Reposted by Paulfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My brother's an economist and it's truly embarrassing to be in a group with him when he introduces himself as a scientist. There are aspects of science in economics but it's pretty weak stuff, almost homeopathic. 2941127
Reposted by PaulAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026You can't outsource parenting and general adulthood to your wife and expect her to find you a sexy man. 121449
Reposted by PaulMolly Lempriere @mollylempriere.carbonbrief.org · 24/09/2026As petrol and diesel prices surge in the wake of the continued attacks on Russian refineries and escalating tensions in the Middle East, it is now nine times cheaper to drive an EV than a diesel car in the UK, This means EV drivers save ~£80 when "filling up" www.carbonbrief.org/analysis-evs... 34326
Reposted by PaulJames O'Malley @jamesomalley.co.uk · 25/09/2026I'm very sorry everyone, I made *another* new game. MP Chain 🏛️ I recognised 1️⃣5️⃣ MPs in a row. How long is your chain? toys.jamesomalley.co.uk/mpchain/toys.jamesomalley.co.ukMP Chain — How many MPs can you recognise?Pick the named MP from two portraits. One wrong answer ends your chain. 388619
Reposted by PaulTim Bale @timbale.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Easy to donate: rnli.org/support-us/g... 27834393
Reposted by Paulflyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 11/09/2026What school did Sharron go to? Glad you asked! Mount Kelly independent school, fees up to £17,000 per term. 40119490
Paul @paulfisher.bsky.social · 11/09/2026youtu.be/EXaQ_lU4JIM?...youtu.beHow I cured my phone addiction with 2 tiny notebooksYouTube video by Peter McKinnon 000
Reposted by PaulAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 16/08/2026The smallest ring on a standard 4 ring hob has no business being on the front row. Best case scenario is biggest ring front right. Normal size front left and back right. Smallest back left. 14544
Reposted by PaulAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 13/08/2026There always has been and there always will be a certain percentage of human population that is unable to care for themselves. It's part of our genetic diversity. So stop treating people on the street with such hostility and offer care instead. 719813
Reposted by Paulesaclimate @esaclimate.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Heatwaves dominate the headlines. But on the other side of the world, Antarctica is deep in winter – and its ice is telling a complicated story. Snowfall is adding mass. Glaciers are releasing ice into the ocean. For now, snowfall is winning – but only just. 🧊 climate.esa.int/en/news-even... 064
Reposted by Paulesaclimate @esaclimate.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Since 2018, Europe’s forests have been losing 46% more biomass per hectare disturbed forest each year than ever recorded. A new study has determined not just where Europe's forests were disturbed, but how much biomass disappeared along with them.🌲 Read more: climate.esa.int/en/news-even... 175
Reposted by PaulBob Kopp @bobkopp.net · 04/08/2026The Lead Authors working on sea-level and coastal content encourage sea-level scientists and coastal adaptation practitioners to sign up as expert reviewers and to review content that is relevant to them, both with respect to the scientific content and to how it is communicated. 1/2 143
Reposted by PaulAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 04/08/2026People who let their hedge grow out over the pavement should be fined. It's not hard to cut a hedge, you're just too lazy so the rest of us get less space to walk. 81693
Reposted by PaulBellingcat @bellingcat.com · 04/08/2026New Sentinel-2 satellite imagery reveals the extent of damage caused by large scale Israeli detonations overnight on July 30 into July 31st around UNESCO World Heritage site Beaufort Castle in Lebanon. 6181102
Reposted by Paulesaclimate @esaclimate.bsky.social · 04/08/2026ESA is hiring a Climate Applications Scientist at ECSAT, Harwell 🛰️ Lead atmospheric R&D projects in the Climate Team and shape how decades of satellite data get used in climate science. 📍 ECSAT, Harwell, UK | 📅 Deadline 31 August Apply now 👉 climate.esa.int/en/news-even... 025
Reposted by PaulProf Ian Hall @ianhall.bsky.social · 02/08/2026A reminder, as adaptation climbs the agenda: Resilience measures should complement, not replace, rapid emissions reductions. Climate policy needs both: adapting to the impacts already here and cutting emissions fast enough to limit the impacts still to come. www.chathamhouse.org/2026/07/euro...chathamhouse.orgEurope’s summer of fires: Burnham must centre climate adaptation in policiesThe UK government should treat adaptation to the effects of climate change as a core organizing principle of both economic policy at home and foreign policy. 16634
Reposted by PaulFaith Kearns, Ph.D. @fkearns.bsky.social · 02/08/2026What is even happening anymore One of my first science communication projects (three full decades ago) was a brief about how we know what we know about Lyme disease origins and spread from long term ecological research 39423
Paul @paulfisher.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Mental note: another one to try in the on-going barista war 000
Reposted by Paulfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Pretty much all of the children of my friends and family have grown up to be disappointing adults. Makes me doubly glad I never had any. 132123
Reposted by Paulfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I coach kids football. My team hasn't won a game all season. That's because I have an inclusive team and take all kids who want to play. I'm oversubscribed. I look down on coaches whose teams win because they kicked out all the weaker children. 2945424463
Reposted by PaulExtreme Temperatures Around the World @extremetemps.bsky.social · 19/07/202650 AGAIN IN CENTRAL ASIA ! 🇹🇲 50.0 Bagtiyarlyk 48.6 Kerki 47.8 Turkmenbat 46.2 BurdalykM 🇰🇿 49 Konyrolen 48.9 Arys 48.5 Shardara 46.5 ToleBi 45.2 Shkymkent 44.5 Bakanas 🇰🇬 44.6 Jhagy Jer NATIONAL RECORD AGAIN 43.5 Bishkek 40.1 Talas 🇹🇯 43.8 DushanbeM 42.5 Pendzhikent 🇺🇿 43.9 Dzizak 43.6 Samarkhand 1142132
