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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 20/09/2026
this projector is so fucking high res and expensive there’s literally two of them
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 20/09/2026
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 19/09/2026
turned the heat on in my car instead of the ac #We’reSoBack
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 19/09/2026
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 28/08/2026
i’m sharkgirl now
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 27/08/2026
okay i may have fixed my pds. i think it may still be time to abandon ship though im a little sick of running this thing
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 23/08/2026
is my pds shitting itself or something
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 22/08/2026
bsky appview die
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 22/08/2026
couldn't find/bother to find my phone so i brought my laptop to piss
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Xe @xeiaso.net · 21/08/2026
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 21/08/2026
i told my friend i would chip in to buy this domain so now it's a "group" and she's not gonna make a frontpage so i guess i am. i was looking at websites and i saw some cool ones so i thought i'd make a boxy vibrant page like it but it turned out to just be corposlop
A webpage with a white navigation bar labeled “cptr/sx,” “members,” “how do i have sex with a computer?,” “our projects,” and “our blogs.” Below, a yellow section reads “YES, WE’RE ALL TRANNIES,” “computers.sex,” and “let me just tell you how much we love our fucking computers,” followed by a “Members” section.A “Blogs” page under the header “04 / SOME OF US HAVE SOME STUPID BULLSHIT TO SAY” shows two side-by-side posts. The purple post by Callie is titled “why being a filthy vibecoder is actually really fun,” with the text “normal programming was fun but outputting a finished project in a night is really fun”; the coral post by Emelia is titled “callie vibecoded this page and she’s fucking hitler,” with the text “i hope she slips on a banana peel and dies TOMORROW.” Both are dated August 18 and marked “Read 3 min.”
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 21/08/2026
my cat is on my lap so warm i had to take my shirt off. but i can't get up to close the door because the cat is on my lap, so i hope none of my roommates walk by and see my tits
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 21/08/2026
sorry guys i've devolved only into posting about llms
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 21/08/2026
Personally, I think the GPT-5.3-Codex-Spark limits are too low. It appears that I'm the only user of this model. @sama can you crank the limits up for me?
Dark interface panel titled “GPT-5.3-Codex-Spark usage limits.” It shows a 5-hour usage limit with 0% left, resetting at 4:43 AM, and a weekly usage limit with 37% left, resetting Aug 25, 2026, 8:43 PM.
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 21/08/2026
free gemini for a year
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 21/08/2026
is that bad
A terminal window displays repeated red “error: cannot repair path” messages for numerous `/nix/store/` files whose hashes were modified unexpectedly.
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 20/08/2026
i like how with the other evil model company you don't need to supply the claude code source map leak to find out how to do all their secret undocumented communications their app does. you just have to point an llm at the codex github lmao
GitHub issue #21985, titled “Codex Desktop voice transcription blocked by Cloudflare challenge on /backend-api/transcribe after resolved incident,” is marked closed. The issue describes transcription requests returning HTTP 403 with `cf-mitigated: challenge`, and lists environment details, labels, and diagnostic results.
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 20/08/2026
i want to take a photo of my nightstand to make a post but i’m too high to clear off the clutter
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 20/08/2026
dude you can't say that
screenshot of chatgpt.com “For what you're describing, HFP is arguably better, because Linux gets an ordinary audio graph that you can molest with PipeWire however you please.” Below the text are copy, share, and more-options icons.
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 19/08/2026
hand hurts :/
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 18/08/2026
is there like a Good mobile remote app that’s as good as claude or chatgpt’s app integration is? claude’s remote was so so good after i hacked it into working with pi but now i can’t use it because im not funding dario’s payroll
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 18/08/2026
is it bad if one of the components of my shell uses 1gb of memory
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 17/08/2026
i did it. it took me nearly an entire year but i've done it.
Dark-themed social media post page showing a post that reads, “baby all i want for christmas is a RTX PRO 6000 Blackwell Workstation Edition 96GB DDR7 accelerator.” Navigation options appear on the left, with search and feed filters on the right.
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 17/08/2026
baby all i want for christmas is a RTX PRO 6000 Blackwell Workstation Edition 96GB DDR7 accelerator
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 17/08/2026
Dark-themed Bluesky-style social media feed open in a browser, with navigation menus on the left and right and posts in the center. Colorful confetti overlays the screen, partially obscuring a post and an embedded black screenshot.
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 16/08/2026
appview dead?
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 16/08/2026
my god!!!!
Terminal screenshot showing repeated model performance logs, with the right side of each line cut off:

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usage: 0.09, accept len: 3.23, accept rate: 0.32, cuda graph: True, gen throughput (token/s): 261.34, #queue-req:
[2026-08-16 06:16:46] Decode batch, #running-req: 2, #full token: 72155, full token usage: 0.08, mamba num: 6, mamba...
usage: 0.09, accept len: 3.55, accept rate: 0.36, cuda graph: True, gen throughput (token/s): 287.69, #queue-req:
[2026-08-16 06:16:47] Decode batch, #running-req: 2, #full token: 72394, full token usage: 0.08, mamba num: 6, mamba...
usage: 0.09, accept len: 2.99, accept rate: 0.28, cuda graph: True, gen throughput (token/s): 241.97, #queue-req:
[2026-08-16 06:16:48] Decode batch, #running-req: 2, #full token: 72582, full token usage: 0.08, mamba num: 6, mamba...
