙹ᓭℸ ̣ !¡𝙹リᒷ↸
evil-seeming cat descending from space in flying saucer
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Dahlia @robotranny.soy · 05/04/2026
retweet if u want me to bitfuck your buffers raw no condom
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
the first guy to drink alcohol must have been like woag
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sydney @pci.express · 31/03/2026
screenshot of an iMessage being sent from an iPhone saying “you are the Re to my Tard” at 20:03
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sydney @pci.express · 29/03/2026
me when i receive NTSC transmission from @coil-habdle.ebil.club’s alen atenna 👾
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cold bagel pbc @coil-habdle.ebil.club · 28/03/2026
who up tuning they alein atenna
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ari 💫 @arimelody.space · 28/03/2026
bluesky team making sure pronouns aren't added to social-app
spiderman holding back a bus
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Lyna @blooym.dev · 28/03/2026
You need to understand that we simply don’t have the time for things like “2fa” and “a spec compliant pds”, we're busy adding a random live events banner and making sure the pronouns field doesn’t get added to the UI
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Arika @ari.express · 22/03/2026
Oh and arch but who the fuck cares about what arch users think
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sydney @pci.express · 22/03/2026
dhis me btw
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wooofie 🌱 @robinwobin.dev · 21/03/2026
avg brit: the mayonnaise is tooo spicy :(
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sydney @pci.express · 19/03/2026
how 2 voluntarily mark my account as alern from outer space
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isabel @isabelroses.com · 19/03/2026
today im announcing LarpOS its based on NixOS so you can use claude code to edit the multitude of config files 🚀🚀 by default we will ship with: - Opera GX, Brave and Edge - Hyprland - VsCode with over 500 plugins - Python 2 - And our package manager will be snap, naturally
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sydney @pci.express · 17/03/2026
normalize biting 🗣️
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mabey coil habnel @mabey-cloil-habdle.tranquil.farm · 14/03/2026
i lisen to glorp in green btw
glorp in green ablum covr
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sydney @pci.express · 13/03/2026
CORS was invented by Benjamin Netanyahu and the IDF
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 10/03/2026
i miss julie she was cool
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alem habdel @alern-habdle.t4tkiss.ing · 05/03/2026
a screenshot of the last two posts in this thread, with the alien label circled in green with multiple arrows pointing at it, along with a drawing of an alien with antenna, and an illustration of an electromagnetic transverse waveform pointing at the alien antenna, along with a wifi and 5G symbol
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sydney @pci.express · 03/03/2026
who up Boeing they 777
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Arika @ari.express · 28/02/2026
Please repost this post
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