Matt 🗿 @pastatech.us · 17/07/2026One of these days I'm gonna get hate crimed while buying from old men off of Facebook Marketplace 000
Matt 🗿 @pastatech.us · 13/07/2026I'm Dog the Bounty Hunter for twinks at a Death Cab for Cutie concert 010
Reposted by Matt 🗿seanie like a melody @pressxtosean.bsky.social · 08/07/2026it's Swerve's house, we're just living in it 021
Reposted by Matt 🗿seanie like a melody @pressxtosean.bsky.social · 26/06/2026The Lonely Island could write The Social Network but Aaron Sorkin couldn't write Hot Rod 001
Reposted by Matt 🗿seanie like a melody @pressxtosean.bsky.social · 18/06/2026guy in a skeleton costume comes up to the guy in the superman suit. runs through him with a broadsword. crazy stuff. 121
Reposted by Matt 🗿the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Check this shit out 5221105
Matt 🗿 @pastatech.us · 11/06/2026I have been tapped to assist in this project because Warner Bros won't take me seriously so have to get the project done somehow. Also, hello Bluesky 010
Matt 🗿 @pastatech.us · 25/09/2025You know you're gay when you get excited about a 4k remaster for The Sound of Music. ANYWAY look what I got 010
Matt 🗿 @pastatech.us · 25/09/2025I don't trust headphone jacks anymore. Another hole I have to clean? No thank you 000
Matt 🗿 @pastatech.us · 29/07/2025i'm going to a baseball game thursday just to get an anime shirt 010
Matt 🗿 @pastatech.us · 21/07/2025Remember when we used to walk out of the theater of an MCU movie just brimming with excitement? Just a solo story with low stakes but such a charming story and a slight chance it goes somewhere bigger. I miss that 000
Reposted by Matt 🗿Gary Whitta @garywhitta.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Just realized I haven’t seen an Uzi in a movie for a long time. I miss the days when all movies had Uzis. 242489
Reposted by Matt 🗿Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 23/01/2025They set up a snitch line for DEI in the federal government. If you feel like sending your best copies of the bee movie script or some queer smut, have at it. DEIAtruth@opm.gov 11454491972
Matt 🗿 @pastatech.us · 22/01/2025Judging from the new followers from last night, people like my AEW pics. I'll try to post more 🥺 000
Matt 🗿 @pastatech.us · 01/01/2025I haven't been called a good boy since last year, I need to fix this 010
Matt 🗿 @pastatech.us · 18/11/2024The dude on the Whatnot ads look like he hasn't slept in weeks and they're keeping him trapped in a room unboxing Pokemon cards for eternity 020
Matt 🗿 @pastatech.us · 18/11/2024My apartment complex has like the worst staff. I've been without AC for 3+ months and the cleaning lady vacuumed a single hallway in the complex before calling it a day 010
Matt 🗿 @pastatech.us · 18/11/2024More brands need to be on here. I wish to bully Criterion Collection and Burger King 000
Reposted by Matt 🗿dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 18/11/2024dang it my ancient creature is once again demanding a sacrifice 16632112
Matt 🗿 @pastatech.us · 18/11/2024I'm not usually thirsty when it comes to wrestling but why was Ospreay packing cake on last week's Dynamite? 010
Reposted by Matt 🗿Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 13/11/2024‘British Bake Off’ Canceled as Katamari Rolls Away with Tent, Judges, Contestants hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...hard-drive.net‘British Bake Off' Canceled as Katamari Rolls Away with Tent, Judges, ContestantsBERKSHIRE, England — Channel 4 has announced the immediate cancellation of popular television program “The Great British Bake Off” following an on-set interruption by a… 2501103
Reposted by Matt 🗿HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 08/11/2024oh my god you guys are gonna be so pissed when all i do is talk about gardening on here 6146730867
Reposted by Matt 🗿Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 07/11/2024As much as we might not want to believe it, America just wasn't ready for that kind of person in the White House. The Democrats need to think twice before ever again nominating a Dreamcast fan 24106978
Reposted by Matt 🗿Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 04/11/2024 If you want a cute animal in your house…just get a cat. They are literally so cute and you can feed them treats. Sometimes they sit on your shoulder and purr. There’s no need to bring wild animals inside. Sometimes you can even find a cat outside and bring them inside. 421222139
Matt 🗿 @pastatech.us · 11/01/2024When you have the chance to see both Blade Runner films back to back in the biggest IMAX in the state, you do it. 010
Matt 🗿 @pastatech.us · 18/11/2023Back to modeling wrestling shirts to make it seem like I still post 000
Matt 🗿 @pastatech.us · 25/10/2023GameStop didn’t have any copies out but asking if they had any never hurts. 000
Reposted by Matt 🗿Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 13/10/2023Update: All Those Guys Who Kicked Your Ass in Halo 2 Actually Were Gay and They're Doing Greathard-drive.netUpdate: All Those Guys Who Kicked Your Ass in Halo 2 Actually Were Gay and They’re Doing GreatA new report has revealed that every player who was better than you at Halo 2 was indeed gay and is doing better than you. 6624154
Matt 🗿 @pastatech.us · 11/10/2023Thinking about that new Assassin’s Creed since the last 3 have been garbage and this is supposed to go back to its roots 000
Matt 🗿 @pastatech.us · 08/10/2023Let’s be honest, I broke up with my last boyfriend for being from Ohio and also wanting to be a landlord 000
Matt 🗿 @pastatech.us · 08/10/2023I already like the interface better here. Hopefully more people join soon 🥺 020