Reposted by Paulesaclimate @esaclimate.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Europe is facing extreme temperatures. Monitoring them from space is as critical as ever. In her webinar Abigail Waring explained how Land Surface Temperature is retrieved from satellite observations, including the methods used to validate the data and ensure its quality: tinyurl.com/bhmezycytinyurl.comSatellite retrievals of land surface temperature & related applicationsIn the first webinar of the Monitoring Climate from Space series, Michael Buchwitz, Science Leader of the Greenhouse Gas project contributing to ESA's Climate Change Initiative (ESA GHG-CCI), led an ... 053
Reposted by PaulAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Nothing says you've lost touch with life more than fully paving over your front garden 1521314
Reposted by Paulfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 11/07/202673 yo. I own about 23,000 staples. I use at most half-a-dozen a month. My staples will clearly outlive me. Some of the staples are in plastic boxes, so they will last a long time even if landfilled. So this is my legacy, boxes of staples? I get stressed thinking about this. 2926311
Reposted by PaulSonia Silva ❤️ @vallygirl.bsky.social · 11/07/2026If I were Nigel Farage, I’d dip into that £5 million crypto gift just to fund a video that can compete with this! 🤣 HILARIOUS ⬇️ 1372215984
Reposted by PaulIPCC @ipcc.bsky.social · 10/07/2026📣 Registration is now open for experts to review the First Order Draft of the Working Group I contribution to IPCC’s Seventh Assessment Report. Interested experts can register until 25 Sept 2026 👉https://bit.ly/4vi25cq The review starts 10 August until 2 October. Read more 👉 bit.ly/WGI7Fod 02311
Reposted by PaulAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Bottle openers automatically disappear when placed amongst other utensils 13651
Reposted by PaulOxford Clarion @oxfordclarion.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Cllr Thomas described pavement parking as a “practical problem … more so people with small children, buggies and prams, visually impaired residents, and those experiencing limited mobility including wheelchair users” 2112
Reposted by PaulAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 25/06/2026"You have two choices..." "No. I have two options and one choice to make". 1520313
Reposted by Paulfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Was getting dressed for bed in the dark. Was having serious difficulty putting on a cotton t-shirt, not finding arm holes etc. Eventually realised it was a ruddy pillowcase that got folded away with the t-shirts. 1029911
Reposted by PaulAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Every appliance that beeps should have a volume control. No exceptions 815213
Reposted by PaulESA Earth Observation @esaearth.esa.int · 27/05/2026We’re looking for journalists and media professionals interested in sharpening their climate and weather reporting skills! If that sounds like you, sign up for the “Understanding Earth from Space” media workshop, in collaboration with @forumeteoclimat.bsky.social: forumeteoclimat.com/en/media-wor... 0122
Reposted by PaulEd Hawkins @edhawkins.org · 25/05/2026Burning fossil fuels has made this heatwave hotter. True for the UK today, and everywhere else, all of the time. 218764
Reposted by Paulesaclimate @esaclimate.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Congratulations to Professor Shubha Sathyendranath on receiving the 2026 Nansen Polar Bear Award by @nansensenteret.bsky.social – nearly five decades of ocean-colour research, tracking life in the ocean from space. 🛰️ climate.esa.int/en/news-even...climate.esa.intOcean Scientist Shubha Sathyendranath receives Nansen Polar Bear AwardProfessor Shubha Sathyendranath has received the 2026 Nansen Polar Bear Award – one of the most prestigious honours in environmental remote sensing research. Presented by the Nansen Environmental and ... 051
Reposted by Paulesaclimate @esaclimate.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Meet Christiaan van der Tol – science lead behind ESA's Vegetation CCI+ dataset. He transforms satellite data into insights on how Earth's vegetation has changed over the past 21 years. Join his webinar on 20 May: us02web.zoom.us/webinar/regi... 092
Paul @paulfisher.bsky.social · 06/05/202610 megawatt hours of PV generated after 2.5yrs since install 000
Reposted by Paulesaclimate @esaclimate.bsky.social · 30/04/2026🛰️ The ESA Climate Change Initiative is heading to @egu.eu #EGU26 in Vienna, 4–8 May! Find us at booth #X201 in Exhibition Hall X2, right next to the EGU stand. climate.esa.int/en/news-events/esa-climate-climate-change-initiative-at-the-egu-2026 042
Reposted by Paulfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 01/04/2026I don't have any friends any more, but quite like sitting in a pub on my own, reading a book. But if there are other lonely men doing the same thing it makes me uncomfortable, like there's pressure for us to pal up and sit together or something. 152455
Reposted by PaulZeke Hausfather @zekehausfather.com · 31/03/2026This is one of the most fascinating and under-appreciated figures of the recent IPCC AR6 report (Figure 6.16). It shows the effects of a single year of emissions after 10 and 100 years, and really illustrates the difference between stock and flow pollutants: www.ipcc.ch/report/a... 412755
Reposted by PaulAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Employers, by all means provide new employees with onboarding training which includes not being racist, sexist, fraudulent, etc, but you should also include a refresher on punctuation and how / where to use uppercase letters. 17801
Reposted by PaulAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 29/03/2026It always annoys me when people complain about getting older on their birthday. There's only one way to stop aging and it's called death. Every journey around the sun is to be welcomed. Stop moaning 1220010
Reposted by PaulSue Beesley @suebeesley.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Fewer!! Now, write that out a hundred times... #montypython... 072
