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Pat Sajak

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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 08/03/2025
On International Women’s Day we honor the past, present, and future contributions of women who make our state stronger.
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
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Natalie Bennett @nataliegreenpeer.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
#PublicHealth issues in the US are a threat to us all. No one is safe until everyone is safe #BirdFlu #H5N1 www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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USDA Mistakenly Lays Off Employees Working on Bird Flu Response
Several US Department of Agriculture employees tackling the bird flu outbreak were accidentally fired over the weekend, an action the agency is trying to correct.
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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
This story can't be repeated enough. The GOP is lined up behind the guy who is so incompetent that his quasi-gov't agency did this. They're confirming his highly questionable nominees & hurting the American people. And "accidentally"? It was stupidity, not accident. www.nbcnews.com/politics/dog...
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USDA accidentally fired officials working on bird flu and is now trying to rehire them
An Agriculture Department spokesperson told NBC News that officials are "working to swiftly rectify the situation."
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Sen. Adam Schiff @schiff.senate.gov · 20/02/2025
No, but if you’re looking for one, I am aware of a guy you work with that was indicted four times and convicted of thirty-four felonies.
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Axios @axios.com · 18/02/2025
BREAKING: Trump made a series of stunning criticisms of Zelensky, after U.S. officials met for talks with Russia, from which Ukraine was excluded.
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After talks with Russia, Trump criticizes Zelensky
Trump's comments about Ukraine's domestic politics will likely put more pressure on Zelensky ahead of possible negotiations to end the war.
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lucaswaldron.bsky.social @lucaswaldron.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
"Yesika Palma sobbed as she spoke about her brother Jose Daniel Simancas, a 30-year-old construction worker, and how it felt to think of him being treated like a terrorist when all he’d done was attempt to come to the United States in pursuit of a decent job." www.propublica.org/article/trum...
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U.S. Claims Immigrants Held at Guantanamo Are “Worst of the Worst.” Their Families Say They’re Being Unfairly Targeted.
ProPublica and The Texas Tribune have identified nearly a dozen immigrants who have been flown to Guantanamo Bay. Government officials have refused to release the names of detainees or provide details...
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 12/02/2025
Saquon Barkley did not understand the booing for Taylor Swift at the Super Bowl, he told Howard Stern.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
DOGE is reportedly threatening NOAA with massive staff and budget cuts. NOAA houses the National Weather Service and National Hurricane Center, which produce forecasts and warn people about storms. This attack on public safety is ripped straight from the pages of Project 2025.
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Doge staffers enter Noaa headquarters and incite reports of cuts and threats
Members reportedly sought access to IT systems at agency that Project 2025 has called ‘harmful to US prosperity’
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
True.
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Plant Powered A-ron🌱🌎💙🌊 @plantpowered1971.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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Tampa Bay resister 🇺🇸🇨🇿🇨🇴🏴‍☠️⚡️🐶🎧 @depechemodefan101.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 02/02/2025
RONALD REAGAN (1988): We should be aware of the demagogues who are ready to declare a trade war against our friends, weakening our economy, our national security, and the entire free world—all while cynically waving the American flag.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
……come again?
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Claire McCaskill @clairecmc.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Someone seriously needs to explain to me why the “NFL is favoring the Chiefs” or even sillier “fixing games for the Chiefs”. Don’t they understand that the NFL would prefer a BIG MEDIA MARKET TEAM in the Super Bowl???more eyes=more $$.
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Wowhead @wowhead.com · 29/01/2025
No more scrolling, it's time for bed.
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World of Warcraft @worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com · 23/01/2025
A stylized illustration of the Gallagio hotel with large text above that reads “Visit Undermine”. The symmetrical view shows the central hotel tower, with the rest of the building extending to the left and right below. A large statue of Gallywix stands out front and in the center, surrounded by palm trees. The building and art style of the image have an Art Deco feel, with shades of purple defining the columns and windows with shades of green below to fill the courtyard. The background is filled with a blue gradient.
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PuckFutin @bastardanglosaxon.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
🤌
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Rach @bakeswithrach.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Blood orange and passion fruit topped mandarin leaf panna cotta #winterdesserts #easydessert
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Chuck DC @dcimpulse.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
#RaiseHail
Bernie Sanders meme:
I am once again asking
For more Commanders beat writers on Bluesky
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/01/2025
Trump Dehumanizes Migrants By Referring To Them As Dons And Erics theonion.com/trump-d...
Trump Dehumanizes Migrants By Referring To Them As Dons And Erics
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 21/01/2025
smile thru the pain
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/01/2025
Cows Go Extinct theonion.com/cows-go...
Cows Go Extinct
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 17/01/2025
Godmother Daphne is not very impressed with your productivity this week.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/01/2025
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Mark Zuckerberg Defends Decision To Fly Confederate Flag At Facebook Headquarters
MENLO PARK, CA—Claiming that the banner embodied the spirit of the company’s values, Mark Zuckerberg defended his controversial decision Friday to fly a Confederate flag at the Facebook headquarters. ...
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Yalda @thatopinionatedgal.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
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Lydia Cornell Official @lydiacornell.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
All the way this.
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
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tezter.bsky.social @tezter.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
I love the NBA
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/12/2024
Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips theonion.com/clarence-tho...
Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips

