Matt 🗿 @pastatech.us · 22/07/2026They had an Ubuntu launcher years ago that was a fun idea but I don't think it went anywhere 010
Matt 🗿 @pastatech.us · 17/07/2026Did you start the session with "it's Friday night, you know what that means?!?" 010
Matt 🗿 @pastatech.us · 17/07/2026One of these days I'm gonna get hate crimed while buying from old men off of Facebook Marketplace 000
Matt 🗿 @pastatech.us · 13/07/2026I'm Dog the Bounty Hunter for twinks at a Death Cab for Cutie concert 010
Reposted by Matt 🗿seanie like a melody @pressxtosean.bsky.social · 08/07/2026it's Swerve's house, we're just living in it 021
Reposted by Matt 🗿seanie like a melody @pressxtosean.bsky.social · 26/06/2026The Lonely Island could write The Social Network but Aaron Sorkin couldn't write Hot Rod 001
Reposted by Matt 🗿seanie like a melody @pressxtosean.bsky.social · 18/06/2026guy in a skeleton costume comes up to the guy in the superman suit. runs through him with a broadsword. crazy stuff. 121
Reposted by Matt 🗿the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Check this shit out 5221105
Matt 🗿 @pastatech.us · 11/06/2026I have been tapped to assist in this project because Warner Bros won't take me seriously so have to get the project done somehow. Also, hello Bluesky 010
Matt 🗿 @pastatech.us · 25/09/2025You know you're gay when you get excited about a 4k remaster for The Sound of Music. ANYWAY look what I got 010
Matt 🗿 @pastatech.us · 25/09/2025I don't trust headphone jacks anymore. Another hole I have to clean? No thank you 000
Matt 🗿 @pastatech.us · 29/07/2025i'm going to a baseball game thursday just to get an anime shirt 010
Matt 🗿 @pastatech.us · 21/07/2025Remember when we used to walk out of the theater of an MCU movie just brimming with excitement? Just a solo story with low stakes but such a charming story and a slight chance it goes somewhere bigger. I miss that 000
Reposted by Matt 🗿Gary Whitta @garywhitta.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Just realized I haven’t seen an Uzi in a movie for a long time. I miss the days when all movies had Uzis. 242489
Reposted by Matt 🗿Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 23/01/2025They set up a snitch line for DEI in the federal government. If you feel like sending your best copies of the bee movie script or some queer smut, have at it. DEIAtruth@opm.gov 11454491972
Matt 🗿 @pastatech.us · 22/01/2025Judging from the new followers from last night, people like my AEW pics. I'll try to post more 🥺 000
Matt 🗿 @pastatech.us · 01/01/2025I haven't been called a good boy since last year, I need to fix this 010
Matt 🗿 @pastatech.us · 18/11/2024The dude on the Whatnot ads look like he hasn't slept in weeks and they're keeping him trapped in a room unboxing Pokemon cards for eternity 020
Matt 🗿 @pastatech.us · 18/11/2024My apartment complex has like the worst staff. I've been without AC for 3+ months and the cleaning lady vacuumed a single hallway in the complex before calling it a day 010
Matt 🗿 @pastatech.us · 18/11/2024More brands need to be on here. I wish to bully Criterion Collection and Burger King 000
Reposted by Matt 🗿dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 18/11/2024dang it my ancient creature is once again demanding a sacrifice 16632112
Matt 🗿 @pastatech.us · 18/11/2024I'm not usually thirsty when it comes to wrestling but why was Ospreay packing cake on last week's Dynamite? 010
Reposted by Matt 🗿Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 13/11/2024‘British Bake Off’ Canceled as Katamari Rolls Away with Tent, Judges, Contestants hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...hard-drive.net‘British Bake Off' Canceled as Katamari Rolls Away with Tent, Judges, ContestantsBERKSHIRE, England — Channel 4 has announced the immediate cancellation of popular television program “The Great British Bake Off” following an on-set interruption by a… 2501103
