Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 8hPennsylvania has largest Measles outbreak since 1991. The Steelers are safe everybody on that team has trouble catching anything. 1117516
Reposted by Paul LanderPaul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 13hExtra! Extra! Latest Ripping the Headlines Today - Paul Lander - @subs.humortimes.com www.humortimes.com/424640/rippi...humortimes.comRipping the Headlines Today - Paul Lander, Humor TimesMaking fun of headlines, like: "Has Russia begun to order assassinations on US soil?" - Quick, someone hide Moose and Squirrel! 155
Reposted by Paul LanderPaul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 10hBox Office: ‘Digger’ Majorly Bombs With $8 Million Opening Weekend. They say Tom Cruise is unrecognizable… turns out a positive for Tom 041
Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 10hBox Office: ‘Digger’ Majorly Bombs With $8 Million Opening Weekend. They say Tom Cruise is unrecognizable… turns out a positive for Tom 041
Reposted by Paul LanderHumor Times @subs.humortimes.com · 14hRipping the Headlines Today, 10/5/26 - #humor #satire #funny #newshumortimes.comRipping the Headlines Today, 10/5/26Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the safety of ‘Moose and Squirrel,’ doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release… 011
Reposted by Paul LanderPaul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 28/09/2026New Not Coming this Fall vid drop from Pretty Damn Sketchy YouTube channel. Hurry! You’re gonna want seconds. youtube.com/shorts/0qWuQ...youtube.comNot Coming This Fall: Woodstock Tastes Like Chicken! A Very Special Charlie Brown ThanksgivingYouTube video by Pretty Damn Sketchy 13920
Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 13hExtra! Extra! Latest Ripping the Headlines Today - Paul Lander - @subs.humortimes.com www.humortimes.com/424640/rippi...humortimes.comRipping the Headlines Today - Paul Lander, Humor TimesMaking fun of headlines, like: "Has Russia begun to order assassinations on US soil?" - Quick, someone hide Moose and Squirrel! 155
Reposted by Paul LanderPaul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 16hThank ya Humor Outcasts, @dtcav.bsky.social by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social humoroutcasts.com/2026/cartoon...humoroutcasts.comCartoon: Mission AccomplishedWritten by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell 022
Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 16hThank ya Humor Outcasts, @dtcav.bsky.social by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social humoroutcasts.com/2026/cartoon...humoroutcasts.comCartoon: Mission AccomplishedWritten by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell 022
Reposted by Paul Lander#BlueStormComin1🌪️🦋🇺🇸 #Resistance 🦋🙌🏻 #Blues @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social · 16hIf anyone else wants in my pack that I forget to list show me a 👋 to add you Repost Thanks 6213073
Reposted by Paul LanderPaul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 17/09/2026All new Karmic Kick in the Nuts Award just dropped on Pretty Damn Sketchy YouTube Channel. View, like, subscribe then be a Prince and ‘party like it's 1999’ youtube.com/shorts/etQHK...youtube.comKarmic Kick in the Nuts Award: People Talking on Their Cell Phones in PublicYouTube video by Pretty Damn Sketchy 02014
Reposted by Paul LanderThe American Bystander @americanbystander.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Foldable Iphone Makes Phone Bigger Somehow 021
Reposted by Paul LanderLight @lightpoetrymag.bsky.social · 19hWho's ready to rebel against high tech (after reading this poem on their phone)? *Click link in thread for all 8 Poems of the Week, on fat bears, bear hugs & more* lightpoetrymagazine.com/poems-of-the... #AI #hightech #Luddites @paullander.bsky.social @americanbystander.bsky.sociallightpoetrymagazine.comSic Semper Tyrannisby J.P. Celia “Tech Companies Can’t Stop an AI Apocalypse Alone”—Knowledge at Wharton “Put down your phone,” I firmly say.“There’s more to life. And youth. And play.Ride off on skateboard, stallion, s... 132
Reposted by Paul LanderDom DeCecco @phillyosopher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Eric Schmitt: "On March 27, 2022, were you in Los Angeles attending the Academy Awards?" Jack Smith: "No. " Schmitt: "You're a liar and a dirt bag! Not only were you there, you assaulted beloved African-American comedian, Chris Rock." Jack Smith: [smiles] #EricSchmitt @politipod.bsky.social 043
Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 21hUS pulls Stealth bombers from key UK base after suspected Iran-linked terror plot. Or maybe they didn't... 050