-The Onion
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💙❤️💙Mia💙❤️💙 @mommamia.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Religion was fabricated to control the masses and answer questions for which they had no answers. Now it’s simply a justification for hatred, division, and violence.
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
When I had a violent stalker who would graphically describe how he would have me gang raped, puncture my organs and and break all my bones, I was told the police "couldn't do anything". Consider this a reminder that they absolutely ✨can✨ do something. They just don't care about YOU.
A screenshot of a social media post that states a Florida woman was arrested this week after allegedly threatening a health insurance provider. Lakeland Police said the woman became increasingly upset during the call which she ended with delay denied depose you people are next. 

On the left is a mugshot of Briana Boston, the middle aged white woman with blonde hair and a blue shirt. On the left is the mugshot of Luigi mangioni, He is a white man in his twenties with dark curly hair and thick eyebrows.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/12/2024
Insurance Company Annoyed Customer Doesn’t Realize They Were Just Being Polite When They Said They’d Cover Healthcare Bills theonion.com/insurance-co...
Insurance Company Annoyed Customer Doesn’t Realize They Were Just Being Polite When They Said They’d Cover Healthcare Bills
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Rio Tazewell @riotazewell.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
To the very end, I will never understand how January 6th, 2021, wasn’t a dealbreaker.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 12/12/2024
love actually is kind of a fucked up movie when you think about it. a lot of people dont realize this but its set in england
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/12/2024
12-Year-Old Spends Entire Hiking Trip Fantasizing About Which Video Game He’ll Play When He Gets Home theonion.com/12-year-old-...
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Myat ❤️‍🔥 The Life of a Liberated Libertine @taylorswiftwine.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Down bad crying at the livestream
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a black and white cat with a sad look on its face is covering its mouth with its paw .
ALT: a black and white cat with a sad look on its face is covering its mouth with its paw .
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azure ☃️ @zurrr.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
(Absolute Bean Behavior intensifies)
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DJ "Jo" NoneYa 🟧 @djnoneya.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
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jpfinlaydc.bsky.social @jpfinlaydc.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I get some Commanders fans worry after Rams win that LA is just a game behind for the 7 seed. But the better way to approach it? After Packers loss, Washington only 1 game behing GB for the 6 seed. Wayyy better spot.
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The Democratic Coalition @thedemcoalition.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
FACT: The United States is the only developed country in the world without universal health coverage for all of its citizens - and that's absolutely shameful, especially for the most wealthy nation on the planet. #HealthCareForAll
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/12/2024
How Oklahoma Schools Are Incorporating The Bible Into Curriculum theonion.com/how-oklahoma...
How Oklahoma Schools Are Incorporating The Bible Into Curriculum

Covering way more incest in sex ed class.

-The Onion
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Joe For America @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years
LimeWire Wrapped

1. sistem_of_a_dowm_Zelda_song.flac
2. Nirvana - Glycerine.flv
3. track_8_(1)_(1)c.mp3
4. weird_al_Bert_and_Big_Bird_smoking_weed_FUNNY(parody).wav
5. jay-z_the-blueprint_FULL ALBUM_REAL.mp3.exe
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Rach @bakeswithrach.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
FOR YOUR THANKSGIVING CONSIDERATION 📢 May I please suggest you try my all time fave thanksgiving dessert. Light, tart, refreshing. Biscoff cookie crust. Gorgeous. How could you go wrong?
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claire de lune @clairempls.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
hell. we live in hell.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/12/2024
Study: More Americans Buying Firearms To Defend Selves From Toddlers Who Found Their Guns | Onion News Network A new study among the nation's gun owners has found their top reason for purchasing a firearm: self-defense against children who have picked up their unsecured guns.
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Study: More Americans Buying Firearms To Defend Selves From Toddlers Who Found Their Guns
YouTube video by The Onion
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tezter.bsky.social @tezter.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Blue 1999 Toyota Altezza Modellista Qualitat at night pulled front first into a parking space with the wheel slightly turned to the left
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Keith Edwards @keithedwards.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Incredible how the narrative changes as soon as the election is over
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