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Paul Lander

@paullander.bsky.social
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TV/comedy writer/Producer, award-winning columnist. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, Humor Times, etc.

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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What do you get when you ask AI for a pic of three big boobs.
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 1h
José Andrés Relies on These 3 Seasonings to Make Everything Taste Better. Butter. More butter. And finally even more butter
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 9h
Thank ya Humor Outcasts, @dtcav.bsky.social for featuring Pretty Damn Sketchy’s latest Not Coming this Fall vid drop humoroutcasts.com/2026/not-com...
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Not Coming This Fall: Woodstock Tastes Like Chicken! A Very Special Charlie Brown Thanksgiving
Credits: Created by Paul Lander & Matt Clark Pretty Damn Sketchy Comedy Series Written, Directed & Edited by Paul Lander & Matt Clark More episodes on YouTube       &nbsp…
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
New Not Coming this Fall vid drop from Pretty Damn Sketchy YouTube channel. Hurry! You’re gonna want seconds. youtube.com/shorts/0qWuQ...
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Not Coming This Fall: Woodstock Tastes Like Chicken! A Very Special Charlie Brown Thanksgiving
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 9h
Thank ya Humor Outcasts, @dtcav.bsky.social for featuring Pretty Damn Sketchy’s latest Not Coming this Fall vid drop humoroutcasts.com/2026/not-com...
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Not Coming This Fall: Woodstock Tastes Like Chicken! A Very Special Charlie Brown Thanksgiving
Credits: Created by Paul Lander & Matt Clark Pretty Damn Sketchy Comedy Series Written, Directed & Edited by Paul Lander & Matt Clark More episodes on YouTube       &nbsp…
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 11h
Melania And Donald Trump Are 'Completely Estranged,' Expert Claims. No word if warranty on their marriage license also ended.
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 10h
The only thing close to the Ivies the Cornell Seven should be in is the state pen.
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 10h
The only thing close to the Ivies the Cornell Seven should be in is the state pen.
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 11h
Melania And Donald Trump Are 'Completely Estranged,' Expert Claims. No word if warranty on their marriage license also ended.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 14h
A judge has ordered the release of Douglas Stewart Carter, a 71-year-old Black man who has spent decades on death row for a 1985 killing he did not commit. He spent 41 years in prison.
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epistemiccrisis.bsky.social @epistemiccrisis.bsky.social · 14h
#greenscreen #greenscreenvideo This video is my opinion 🤓
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Kinley 🦋 Brenda @bluthrunthru.bsky.social · 16h
Good morning #BreakfastCrew Resisters! Happy 🌮 Tuesday! Join us at this beachfront patio with fire pit, outdoor seating, infinity pool and endless beach for today’s Virtual Meet & Greet!🌴🔥💦☀️ Coffee, Tea, Juices & Cocktails ready!🍹☕️🥂 Meet new friends.👫👭👬 Everyone welcomed! Comment ✍️ say Hi! 👋
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#BlueStormComin1🌪️🦋🇺🇸 #Resistance 🦋🙌🏻 #Blues @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social · 16h
Good morning and happy #TacoTuesday friends 👋🌮🎉 #TacoTuesday parties happening this evening so join us! If you are a follower of mine and want to grow your connection of friends leave a 👋 or comment. Have an awesome day! ❤️☮️ Repost 🙏🏼 #FDT #Blues #Democracy #NeverTrump #BlueStormConnects
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Jack In The Box Tacos for Taco Tuesday
ALT: Jack In The Box Tacos for Taco Tuesday
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💫Foxy💫 @getyourfoxyback.bsky.social · 16h
It’s National ☕️Coffee ☕️Day 🦊 Meet and Greet 🦊 Apparently I’m gonna need more than one cup today  According to an expert cupper (a professional coffee taster), there are four components of a perfect cup: aroma, body, acidity, and flavor. Me … I just need the caffeine 😂🤣 We will be okay 
On This Day September 29th
1849 First passenger train service to Peekskill, New York, operated by the New Haven Railroad
1916 American oil tycoon John D. Rockefeller becomes the world's first billionaire
1927 Telephone service between US and Mexico begins
1936 Radio is used for the first time in a presidential campaign
