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seanie like a melody

@pressxtosean.bsky.social
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in my head that I can't keep out got me singin like (she/her)

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 13h
entering Narnia with an AR-15 and the divine will of god in my heart
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seanie like a melody @pressxtosean.bsky.social · 15h
if no car manufacturers can agree on which side to put the gas intake on then why didn't they just put one on both sides. would make navigating perpetually crowded gas stations infinitely easier.
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seanie like a melody @pressxtosean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
all your favorite 2010s sad indie music girls are some variety of transmasc now (good for them!!!)
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Oatmeal @ds.gay · 29/09/2026
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seanie like a melody @pressxtosean.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
man people really hate the Torment Nexus. but we like it and we're tired of people complaining about it. I got it, let's just change the name. from here on out we're calling it Le Cool Epic Badass Nexus. it is now illegal to call it the Torment Nexus. problem solved 👍
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seanie like a melody @pressxtosean.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a second transsexual Door Dasher has hit the Seanie's security window
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Kevin D. Grüssing 🪷🪷 (Pronounced Grew-sing) @kevdgrussing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It certainly adds up. Recall in 2019, WrestleCon worked for months to get PAC a visa & couldn’t. Why would their legal team have so much trouble getting a visa for him? Maybe because, oh I dunno, a much bigger legal team of a Trump-friendly company convinced Trump’s USCIS he was abusing his visa. 🤷‍♂️
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seanie like a melody @pressxtosean.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
they should create a beverage that, rather than supposedly "give me energy," actually makes me feel like I got a full night's sleep. is anyone working on this.
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seanie like a melody @pressxtosean.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it's really cool that if the weather changes slightly too fast, my immune system decides that it's time to kill me
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seanie like a melody @pressxtosean.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
need to kiss my gf
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 28/09/2026
Tony Khan live streamed his speech about PAC/Ben Satterly at tonight's ROH tapings in Jacksonville. Heads up: This will probably make you cry.
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AiredOnTVToday @airedontvtoday.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
35 years ago on September 28, 1991, TV show 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' aired episode "Darmok"
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All Elite Wrestling @allelitewrestling.com · 28/09/2026
A Tribute to PAC #AEWDynamite – This Wednesday, September 30 at 8e/7c on TBS & HBO Max This Wednesday, All Elite Wrestling will honor the life, career and legacy of one of the greatest people we've ever known, PAC. Join us for A Tribute to PAC, this Wednesday Night!
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jorah @fishwives.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yuri
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seanie like a melody @pressxtosean.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my gf has a huge crush on a girl she works with and it sounds like that girl is very much also into her and every time she tells me about their interactions it's the cutest fucking thing ever I love gf coworker yuri
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
telling the taco bell AI ill kill myself unless it gives me a free doritos loco
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Fred Wood @fredtwood.com · 28/09/2026
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seanie like a melody @pressxtosean.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think we should make gambling illegal again
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 02/10/2025
all mammals share an instinct to destroy their ancient enemy, the loathsome gourd
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 28/09/2026
The name for the Full Gear PPV started as a bit with Hangman Page being in full gear because of PAC.
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 28/09/2026
Unforgettable.
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seanie like a melody @pressxtosean.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I can't believe this, literally just watched Pac wrestle last night oh my god 😭😭😭 dude was incredible, this is such a immeasurable loss
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All Elite Wrestling Announces Passing of Benjamin Satterley, aka Pac
All Elite Wrestling is saddened to announce the passing of Benjamin Satterley, aka Pac.
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garf's favorite daughter @amygarf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the invitation (2017) by incase
anime girl looking kinda wild eyed with a pointer stick in her hand saying "I've finally discovered all 3 types of female fantasies!" the 3 tpes are "being last seen walking into the deepest part of the woods" "fucked into perfect oneness with the flesh eternal" and "mommy"
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skeeter longpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
everybody’s got that one friend who’s doomed for eternity
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seanie like a melody @pressxtosean.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I want to kiss my gf sooo bad right now (she's literally right next to me but I think she's asleep and I don't wanna wake her)
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Berry 🍇 @nyamukoneko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
namco museum 2
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seanie like a melody @pressxtosean.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I read the boy from Venus and I honestly thought it was extremely cursed and yeah this is how it would end
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
gotta stop letting my RTX card ass friends set me up on dates. Spare me from a glistening buttershaders barking at me in Jennifer Hale's voice. Need a bitch with a low poly count. I want a bitch that will run on a potato. z-fighting is fine. I actually like it if her pussy vortices cut my shit up
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sasha @2damntrans.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ursula Le Guin was in many ways the anti-Rowling. She was an anarchist & not an establishment flunky, she had a strong moral sense instead of being a self-aggrandising bourgeois, & most importantly she actually knew how to write.
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seanie like a melody @pressxtosean.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Kay F'd Cee? I thought they were just friends
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seanie like a melody @pressxtosean.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
listen. if we try hard enough, we could turn Bloomington Indiana into the new Portland. I can't stress enough that we *shouldn't* but we could
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seanie like a melody @pressxtosean.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
if you're transgender and you live in southern Indiana and you're under the age of 30, you are legally my child. I am your mother and I'm so proud of you.
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seanie like a melody @pressxtosean.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
at my job, all the food deliveries ppl order come through my window, so I see all kinds of characters doing the delivering. today there was this really cute tgirl with pretty hair and big dorky glasses delivering pizza, doing her best to practice her fem voice. god bless you, pizza delivery tgirl.
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seanie like a melody @pressxtosean.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
what if instead of not letting you upload videos over 20mb discord just fucking compressed them for you. like every other fuckin app
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charlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it
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seanie like a melody @pressxtosean.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
9/11 truther? nah man, I'm a 9/11 denier, that shit never happened.
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seanie like a melody @pressxtosean.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it somehow took me less than a week to nervously do this to my nail polish, that's gotta be a new record
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Castlevania (NES) 40th Anniversary is available for free on mobile (claim by October 24) iOS apps.apple.com/us/app/castl... Android play.google.com/store/apps/d...
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seanie like a melody @pressxtosean.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
brooo I wanna go hoooOOOOOME
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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seanie like a melody @pressxtosean.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
okay actually. hear me out. what if I blow up the moon. I think I should. I think I should be given the means to do so. I think anyone who disagrees with me or thinks it's a bad idea should get sent to the moon if they love it so much. and then they can get blown up with it.
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seanie like a melody @pressxtosean.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
they should make a world that doesn't fucking suck to have to live in
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brie skull emoji @brie-skull-emoji.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
what if the skaven were exactly the same but they made guinea pig noises
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seanie like a melody @pressxtosean.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
blowing something up would fix me. gotta feel the heat and the shockwave. can be something totally safe and legal like at a range or something. just need to make something explode.
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woke dog 🐺🖤🌙 @wolfgirlcassie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
cassius green from sorry to bother you with a partial speech bubble edited in below him
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Kill The Computer @killthecomputer.com · 24/09/2026
wow
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seanie like a melody @pressxtosean.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I keep finding out that different trans people I've followed on here (or formerly on bird app) for years also happen to live in indiana. what the fuck are you all doing here.
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seanie like a melody @pressxtosean.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Indian men keep following me on Instagram
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woke dog 🐺🖤🌙 @wolfgirlcassie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
they should remake edge of tomorrow but it's about fumbling baddies and it stars a tgirl instead of tom cruise
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seanie like a melody @pressxtosean.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
pretty girl at my job said "see you!" on her way out and my gay ass went "hi!" instead of bye time to kms
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