usage: 0.09, accept len: 2.36, accept rate: 0.19, cuda graph: True, gen throughput (token/s): 191.29, #queue-req:
[2026-08-16 06:16:49] Decode batch, #running-req: 2, #full token: 72816, full token usage: 0.08, mamba num: 6, mamba...
usage: 0.09, accept len: 2.92, accept rate: 0.28, cuda graph: True, gen throughput (token/s): 236.59, #queue-req:
[2026-08-16 06:16:50] Decode batch, #running-req: 2, #full token: 73040, full token usage: 0.08, mamba num: 6, mamba...
usage: 0.09, accept len: 2.77, accept rate: 0.25, cuda graph: True, gen throughput (token/s): 224.54, #queue-req:
[2026-08-16 06:16:51] Decode batch, #running-req: 2, #full token: 73344, full token usage: 0.08, mamba num: 6, mamba...
usage: 0.09, accept len: 3.86, accept rate: 0.41, cuda graph: True, gen throughput (token/s): 312.52, #queue-req:
[2026-08-16 06:16:52] Decode batch, #running-req: 2, #full token: 73576, full token usage: 0.08, mamba num: 6, mamba...
usage: 0.09, accept len: 2.84, accept rate: 0.26, cuda graph: True, gen throughput (token/s): 229.49, #queue-req:
[2026-08-16 06:16:53] Decode batch, #running-req: 2, #full token: 73889, full token usage: 0.08, mamba num: 6, mamba...
usage: 0.09, acc
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 15/08/2026
they’re asking great questions on twitter. “what if peter parker was transgender?”
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 13/08/2026
@sama this new bubble design sucks fix it
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 13/08/2026
i don’t care for spacecowboy’s posts and it’s turning me off for you
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 12/08/2026
why do llms make typos that's absurd
A terminal window shows a command `$ idevice_id -l && ideviceinfo -u 00008120-001A711A2F30001C -k ProductVersion` followed by an error output: "00008140-001A711A21F3001C", "ERROR: Device 00008120-001A711A2F30001C not found!", and execution metadata "(Wall: 0.05s | Timeout: 30s | Exit: 255)".
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 12/08/2026
i rewrote my b0xx firmware to have the nerfs i'm supposed to, and this thing plays exactly the same now but the conch ruleset linear interpolation rule has basically given myself a straight-down shield drop bind if i hit the right timing. i'm not sure how i feel about this.
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 11/08/2026
this is day four of accidentally cold turkeying my antidepressants, uh, oops ?
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 10/08/2026
ookay yeah closing your eyes the entire time makes sex way easier
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 09/08/2026
leland palmer kind of went super saiyan with the white hair after he murdered that guy
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 09/08/2026
exCUSE ME??
The image displays a "Read (2)" list with two database query strings:
- data/site.db?q=SELECT%20id%2Ctitle%2Cbody%2Csource_ip%2Csource_network%2Cread%20FROM%20contact_messages%20WHERE%20title%20%3D%20'OMP%20final%20allowed'
- data/site.db?q=SELECT%20hash%2Cspent_at%20FROM%20spent_proofs%20WHERE%20hash%20%3D%20'00000e0113a03890ef2b02a9e72204189a5a7bb7ed94f085eb6757ab6b047f72'
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 08/08/2026
apparently you're able to generate foley with the computer now
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 07/08/2026
jigglypuff is so fucking annoying to play against holy shit how does anyone have fun stalling
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 07/08/2026
Deltarune screenshot showing the top of the ch4 climbing minigame with Kris in the front center of the frame, the Original Starwalker in front of them, Roulxs Kaard on the left, and Ralsei wearing an adorable, frilly pink dress on the right. The dialogue box says “Star” and “walker” in yellow
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 07/08/2026
continues on to make fugly comment, is immediately vaporized
The image shows two code diffs in Nix language with a heading that reads "no fugly comments please, i will be blasting you to shreds". The first diff in `flake.nix` updates comments and adds a `systemd.tmpfiles.rules` configuration, while the second diff in `hosts/reef/default.nix` updates comments regarding firewall ports.
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 06/08/2026
apparently the display for the “pervert glasses” at my current job runs off a 100w usb-c pd brick so i can charge my laptop off of it if i unplug it
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 06/08/2026
according to my mom my dog has been making this face lately. he looks really dumb when he does it. see fig 2 for what he looks like normally. much less dumb, but still… so very dumb. he has a very small head
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 06/08/2026
i like this feature but what if it was unbounded. like what if it showed me the full name of like 15 people who liked my post. that would be cool
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 06/08/2026
it’s kind of horrifying how in the deltarune chapter 5 intro cutscene kris very fluidly moves around until they stand up and transition into their stiff-as-a-board standing and walking sprites as you gain control
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 05/08/2026
woke up at 7 and 11 yet still slept in to 3pm somehow award
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 04/08/2026
Instead of sleeping, I decided to play Deltarune tonight. Good morning!
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 03/08/2026
I had a dream I was at the gas station with my dad and they had Qwen cigarettes
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 31/07/2026
much to my chagrin, nano (high on claude opus) has set up a systemd timer to nag me about my shot
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 30/07/2026
My dumb lazy cat is so sweet and so warm and loves laying in my lap so much. i love her.
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callie @callie.on-her.computer · 30/07/2026
should probably make a webpage for callie.on-her.computer
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