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Paul Bittlestone

@paulbittlestone.bsky.social
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Former Filmmaker. Writer. Doing Science stuff, in theory. Middlesbrough exile. Endurer of Boro FC. Living in Scotland. Anti-racist/fascist/bigot/zealotcommie/cult/greedy bastards. Non-religious. Disabled. Poor. No porn/scam This is my only account.

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 4h
a guy from a very old medical book - with knives all over him

I'm used to it
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Paul Bittlestone @paulbittlestone.bsky.social · 4h
Resting stabbed face.
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Paul Bittlestone @paulbittlestone.bsky.social · 9h
Or like rick & Morty: "Is this a fascist universe?" Nods yes "Thank tech bro for that" lowers gun.
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Paul Bittlestone @paulbittlestone.bsky.social · 9h
Yeah, you just gotta keep mooving
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Paul Bittlestone @paulbittlestone.bsky.social · 9h
Wait a minute if he is on wheels they can save money and just call ICE.
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Paul Bittlestone @paulbittlestone.bsky.social · 9h
Death Race Wars 2026
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Paul Bittlestone @paulbittlestone.bsky.social · 11h
X4 Foundations is my on-off love hate affair game of choice. Or space warehouse freight simulator as I'm always swearing for the supply lines to get a friggin move on. That & your capital ships with long guns gently rubbing their noses against enemy space station murder turrets when you look away.
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Paul Bittlestone @paulbittlestone.bsky.social · 11h
I got to the big bad on FTL on first week without realising then died with it almost dead. Then spent the next week trying again and beat it. I then uninstalled FTL.
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Paul Bittlestone @paulbittlestone.bsky.social · 11h
A truly civilised place.
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Paul Bittlestone @paulbittlestone.bsky.social · 11h
He like a combination of the eunuch and the pimp outta Game of Thrones. With no redeeming qualities.
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Paul Bittlestone @paulbittlestone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Master "I'll let you out of the underground parasite vampire clone vats but you better be on your best behaviour!"
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Paul Bittlestone @paulbittlestone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dr "How are you feeling this FIRST 8AM APPOINTMENT SLOT morning?" Me "erm, fine, erm..."
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Micah @rincewind.run · 08/10/2026
the reason “AI will create so much abundance we will have a utopian society” rhetoric falls so flat is that the people building it will never, ever share their bounty unless it is taken from them and we all know it
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Neil Mackay @neilmackay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wouldn’t America be on the side of the Nazis today?
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Paul Bittlestone @paulbittlestone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And there's no allies with any significant military weight.
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Paul Bittlestone @paulbittlestone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
To compare: America is Nazi Germany England is Austria Russia is Italy China is Russia Israel is a Japan
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Paul Bittlestone @paulbittlestone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Crackenzie Crook
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Paul Bittlestone @paulbittlestone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The more they have, the harder it is to keep human form.
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Paul Bittlestone @paulbittlestone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Plenty of salads for all at least.
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Paul Bittlestone @paulbittlestone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"a last alliance of men and elves marched onto Mount+ Broom!"
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is brilliant. Norwegians do humour well and here to make a serious point.
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Luiza Jarovsky, PhD (@luizajarovsky)
Norwegian humor is on another level. Here's how the Norwegian Consumer Council explained @Cory Doctorow's concept of 'enshittification':
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Cornish/Manc Parallel Realist (Worldwide Dept.) @leftymuso.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Paul Bittlestone @paulbittlestone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We need ... The PAYE Team!
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Paul Bittlestone @paulbittlestone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This shit bangs.
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Paul Bittlestone @paulbittlestone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🎵 "Wrongvoy!" 🎵
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Paul Bittlestone @paulbittlestone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It really humans me!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I would repeat the birthday wishes I got from Donald, but they violate our laws on spreading gay propaganda.
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Paul Bittlestone @paulbittlestone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Look how that mutha ended.
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Ripley Questions IQ
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Paul Bittlestone @paulbittlestone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
20 years? The Z's not gonna wait that long I think. Even the hardliners know their free pass may end within a few years. Commit all your atrocities all at once whilst accusing any critics of victimising you.
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Paul Bittlestone @paulbittlestone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Who?
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Owl Surprise: Big Yellow Eyes Close-up
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Paul Bittlestone @paulbittlestone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'd plot that for a dollar.
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Paul Bittlestone @paulbittlestone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The leaving is the biggest reason for arriving.
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Paul Bittlestone @paulbittlestone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Feral Millennial Communists of Late Stage Capitalism @feralcommie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Zionism - the ideology of building an exclusively Jewish state in someone else's country - is literally racism by definition. Also does a pretty good job of being settler colonialism and fascism.
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Paul Bittlestone @paulbittlestone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What happens when you put raspberry sauce on them?
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Paul Bittlestone @paulbittlestone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Stop using Mobcentre Plus.
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Paul Bittlestone @paulbittlestone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Depends if you are going by the budgie prefix or not?
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Paul Bittlestone @paulbittlestone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Don't worry. I know where your mother lives."
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Paul Bittlestone @paulbittlestone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The plague defense as a means to slow enemy advance is truly a move of the genius.
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Paul Bittlestone @paulbittlestone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Golf clubs take up too much space.
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Paul Bittlestone @paulbittlestone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Man will never know peace until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest. Seriously tho, religion should just go back to its temples and stay there keeping its ruinous nose out of everything else. You want religion fine, the building is that way. Like a bowls club.
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Paul Bittlestone @paulbittlestone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"That's the discipline!"
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Robert De Niro as Neil McCauley
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Paul Bittlestone @paulbittlestone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gape Poirot?
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Paul Bittlestone @paulbittlestone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Clinton Cards all outta sympathies cards.
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Paul Bittlestone @paulbittlestone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Did someone say sexual stage?
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Kirk's Jazz Hands
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Paul Bittlestone @paulbittlestone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He'll soon be travelling with the Should Elfs. Shoulda followed elf n safety.
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Paul Bittlestone @paulbittlestone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's about 154 parrots.
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Paul Bittlestone @paulbittlestone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dr No forrina's
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Paul Bittlestone @paulbittlestone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Whatever you do don't type in the F word or you'll get about 5 million wannabe animals in diapers 🤢
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