1941 Nazi massacre at Babi Yar ravine near Kiev, Ukraine, begins; 33,771, mostly Jews, are murdered
1957 Buddy Holly & The Crickets release their second single "Oh Boy!"/"Not Fade Away
1960 "My Three Sons," starring Fred MacMurray, debuts on ABC-TV
1962 JFK authorizes the use of federal troops to integrate the University of Mississippi
1966 Chevrolet Camaro, originally named Panther, is introduced
1976 Rock piano-playing singer Jerry Lee Lewis, attempting to shoot soda bottles, hits his bass player Norman Owens twice in the chest
1977 Columbia Records releases "The Stranger," singer-songwriter Billy Joel's fifth studio album; it becomes the label's all-time best-selling non-compilation record
1982 Situation comedy "Cheers," starring Ted Danson and Shelley Long, premieres on
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1984 Elizabeth Taylor undergoes substance abuse rehabilitation at the Betty Ford Center
1994 House votes to end lobbyists buying meals and entertainment for Congress
2006 US Representative Mark Foley resigns after allegations of inappropriate emails to House pages are introduced
2020 First debate between US Presidential candidates Donald Trump and Joe Biden is held, widely criticized as chaotic and ill-tempered
2021 Britney Spears' father, Jamie Spears, is suspended as her conservator by a judge in Los Angeles after claims of abuse
2021 U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service declares 23 species of birds, fish, and other wildlife extinct, including the ivory-billed woodpecker
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
At least 6 babies in Pennsylvania have been born infected with measles. Hey, me matey, RFK Jr, what’s next? Y’bringing back scurvy for National Talk like a Pirate Day, aaaargh?
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A staggering number of Americans aren't aware Earth revolves around the Sun Or, as Republicans call them 'our base.'
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What do you get when you ask AI for a pic of three big boobs.
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A staggering number of Americans aren't aware Earth revolves around the Sun Or, as Republicans call them 'our base.'
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Andrea Devon @andreadevon.sheshed.rocks · 29/09/2026
This stopped me cold. POWERFUL. #SheShed 🎥 IG: imitationbyjerell
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
New Not Coming this Fall vid drop from Pretty Damn Sketchy YouTube channel. Hurry! You’re gonna want seconds. youtube.com/shorts/0qWuQ...
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Not Coming This Fall: Woodstock Tastes Like Chicken! A Very Special Charlie Brown Thanksgiving
YouTube video by Pretty Damn Sketchy
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wtf it was President Xi versus President Zzzzzzzzz
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
At least 6 babies in Pennsylvania have been born infected with measles. Hey, me matey, RFK Jr, what’s next? Y’bringing back scurvy for National Talk like a Pirate Day, aaaargh?
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wtf it was President Xi versus President Zzzzzzzzz
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thank ya @counterpointtoons.bsky.social for using this one with amazing crowd of contributors by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thank ya @counterpointtoons.bsky.social for using this one with amazing crowd of contributors by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Xi visits Washington; Trump promises visit to China. Word is, when Trump gets there, Xi plans to rename a dish in his honor: The Trump Orange Chicken.
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Dropping new a new Not Coming this Fall from Pretty Damn Sketchy YouTube channel. Watch, like, Subscribe. You don’t want Spidey explaining it to you. youtube.com/shorts/LFxo3...
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Not Coming This Fall: Spider-Mansplainer: Brand New Day
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Kinley 🦋 Brenda @bluthrunthru.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good morning #BreakfastCrew Resisters! Happy Monday!☀️ Let’s start the week off at this cozy mountain lake house on this turquoise lake with a dock and boat for today’s Virtual Meet & Greet!🏡🛶🎣🐠 Coffee, Tea, Juices & Cocktails ready!🍹☕️🥂 Meet new friends.👫👭👬 Everyone welcomed! Comment ✍️ say Hi! 👋
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Iran tightens grip on Strait of Hormuz shipping. Not saying Iran has tanker traffic locked down, but at this point it ought to be called the Straightjacket of Hormuz.
