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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
depending on how they bought the ads it may not be surprising that they couldn't pull them in under 24 hours
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I hope you dictated this post with voice-to-text
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That is until we find out these ads are targeted to an audience purchased from a data broker and the other 80% of the country gets an ad that says happy fascism day
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Bob Odenkirk: Triples Is Best
Alt: Bob Odenkirk: Triples Is Best
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yes it's this. As with most AI discourse It's just marketing
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
No that's just his keyser soze origin story
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
masturbation and invite all my friends
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It just seems improbable that something could travel that far without getting intercepted
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I wouldn't be too sure.. the right don't understand movies. starship troopers and parasite, rage against the machine. Etc
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah- I'm doing it for them, those ingrates
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I spend my days off wandering around my house thinking about my regular workday and screaming OHMYGODWHATHAVEIDONE
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't know about that, they all seem so eager to drop everything when they get the opportunity to go home (can only think of Dem examples rn but I can't imagine GOP senators have a better work ethic)
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just one of the boys
Boy band where every member has a very round oversized head dwarfing their regular size facial features. From Joe Cappa's "meet the boys"
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
but I thought Kellogg sought out the blandest flavors imaginable, to stop teenagers getting horny or something
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's a zero-talent guy's understanding of what talent is
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"play jaws!"
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
so Joe Pesci's character finally caught and killed that McCauley Culkin kid and Haley Joel Osment is in the house too but just to witness the murder
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*birth,
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why did Tucker upload this lol
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think people are also suspicious of the overconfidence of regular users (and the LLM itself) and their willingness to surrender critical thinking to something so opaque "I asked chat gpt and it said xyz"
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it's a fact ,nobody *needs* a billion dollars all to themselves
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Biden and Obama knew about the b at the end of dumb and they tried to cover it up
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"there are a lot of wrongly executed people. Do I support it? Absolutely"
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That baseball glove has seen better days
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Still from"bluey": Bandit Heeler, a cartoon dog, says "I'm not taking advice from a cartoon dog"
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Danny devito as Frank in its always sunny in Philadelphia, wearing skinny jeans. Subtitle reads "It's like a humpty-dumpty vibe going on with those..."
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The first amendment states that you must say everything, nothing should be left unsaid
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When Mom asks me to do the dishes: nah, that's a canard
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
R.I.P. Martha. as per her wishes, she will be sold to a TJ Maxx shopper and live on as a halloween decoration
A crappy plastic skeleton decoration branded "Martha Stewart"
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this reminded me of the 'inside jean jacket' scene from 'nope'. although I don't think any of those people ended up having a good day
that same woman, now out of bed and dressed but still frowning, looking at a window with a billowing set of curtains
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
think of the children! who starred in all those movies
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thanks for the update
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is bad-- Get me Mark Halperin
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
💔😭
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ah shit I googled it
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Noooo say it ain't so
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
These guys are absolutely not beating the "we are creating a pervert panopticon for our amusement" allegations
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)
Richard Ayoade in a tuxedo
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Give us the potash or so help me God we will retweet 5 or 6 shitty memes and then move onto something else
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the psalm example is a little misleading because some of the differences are in the translation rather than a change in the English word
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I couldn't tell you a single thing that happens in that movie besides that scene
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dr. Y. He also had a tardis but only used it to get to and from baseball games
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Any time I have an idea I have to check it's my own original thought and not just a fish singing nearby
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The Anakin/padme "right?" Meme, except Anakin has been replaced by Hakeem Jeffries
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
what if a poor person is on the transit with me!
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I mean, even just wiping out the entire inhabitants of a city would not be good
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
what aisle? Officially Kushner is just a random guy
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
does the bad lip reading channel still exist on youtube
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Pawtez @pawtez.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
all the decorations on my lawn have an affiliate QR code
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