Reposted by Paul LanderPaul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 05/10/2026If any of the Cornell Seven didn’t get into Penn, they may get another shot — this time in the state pen. 4275
Reposted by Paul Lander💫Foxy💫 @getyourfoxyback.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It’s National Do Something Nice Day 🦊 Meet and Greet 🦊 Your Official Day to spread awesomeness is on October 5! Today is National Do Something Nice Day and we are dedicated to making the world a little brighter, one kind act at a time. We will be okay Love Foxy 116280108
Reposted by Paul Lander#BlueStormComin1🌪️🦋🇺🇸 #Resistance 🦋🙌🏻 #Blues @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social · 23hGood morning and happy Monday 👋 There are party lists from last night so enjoy! If you are a. Follower of mine and want your account boosted leave a 👋 or comment. Have an awesome day! #Blues #BSC1 52248117
Reposted by Paul LanderPaul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Federal Judge Says Police Can't Use Flock Cameras To Go 'Snooping Through Our Personal Lives'. Thank God, I was beginning to feel way too much pressure to be more interesting. 2183
Reposted by Paul LanderPaul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Aaron Rodgers and Mike McCarthy exchanged F-bombs early in the Steelers’ loss to the Browns. Surprised. With all that ivermectin, you’d think Rodgers would be a little hoarse. 1153
Reposted by Paul LanderPaul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Mississippi coroner advises residents to shoot burglars In fairness, for him it is a good way to drum up business. 061
Reposted by Paul Landerladyexec.bsky.social @ladyexec.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Happy #Caturday🐈⬛ 🐈 Night. Quincy loves his box. Yes, he’s curled up in there, covering his eyes, while fast asleep. #Cats #Tuxedo 0113
Reposted by Paul LanderPaul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026LOS ANGELES MAGAZINE: Malibu Records 100,000 Speeding Violations in 10 Days. Well it is home to the fast life. 051
Reposted by Paul LanderPaul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Shark Spotted Swimming Down Flooded New Jersey Street During Nor’easter. Why my agent was in New Jersey is whole other story. 071
Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 05/10/2026If any of the Cornell Seven didn’t get into Penn, they may get another shot — this time in the state pen. 4275
Reposted by Paul LanderPaul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The Surprise Social Security Benefit That Goes to Parents Who Have Kids Late. Free Hearing aids you can just turn off 072
Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Aaron Rodgers and Mike McCarthy exchanged F-bombs early in the Steelers’ loss to the Browns. Surprised. With all that ivermectin, you’d think Rodgers would be a little hoarse. 1153
Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Federal Judge Says Police Can't Use Flock Cameras To Go 'Snooping Through Our Personal Lives'. Thank God, I was beginning to feel way too much pressure to be more interesting. 2183
Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The Surprise Social Security Benefit That Goes to Parents Who Have Kids Late. Free Hearing aids you can just turn off 072
Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Mississippi coroner advises residents to shoot burglars In fairness, for him it is a good way to drum up business. 061
Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Shark Spotted Swimming Down Flooded New Jersey Street During Nor’easter. Why my agent was in New Jersey is whole other story. 071
Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026LOS ANGELES MAGAZINE: Malibu Records 100,000 Speeding Violations in 10 Days. Well it is home to the fast life. 051
Reposted by Paul Lander💫Foxy💫 @getyourfoxyback.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Its National 10-4 Day 🦊 Meet and Greet 🦊 Today honors CB radio culture, truckers, travelers, and one of America’s most recognized radio phrases: “10-4,” meaning message received. I don’t know the “lingo” but I do remember being introduced to it by the movie Smoky and the Bandit 😂 We will be okay 8019971
Reposted by Paul Lander🪷MsGrumpyBunny🪷 @msgrumpybunny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Last call….🥃 Check your voter registration! Last day to register TO VOTE — SUNDAY in AK, RI, SC, U.S. Virgin Islands MONDAY in AZ, AR, FL, GA, IN, KY, MS, OH, TN, TX. WEDNESDAY in MO 🗳️🗳️🗳️💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼🗳️🗳️🗳️static.klipy.comSemisonic - Closing Time Music Video ClipALT: Semisonic - Closing Time Music Video Clip 10353260