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Iran tightens grip on Strait of Hormuz shipping. Not saying Iran has tanker traffic locked down, but at this point it ought to be called the Straightjacket of Hormuz.
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Xi visits Washington; Trump promises visit to China. Word is, when Trump gets there, Xi plans to rename a dish in his honor: The Trump Orange Chicken.
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Trump on Obama criticism: ‘I’m obviously his worst nightmare’ Don't underestimate yourself, Donald, you're a lot of people's worst nightmare.
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Grampa Jody @jodywagner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Appreciate all of y'all in this pack and a lot more. 🙏🏽
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If Republican candidates were any more fucked Jerry Falwell would have freed his schedule to watch vote counts while sitting in the corner
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Damn, if the East Coast were any more under water it’d be a Trump Casino.
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If Republican candidates were any more fucked Jerry Falwell would have freed his schedule to watch vote counts while sitting in the corner
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Kinley 🦋 Brenda @bluthrunthru.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
After meeting 50+new Resister friends on my Starter Pack yesterday, I had to do another one today to include them and give them a boost!🚀🚀 Also included some long-standing Bluesky friends and Community builders!! 🙌🙌 #BreakfastCrew #BlueCrew go.bsky.app/7P451YD
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awkword @awkword.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Trump has moved to significantly reduce automobile fuel efficiency standards, according to a Saturday rant he posted on Truth Social. In addition to the environmental impact, the government’s own analysis shows the decision will drastically increase gas prices. truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...
Gas pump | text: TRUMP JUST REVERSED CRITICAL BIDEN-ERA AUTOMOBILE FUEL EFFICIENCY STANDARDS
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ladyexec.bsky.social @ladyexec.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Happy #Caturday 🐈‍⬛ Quincy’s in a chill mood, enjoying the milder weather and looking forward to #NCAA #football 🏈 Saturday. #Cats
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ladyexec.bsky.social @ladyexec.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have always found the @dknetwork.bsky.social commercials on TV and on online platforms unsettling and unseemly. I just read in the @nytimes.com how the firm targets gamblers likely to lose using AI. Unseemly and unsettling now seem like mild terms. Despicable. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/19/b...
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How DraftKings Uses A.I. to Target the Gamblers Likeliest to Lose
Data science helps determine who receives betting incentives, but the company has resisted using similar technology to protect gamblers at risk of addiction.
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
U.S. diesel prices just hit a record. Makes sense, Vin Diesel has been carrying those Fast & Furious movies for years… oh, wait.
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fencing has gone up around the main Kennedy Center building. Wait till Mexico gets the bill…
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thank ya HumorOutcast, @dtcav.bsky.social for publishing this ditty humoroutcasts.com/2026/haiku-t...
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Haiku: The Art of the Steel
The Art of the Steel  Fencing has gone up  Around Kennedy Center  Now bill Mexico.
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Woman found dead with arrows in head Steve Martin: ‘Kids, I told you not to try that arrow bit at home.’
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Astronomers just named an asteroid after “Weird Al” Yankovic. Kid Rock is still waiting to have a hemorrhoid named after him.
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thank ya, Humor Outcasts, @dtcav.bsky.social for reprinting my column: Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/27/26 humoroutcasts.com/2026/ripping...
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/27/26
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Kimmel/Talarico YouTube interview, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release fro…
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Damn, if the East Coast were any more under water it’d be a Trump Casino.
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thank ya, Humor Outcasts, @dtcav.bsky.social for reprinting my column: Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/27/26 humoroutcasts.com/2026/ripping...
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/27/26
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Kimmel/Talarico YouTube interview, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release fro…
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jennifer Aniston calls off her third wedding. Really? You’d think by the third one, you get a free medium side and fries.
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