Paul Pater @paulpaterrn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026baby is asleep upstairs so gotta keep audible celebrating to a soft level 000
Paul Pater @paulpaterrn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026an entitled boomer almost pepper sprayed my elderly dog on my property bc leela dared to come up and say hello to her dog. both dogs were on my lawn! 010
Paul Pater @paulpaterrn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026just watching the replay of the emmys. does @ronfunches.bsky.social get a statue for being on the show? 000
Reposted by Paul PaterBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Incredible sentence. 1104717560
Paul Pater @paulpaterrn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Vote for Penny!babyoftheyear.orgIs Penelope Pater the Baby of the Year?One baby will appear in a national ad campaign with The Honest Company, win $25,000, and be celebrated in Variety Magazine. 000
Reposted by Paul PaterMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 25/08/2026This is truly heartbreaking. Dolly Parton was an extraordinary person and an irreplaceable champion of the working class. We are a better country because of her. 491506777331
Reposted by Paul PaterBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Bluesky should go back to invites, continue aggressive bot bans, create a Craigslist-style marketplace (since you’re more likely to buy/get services from a educated or good person on here than any other social network), and market this place like a walled garden protected from enshittification. 609191082373
Paul Pater @paulpaterrn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026my family stopped talking to me for a minute bc this conversation is reminiscent of the one I’ve had with them about politics over the last few years. 0284
Paul Pater @paulpaterrn.bsky.social · 05/08/2026unreal that cori bush lost her race. bell is awful. 000
Reposted by Paul PaterRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 03/08/2026The effective federal corporate income tax rate: 1950: 50% 1990: 25% 2020: 13% Stop asking "but how we will pay for it?" Restore the corporate tax rate. That is how we will pay for it. 670252238961
Reposted by Paul PaterBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/08/2026A caucus of violent, drunk ex-husbands controls three branches of government and both chambers of Congress. 435120432615
Reposted by Paul Paterleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 22/07/2026this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to hang out in the middle east while he starts the same war every day. when a missile blasts you into pieces he'll say your last words were "we must build a new ballroom in the white house" before your body is even cold. good luck soldier 4351831128
Reposted by Paul PaterMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Spain gang, lock in 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸 3567548
Paul Pater @paulpaterrn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026trump just patted the world cup trophy. it is now cursed for all existence. 030
Reposted by Paul Paterlocal blogger @fergoe.blacksky.app · 17/07/2026Pretty concerning that this is increasingly becoming a tactic of the elite class to go after journalistic outlets by trying to sue them to death 101626297
Paul Pater @paulpaterrn.bsky.social · 14/07/2026the hr derby finale ruled. nice job jordan walker 020
Paul Pater @paulpaterrn.bsky.social · 07/07/2026the usmnt locker room better have pallets of sliced lemons at the half 000
Paul Pater @paulpaterrn.bsky.social · 07/07/2026this team looks absolutely lost. everything trump touches turns to shit. 000
Paul Pater @paulpaterrn.bsky.social · 05/07/2026nothing gives me world cup fever like watching woody harrelson eat broccolini during the brazil v norway match 010
Paul Pater @paulpaterrn.bsky.social · 03/07/2026post a random picture or else everything will go bad in july 010
Reposted by Paul PaterCullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 02/07/2026crying and saluting while i use my Fleshlight in my running car under the cool glow of the walmart sign 511110
Reposted by Paul PaterAaron Parnas @aaronparnas.bsky.social · 02/07/2026The stage is falling apart at the rehearsal for Freedom 250's July 4th celebration. 1732164704503
Reposted by Paul PaterInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 02/07/2026It is the dawn of a new era. Hear our battle anthem. Welcome to the new InfoWars. 347125582749
Reposted by Paul PaterJordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 02/07/2026In a World Cup match, if Messi makes that same bang-bang play as Balogun and accidentally steps on an opponent, does he get a red card? Of course not and you’re lying to yourself if you claim otherwise. 1730728
Reposted by Paul PaterDenny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 02/07/2026THROW OUT THE BOSNIA COACH YOU COWARD 011611
Paul Pater @paulpaterrn.bsky.social · 01/07/2026nothing would bring me back church faster than this motherfucker’s excommunication 000
Reposted by Paul PaterI Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 30/06/2026“Hello, my name is Anthony Antichrist, and here is my heretical interpretation of the Bible.” 791944277
Reposted by Paul PaterKen Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 29/06/20268 "Antifa" members just got a combined 450 years in federal prison. The prosecution leaned heavily on an "expert" witness who never spent a day in government or academia - but who spent years at pro-Israel advocacy orgs: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/450-years-...kenklippenstein.com450 Years in Prison for Saying “Anti-Fascist"How the Prairieland Eight got convicted as domestic terrorists 451704704
Paul Pater @paulpaterrn.bsky.social · 29/06/2026trib tribbing out per usual. disgusting but not unexpected. 000
Paul Pater @paulpaterrn.bsky.social · 29/06/2026as someone who has occasionally drank with squiggles on sunday mornings at the goat, the people he surrounds himself with are monstrous conservatives with a vested interest in weapons contractors. he shouldn’t be mayor, let alone a dem congressman 000
Reposted by Paul PaterGreg Pak @gregpak.net · 28/06/2026Absolutely incredible. The detailing and that little recessed area between the columns? It's fake -- printed. A big damn flat sticker or something. 2D, not actually 3D and real. 14617117
Paul Pater @paulpaterrn.bsky.social · 29/06/2026the face you make when being a weirdo who sells shake and being bad at animal husbandry doesn’t outweigh being a massive piece of shit and won’t get you back into congress 010
Paul Pater @paulpaterrn.bsky.social · 29/06/2026static.klipy.comTiny Stonehenge Descending with Nigel TufnelALT: Tiny Stonehenge Descending with Nigel Tufnel 0175
Paul Pater @paulpaterrn.bsky.social · 28/06/2026*exasperated sigh*aljazeera.comDR Congo superfan denied US visa to support team at World CupMichel Kuka Mboladinga is iconic for his motionless tribute at DRC games, but a US World Cup repeat has been denied. 000
Reposted by Paul PaterBlack Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 26/06/2026static.klipy.comLionel Hutz: A World Without LawyersAlt: Lionel Hutz sits at a table with a thought bubble above his head showing people from various cultures holding hands in a circle under a rainbow and smiling sun 16112
Reposted by Paul PaterCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Wow. Incredible. The NYT Opinion section trying to help JD pivot for 2028. This is so slimy. It won't work, of course, but the people at the Times are fucking obvious and gross as hell. 418917
Paul Pater @paulpaterrn.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons memestatic.klipy.comSimpsons Lenin Wakes Up to Crush CapitalismALT: Simpsons Lenin Wakes Up to Crush Capitalism 000
Reposted by Paul PaterJerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Curaçao’s blue man is crying! 171408193
Reposted by Paul PaterChad Loder @chadloder.dev · 19/06/2026I really need people to understand that Palantir is not an engineering marvel; it is a multi-billion-dollar contractual containment layer wrapped around the world's ugliest legacy open source frankenstack. It's a shitty Snowflake for companies that don't know how to do data engineering. 8953901473
Paul Pater @paulpaterrn.bsky.social · 20/06/2026reads like: “just like trump, i know how to pay myself.” 010
Reposted by Paul Paterchelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 20/06/2026IF YOU SEE THIS CLOSE THE TAB IMMEDIATELY this is a trick to install malware on your machine. it is not a real captcha system. 11292026632
