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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

all we need now is a Reform endorsement from Vladimir Futon and king Don Dumb

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

on a vaguely related note, I now know why my late grandmother always called the sweets Pomfret cakes. thank you

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

wow 3 weeks (and counting) to receive an item by 2nd class post. this must be what its like to have a stable genius in charge

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

I'v lived nearby most of my life, the section shown in the first pic is actually the 'branch' that ultimately forms part of the original moat for Skipton castle. well worth a walk up there if you're visiting the town

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

reminds me of my sisters scotty dog. she was usually grumpy at the front end and happy and wagging at the rear, she used to turn like this and growl at her own tail for being happy

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

not trying to be critical but I just cant see it having the presence of the original. theres no other bike that looks like a cbx coming towards you

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

is this why his (ahem) "ballroom" is in the east wing?

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

I'll guarantee the policy wont involve Tice paying his tax bill

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

worth it just for the argument at the beginning of 'blown to bits'

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

us Brits being up in arms about Charlie going to the USA? may I suggest an exchange? he takes Mountbatten Windsor with him and they stay there and we get Harry and Meghan in return

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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Who can we believe right now: the extremist dictator of a terrorist government or the President of Iran

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

I hear what you're saying, I suspect the EU countries have enough (collective) clout to do deals to keep the oil flowing, I'd guess we're now reliant (largely) on the USA

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

no chance, Mike sold the paddles on the black market, Rik tried to cox with poetry, Neil found it too heavy and fell in the Thames, Vyv pulled the cork out of the boat thinking it was bootleg vodka

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

I'm British, its not so much anger as grumbling misanthropy

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Phillwatson FBPE 🇬🇧🇨🇭 🇪🇺🖖 🔶 @phillipwatson.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Trump is literally shitting his pants in public and is expecting everyone around to volunteer to wipe his arse.

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

or at the very least they could use an easily recyclable plastic and put a QR code on there containing the relevant recycling info

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

I'm guessing I'm probably on it

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

yep, he made a massive intricate stack of bubbles and then used a straw to blow fag smoke into the square one at the centre

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

I think it was on Paul Daniels magic show (guest performer slot)

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

the fact that our MP's are still stupid enough to tell us not to panic proves conclusively that their other favourite line (lessons must be learned) is utter bullshit

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

how to cause mass panic in Britain get an MP to say 'don't panic'

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

then they fart and look at you, with that kicked puppy dog look, as if it was your fault

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

HA! way ahead of everyone one on this, as I'm safe in the knowledge that nobody has had a sex dream about me

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

as someone in the UK, I can only say its nice to know we still have some friends. I'm happy to stand side by side with Canada

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

very popular with MAGA couples, helps keep them brainwashed

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

how do you eat yours? wi mi gob mate

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

an interesting and worthwhile read on this subject is The History of Lothersdale, the village was largely independent of large landowners. its sadly quite hard to lay your hands on a copy

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

strangely I'v just been having a similar debate about mutton on reddit. I grew up on a farm and we'd often have a fair bit in the chest freezer, as I said over there, its a strong flavoured meat and generally best stewed (probably why it works so well in curry)

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

needs to pick at them with their toenails like a normal person

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

remember, the higher you get, the nearer you end up to the garderobe

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

currently drinking a glass of Scotch and listening to Toy Dolls Everybody Jitterbug and nobody can stop me

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

so, have I got this right? these people (in a 'free' country) are living in a restricted compound under a heavily armed guard?

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

I'm in the UK, so mr. Starmer has cured the porn for me thank you mr. Starmer☹️

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

if it snitches on everyone it could be a dox?

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

so have I got this right? if you're really, really, really rich you can commit any crime you like and nobody does anything?

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

good plan tomorrow I'm going to paper my house with woodchip

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

yeah, stand for Reform and lose your deposit

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

wouldn't it be tragic if stranded expat Brits had to make a long and dangerous overland journey followed by a boat crossing in order to get back to the UK? it would be even worse if they were greeted by HMRC with a stack of tax return forms...

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

did a fly/drive in the USA many years ago, drove into Oregon from Idaho and my mate (driving) exclaims 'bloody hell, this is a big lake? look it up on the map'. so I did and then discovered it was the Columbia river...

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

they think so, we just end up agreeing

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

unnoticed election influence? is it the type thats so unnoticed that nobody has ever been able to find it?

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

The Foreign Office have issued official advice for UK citizens who now live in Dubai: "You're on your own you tax-dodging bastards! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

its a good job America doesn't have any elected representatives, otherwise their president wouldn't be able to do as he pleases unchecked

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

personally I'v been spelling it that way since I first heard about it

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Many emojis look very similar and only those with exceptional eyesight can distinguish between them. We should require anyone shipping an emoji library to put the plain text description of the emoji below or next to it, in a readable font, like 14pt Courier.

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

ere, how come this Zack Polanski chappy leaves his replies and reposts on? and joking aside, well done in Gorton and Denton

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paulsmith5446 @paulsmith5446.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

as I keep having to repeat, the position of twat is already taken, see profile pic

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