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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The body keeps the score, but it doesn’t know the score. It can be tricked
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It has been 0 days since PayPal made some changes to its legal agreements
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Why doesn’t it just rain on the fires?
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Respectfully turning down the Butthole Surfers song blasting on my car speakers while pulling into the funeral home parking lot to make a U-turn
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Liberals and the left got absolutely pantsed, including and especially the ones who weighed in the last few months like “Golly gee wow, I haven’t been following this whole Platner thing, but” The red flags were all snapping in the wind from the beginning, starting with “former Marine”
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Erik Kennedy @erikkennedy.com · 12/07/2026
It's @patrickjcarr.bsky.social on the new Heather Christle. coloradoreview.colostate.edu/reviews/pape...
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Paper Crown - Center for Literary Publishing
$16.95 Buy Book About the Book Author: Heather ChristleReviewed By: Patrick CarrGenre: PoetryPublisher: Wesleyan University PressPublished: 2025Pages: 80 Book ReviewBy now, a new collection of Heather...
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Who called it mansplaining and not pedantry of the penis
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Oh did the Graham Platner thing not work out?
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
It has been 0 days since PayPal made some changes to its legal agreements
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
My new thing is ignoring social media
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Oblique strategy: is it dumb enough?
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The fact that fouls are integral to basketball is an admission that you can’t play defense without violating the rules.
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Same energy
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Trying to feel high after getting my pupils dilated
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
My education’s coming in handy now that my kid needs to learn the same stuff 💅
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
The only difference between AI and crypto is that “smart money” is involved with AI
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
How am I supposed to work with all these notifications coming in
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Anjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
another deeply disturbing image to add to for catalogue of our times, a democratically elected lawmaker (from the first branch of government!) and then the goons. the mismatched sneakers really underscore to me how this is an irregular paramilitary group operating outside the constitutional order
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Alejandro Arbona 🇵🇷 @alejandrobot.com · 24/05/2026
The problem with capitalism is that you eventually run out of workers' money to take
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
No. This should have stayed lost. Stop trying to make Joan Didion happen.
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
How can it be that I know several people who personally busted co-workers embezzling large sums of money from their employer.
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
It is aggravating how much attention a lit mag can get for printing AI shit. Forget Granta, read Conduit. Best magazine in the world. www.conduit.org
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Containing multitudes is exhausting.
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
The point of life is to spam instead of being spammed
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Facebook served me a reel titled “How to Breathe Correctly” idek
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
honk if feelings of peace are stolen
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
AI is going to take your husband
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I’m so glad I don’t know what Canvas is
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 07/05/2026
Dog IG account starts showing the people more
Mourinho disgusted headphones meme
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Tom Snarsky @tomsnarsky.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
James Tate
The Immortals


None of us have felt good this year:
pus around the eyes,
sores that come and go with no explanation.
But we still believe we will come through it!
I signal this news
by lifting a little finger.
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Life begins at conception vs. Life begins at 40! vs. Life ends at 40 vs. Life begins at death!
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
IYIUMDWAIRAFARYIUMDWAIRAFAR If you’re in uncertainties, mysteries, doubts without any irritable reaching after fact and reason, you’re in uncertainties, mysteries, doubts without any irritable reaching after fact and reason.
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
What do you call an insomniac dyslexic absurdist Someone who stays up all night waiting for doggo
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Ian MacAllen @ianmacallen.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
There should be publicly funded happy hour childcare on weeknights to facilitate business networking.
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
me to my heir: what happened at school today? heir: nothing, the usual [later, in parent chat]: Check out this video of the New Jersey Devils doing a pep rally in the auditorium. Teacher runs past in a bear costume at :43
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
How have they not invented cigarettes that are good for you
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Democrats are ignoring liberals—this one abrasive online personality in particular
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
[Butthead voice] uh huhuhuh. Ballroom.
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Dropping antacid
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I’ve been blocked! For stating the truth 🙁
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Indie rock is middlebrow
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....
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Atrios @eschatonblog.com · 24/04/2026
I kinda think cory booker is in like 7 different cults and being blackmailed by at least 4 state intelligence agencies (2 american)
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
[googling] how to do mass deprogramming
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
knuckle tats: INFO WARS
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
The Moon is slowly shrinking, causing moonquakes.
A fact-of-the-day calendar says “The Moon is slowly shrinking, causing moonquakes.”
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Now just calling it the Gulf of Iran
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Two reasons I can’t take TikTok: I don’t like seeing where people live and I don’t like hearing what they say
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
[waking up] ok. let’s get this over with
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