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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

all we need now is a Reform endorsement from Vladimir Futon and king Don Dumb

paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

wow 3 weeks (and counting) to receive an item by 2nd class post. this must be what its like to have a stable genius in charge

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

us Brits being up in arms about Charlie going to the USA? may I suggest an exchange? he takes Mountbatten Windsor with him and they stay there and we get Harry and Meghan in return

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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Who can we believe right now: the extremist dictator of a terrorist government or the President of Iran

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Phillwatson FBPE 🇬🇧🇨🇭 🇪🇺🖖 🔶 @phillipwatson.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Trump is literally shitting his pants in public and is expecting everyone around to volunteer to wipe his arse.

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

the fact that our MP's are still stupid enough to tell us not to panic proves conclusively that their other favourite line (lessons must be learned) is utter bullshit

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

how to cause mass panic in Britain get an MP to say 'don't panic'

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

very popular with MAGA couples, helps keep them brainwashed

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

how do you eat yours? wi mi gob mate

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

needs to pick at them with their toenails like a normal person

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

currently drinking a glass of Scotch and listening to Toy Dolls Everybody Jitterbug and nobody can stop me

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

so, have I got this right? these people (in a 'free' country) are living in a restricted compound under a heavily armed guard?

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

so have I got this right? if you're really, really, really rich you can commit any crime you like and nobody does anything?

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

good plan tomorrow I'm going to paper my house with woodchip

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

wouldn't it be tragic if stranded expat Brits had to make a long and dangerous overland journey followed by a boat crossing in order to get back to the UK? it would be even worse if they were greeted by HMRC with a stack of tax return forms...

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

unnoticed election influence? is it the type thats so unnoticed that nobody has ever been able to find it?

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

The Foreign Office have issued official advice for UK citizens who now live in Dubai: "You're on your own you tax-dodging bastards! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

its a good job America doesn't have any elected representatives, otherwise their president wouldn't be able to do as he pleases unchecked

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Many emojis look very similar and only those with exceptional eyesight can distinguish between them. We should require anyone shipping an emoji library to put the plain text description of the emoji below or next to it, in a readable font, like 14pt Courier.

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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Dear @lucympowell.bsky.social, I have enjoyed our exchange of letters about which of our parties is best placed to stop Reform. Hannah Spencer MP and I trust that you agree that this question has now been resolved once and for all. Thanks, Zack Polanski

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Normal Island News @normalisland.co.uk · 27/02/2026

Starmer's "If you don't like it, you can leave" will go down as one of the greatest political speeches in the Green Party's history

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

and non of the twitter bots turned out to vote...

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

exactly the type of ethic I can get behind

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Countries all over the world must be looking at the UK with envy at the moment, wishing that their government would sell their postal service to an asset stripper to destroy

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

daily post about ice ice formed at sea can be dated by its salinity, as pressure builds within the ice it forces salt into pockets, when those pockets reach a certain concentration, they melt through the ice. the older the ice, the purer it is

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

daily post about ice science seems unable to explain why ice is slippery? we all know that it can be treacherous, but why?

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 20/02/2026

*types out a reply* *rewords the reply for clarity* *checks for typos* *nods to self* *deletes reply and moves on*

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

daily post about ice ice is quite buoyant in water but its worth remembering that about 9/10 of it is hidden from view and this is often the most dangerous part

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

can someone sit him down please and explain (slowly, without big words) the difference between 'exonerated' and 'redacted'?

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

daily post about ice water is a weird chemical, combine 2 of the most volatile and reactive elements on the planet and you get water. most substances, when they get cold, contract (see mens willies for proof) but not water. as water turns to ice, it expands, this makes ice very bad for streets

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

daily post about ice ice in its basic form is the frozen, solid, state of water. its usually notable by the fact that its cold and can be very dangerous

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

been there and done this. amazingly (by some stroke of luck) I got through at the correct time only to be told it would be at least 3 weeks before I could get an appointment

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

(clears throat, best British accent) I believe its called the Skellybob

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

I drank some red bull and turned it into water, funny colour though

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

so, it seems, little Tommy tit is running scared from ISIS I now find myself in the position where I'm agreeing with Piers Morgan and wanting to thank ISIS (not support, just thank for this small thing) maybe the interweb is brainwashing me after all

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

just got my United Utilities water bill, its up just over 14% since last year (last years rise was over 27%) all I can say is I wish my wages rose at these rates

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

supporting Pallestine you can but then you can't, but then you do but you definitely can't, then its ruled that you can except that you can't. British law at its usual standard of clarity

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Them: IYKYK Me: yes, I've heard of zippers

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

been asked to price up a job in London installing a revolving front door anyone know how to get to 10 Downing street?

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

absolutely you should post after one too many beers, and damn the consequences (hic)

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Mandelson has "damaged our party, our country and trust in politics itself" again fixed it

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

I'v never seen Zack Polanski put out a statement and then switch off replies and reposts, perhaps the Labour politicians could learn something from this

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