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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Same energy
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Key frame of a Facebook reel titled “How to Breathe The Right Way”
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
not helping
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
The Moon is slowly shrinking, causing moonquakes.
A fact-of-the-day calendar says “The Moon is slowly shrinking, causing moonquakes.”
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
My block-long shadow waves to you from the ground under a blooming cherry blossom tree beside a Vietnamese restaurant
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
What do you know about me, co–star
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
People are determined to have a “critique from the left” and it just makes them sound insane
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
You can go to their conference in July. Theme is “The Year of the Great Unlocking.”
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Hey I’ll try anything once
KITCHEN CHECK 77410

Tai

Depression juice
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I had “The Diamond Sea” stuck in my head for like 30 years. Of course I would love 32 performances of it.
An Instagram post from Sonic Youth announcing the release of 32 live performances of “The Diamond Sea”
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
The whole time I’ve been imagining CIA censors at (say) The New York Times. For some reason I never imagined CIA journalists.
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
*playing tennis* let’s play this on a table *playing ping pong* let’s play this on a court *playing pickleball* let’s play this on a table
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
This is gonna be the performance where he shows up, I can feel it
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
this is what happens when u die
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
It’s called “breakfast dessert” and I’ve been enjoying it since 2010.
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
me reading your posts
Star Wars Pez dispenser depicting the emperor or somebody looking extremely old and tired but also trying to appear friendly and amused.
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
You can’t just turn a hearse into the Ectomobile. Come on.
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
This is just to say: plum.
Plum.
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
It’s true: college ruled.
A purple notebook cover reading “COLLEGE RULED.”
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Dear Reader by Tate James vs. “Dear Reader” by James Tate
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
So what’s the plan for this, exactly
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
One of 2️⃣ poems of mine in Barrow Street ‼️
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
took this a few weeks ago!
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
When you land in Minnesota
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Carvel cake with rainbow sprinkles. Writing on the cake says “SUS But NoneTheLess Skibidi”
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
@retsoor.bsky.social honk
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
What is how?
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
They can’t get my data if I’ve been Fully Dissolved, dumped out, and tromped from here to Canarsie
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Capitalism is past its peak
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Fusilli, you crazy bastard!
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Dem senators on Trump cabinet picks
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
The only starter pack I recognize
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
your email | how it finds me
Connecticut license plate that says EMAILConnecticut license plate that says AARRRGH
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
First of all, mixing different cereals in a bowl is an abomination, a mockery of the laws of God and nature
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 13/10/2024
I don’t think backing off extreme positions or rhetoric counts as tacking to the center. Also doesn’t count if you’re just *lying about how you’ll govern.* e.g. Bush claimed to be a centrist in the 2000 campaign, which he never was. From the same article you cited:
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 06/10/2024
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
POV: you are my eight year old son and you have lots of questions about death and dying tonight
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 04/09/2024
I went here and everyone thought you were amazing
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 26/08/2024
“Tombstones for Sale”
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 22/08/2024
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 11/08/2024
Son wonders why there is no street called Effword Avenue. “Not the actual f-word, just Effword Avenue.”
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 03/08/2024
I love finishing the Poem of the Day like “lol what?” and then the note from the editor makes everything clear
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 01/08/2024
After an excellent adventure and a bogus journey, this makes a lot of sense.
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 31/07/2024
Don’t talk to me or my son ever again
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 25/07/2024
when you’re drunkenly explaining you’re an enthusiastic Harris voter
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 09/07/2024
[Butthead voice] rand-handy
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 02/07/2024
Don’t let Republicans catch on to this or they might start trampling Democrats just to demoralize their base
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 24/06/2024
Three slide pitch deck: intro, Liquid Death, and this
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pjc @patrickjcarr.bsky.social · 21/06/2024
This email finds me in Connecticut, so, NOT IDEAL
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