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The American Bystander @americanbystander.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Clavicular Jailmogged
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The American Bystander @americanbystander.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We Sat Down With An Inspiration To All People: Me!
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The American Bystander @americanbystander.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Foldable Iphone Makes Phone Bigger Somehow
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The American Bystander @americanbystander.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
How Great A Guy Could He Have Been? Jesus Never Helped A Friend Move A Couch In The Bible
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The American Bystander @americanbystander.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Opinion: Autobots, Pour One Out
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The American Bystander @americanbystander.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
God Makes Blood Moon Pinker Hue Than Ever In Honor Of Dolly
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The American Bystander @americanbystander.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Trump In A Bold Move Renames Himself America
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The American Bystander @americanbystander.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Opening Statements In Tupac Killing "First Off Fuck Yo Bitch And The Cliche You Claim"
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The American Bystander @americanbystander.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Trump Complains That He Feels Netanyahu Only His Friend During Wartime
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The American Bystander @americanbystander.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
New Space-X Rocket Shaped Like T For Trillion Explodes
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The American Bystander @americanbystander.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Gen Zers Start Basketball Team Called 67ers
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The American Bystander @americanbystander.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
do you think bald eagles know theres a cure
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The American Bystander @americanbystander.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Elon Musk First Trillionaire With 0 Charisma
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The American Bystander @americanbystander.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Trump Speech About 2020 Election Fairness, And That He Was All Star Quarterback In Highschool
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The American Bystander @americanbystander.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
John Bolton Pleads Guilty Of Mustache Fraud
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Bob Eckstein @bobeckstein.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Go USA! Without Balogun. Thanks, @americanbystander.bsky.social
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The American Bystander @americanbystander.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
British Antivaxer Complains About Microcrisp In His Vaccine
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The American Bystander @americanbystander.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
John Bolton Pleads Guilty Of Mustache Fraud
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The American Bystander @americanbystander.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Trump Claims Ducks Killed By Radical Liberals Not Reflecting Pool
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The American Bystander @americanbystander.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Trump Boasts Of Stopping Another Gwar
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The American Bystander @americanbystander.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Trump On Pitch Trying To Recruit Mexican National Players For Yard Work
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The American Bystander @americanbystander.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
AI Email Could Have Been A Meeting
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The American Bystander @americanbystander.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Pink Floyd Dark Side Of The Moon Shirt Mistaken For Pride Shirt
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The American Bystander @americanbystander.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Freedom 250 Aint Free
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The American Bystander @americanbystander.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Jeff Bezos States New Glenn Rocket Explosion Due To Unions
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The American Bystander @americanbystander.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Drake Finally Drops His Seminal "I Know You Are But What Am I" Album
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The American Bystander @americanbystander.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
HelloFresh Sponsers Fitness Influencer To Go To Gaza To Give Out Free Trials
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The American Bystander @americanbystander.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Epstein Suicide Note Signed By Donald Trump
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The American Bystander @americanbystander.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Workplace Crush Has Husband
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The American Bystander @americanbystander.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Spirit Airlines Airport Becomes Spirit Of Halloween
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The American Bystander @americanbystander.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Michael Gerber ran a private parody masterclass in 2023. It lived behind a wall. We've decided it shouldn't stay there. Gerber on Parody drops on Patreon this week — six weeks, one at a time. Week One is up now. Patreon members get full access. Membership starts at $5/month.
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Gerber on Parody by The American Bystander on Patreon. Join The American Bystander's community for exclusive content and updates.
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The American Bystander @americanbystander.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Mr Beast Livestreams Weeklong Fillabuster
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Michael Gerber, bon vivant @michaelgerber.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Hey @americanbystander.bsky.social we're a steal at $25 ($20 for subscribers)
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The American Bystander @americanbystander.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Netflix To Produce True Crime Documentary On Tom Murdering Jerry
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Light @lightpoetrymag.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
All 7 Poems of the Week are here, on a #Lego heist, a baby sun, a looming #condom crisis & more. lightpoetrymagazine.com#potw #humor #comedy #satire #limericks #poetry #poetrycommunity #lightverse #funnypoems #parody @michaelgerber.bsky.social @americanbystander.bsky.social @paullander.bsky.social
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Read our current issue by clicking on the cover below.                   Read Light's poems of the week Photo by Melissa Balmain (For more witty poems, read our current issue or visit our Poems of the...
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The American Bystander @americanbystander.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Raid Introduces New Line Of Lethal Injection Pesticides
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Michael Gerber, bon vivant @michaelgerber.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Missed the Kickstarter for Tom Chitty’s Nooks and Crannies of New York? DON‘T BE SAD — you can still reserve your copy here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/mic...
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Michael Gerber, bon vivant @michaelgerber.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Oh please Jesus make this so Attn @americanbystander.bsky.social
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Light @lightpoetrymag.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
At last, an answer to a question that's been stumping astronomers (Click link in thread for all 5 Poems of the Week) #astronomy #universe #Trump #POTUS @paullander.bsky.social @americanbystander.bsky.social @julievickwriter.bsky.social @astronomy.bsky.social @astronomers.bsky.social
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The American Bystander @americanbystander.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Trump, Confused, Declares That Climate Can't Change Its Gender
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The American Bystander @americanbystander.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Trump Using Star Wars Episode 1 For Ideas On Blocking Trade Routes
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The American Bystander @americanbystander.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
ICE Agent Claims Man Planted That Bullet In His Own Leg
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The American Bystander @americanbystander.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Five Pages of Fun # 007. (I can't believe we didn't make a James Bond reference.) Here's the link: online.americanbystander.org/five-pages-o...
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Five Pages of Fun #007
Almost every Friday we're posting a short, shareable collection of pages from the Bystander's 31 (!) issues. Five Pages of Fun #007Five Pages of Fun #007.pdf5 MBdownload-circle
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The American Bystander @americanbystander.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Trump Disappointed He Can't Meet Village People Construction Guy For Ballroom
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The American Bystander @americanbystander.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
We're LIVE! Back Tom's fantabulous new book. It's truly a book unlike any other.
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Nooks and Crannies of New York
Explore NYC via the journals of intrepid Edwardian explorer Baron Von Schoogenheimer, lovingly illustrated by cartoonist Tom Chitty.
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Michael Gerber, bon vivant @michaelgerber.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
WE ARE LIVE! A new, wonderful cartoon book from illustrator Tom Chitty, published by all of us at @americanbystander.bsky.social! Check out Nooks and Crannies of New York on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/mic...
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Nooks and Crannies of New York
Explore NYC via the journals of intrepid Edwardian explorer Baron Von Schoogenheimer, lovingly illustrated by cartoonist Tom Chitty.
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The American Bystander @americanbystander.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
The Baron arrives tomorrow. Learn more at baronsguide.com. And follow the kickstarter: www.kickstarter.com/projects/mic...
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The American Bystander @americanbystander.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
We’re pleased to be working with Tom Chitty on his new book: Nooks & Crannies of New York: From the Chronicles of Baron von Shoogenheimer. Learn more at baronsguide.com Here he is on Draw Me Anything with Jason Chatfield:
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DMA#43: With special Guest Tom Chitty
A recording from Tom Chitty and Jason Chatfield's live video
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The American Bystander @americanbystander.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Trump Confused Declares That Climate Can't Change Its Gender
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The American Bystander @americanbystander.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Ice Agent Asks Boss Where To Send White Immigrants
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