Reposted by Paul LanderStardust 🌏🎬 @stardustbluepr.com · 04/10/2026Well…It’s official! StardustBlue Media is honored to receive both gold and silver awards from the 21st annual W3 Awards for If You Please: Himan Brown’s Radio Mystery Theater, winning in the social media and creators’ categories. #w3awards @radiodramanetwork.bsky.social @cunytv.bsky.social 114314
Reposted by Paul LanderPaul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 04/10/20266 of the last 22 Nobel Peace Prize winners have been Muslims 7, if you watch FOX News and count former President Obama. 0122
Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 04/10/20266 of the last 22 Nobel Peace Prize winners have been Muslims 7, if you watch FOX News and count former President Obama. 0122
Reposted by Paul LanderAndrea Devon @andreadevon.sheshed.rocks · 03/10/2026Women had experienced harassment for generations. In 1975, a group of women at… CORNELL decided to name it. Lin Farley put a name to it: “sexual harassment.” #SheShed #VivaHerAlliance 13314176
Reposted by Paul LanderPaul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Thank ya Humor Outcasts, @dtcav.bsky.social for printing this one by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social humoroutcasts.com/2026/cartoon...humoroutcasts.comCartoon: Slam DunkedWritten by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell 084
Reposted by Paul Lander💫Foxy💫 @getyourfoxyback.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It’s National Play Outside Day 🦊 Meet and Greet 🦊 The first Saturday of every month is National Play Outside Day. This National Day presents opportunity to remind everyone to get outside and enjoy the fresh air through play. The weather is beautiful so get outside while you can We will be okay 8224394
Reposted by Paul Lander#BlueStormComin1🌪️🦋🇺🇸 #Resistance 🦋🙌🏻 #Blues @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Happy #Caturday Saturday everyone 👋 There were parties last night and no re this evening so join us! 🎉 If you are a follower of mine looking to grow your account leave a comment or 👋 Have an awesome day! ❤️☮️ Repost 🙏🏼 #Blues #BSC1static.klipy.comCat Gives Man a High FiveALT: Cat Gives Man a High Five 4116136
Reposted by Paul LanderPaul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Us Add 29k Jobs. But most are people hired to make LinkedIn profiles for soon to be ex GOP lawmakers. 1154
Reposted by Paul LanderPaul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Disney World solved a problem that could save America billions every year. Uh, telling people don’t go to Disney World. 192
Reposted by Paul LanderLunaLuvgood2020 @lunaluvgood2020.bsky.social · 03/10/2026So if a man in NY gets drunk and I steal his wallet, because he was voluntarily intoxicated does that mean no crime was committed? Of course it doesn’t and it’s the same thing with Jane Doe at Cornell Getting intoxicated doesn’t mean you consent to rape, or theft #IStandWithJaneDoe 420374
Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Disney World solved a problem that could save America billions every year. Uh, telling people don’t go to Disney World. 192
Reposted by Paul LanderPaul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Thank ya Humor Outcasts, @dtcav.bsky.social for reprinting my column: Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/2/26 humoroutcasts.com/2026/ripping...humoroutcasts.comRipping the Headlines Today, 10/2/26Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Charmin ‘Forever Roll,’ doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft… 032
Reposted by Paul LanderDawna and RealMonkeyCat @dawna9.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hey Paul, I received this email today from the LA County Registrar. I signed up for text updates and found my ballot was mailed Oct 1 with receipt Oct 2-4. 111
Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Us Add 29k Jobs. But most are people hired to make LinkedIn profiles for soon to be ex GOP lawmakers. 1154
Reposted by Paul Landerawkword @awkword.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Trump has hired Elon Musk to co-direct a new Pentagon initiative on the future of warfare. www.war.gov/News/Release... 117314201
Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Thank ya Humor Outcasts, @dtcav.bsky.social for reprinting my column: Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/2/26 humoroutcasts.com/2026/ripping...humoroutcasts.comRipping the Headlines Today, 10/2/26Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Charmin ‘Forever Roll,’ doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft… 032