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Sarah Paris

@pariswritesco.bsky.social
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Author. Freelance Writer. TV Editor for Fanfare, a pop culture publication. Former TV and Film features writer at Looper. Lover of democracy. Sometimes semi-funny (although I think I'm hilarious). Please no DMs unless I know you or it's pertinent.

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Andrew Weinstein @andrewjweinstein.com · 23/09/2026
Ignore the polls. Organize. Donate. Knock on doors. Register voters. Share your message. Fight for every vote as if you're ten points down. Complacency is not an option. The stakes are too high. Let’s do this.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
After banning CNN, MS NOW & Politico from the White House, he installs State-Run television, just like they have in so many other countries... Sieg Heil, ya'll. #38Days 🌊
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My man looks like a henchman thrown off a roof by James Bond
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 15/09/2026
Republican Rep. Thomas Massie reads articles of impeachment against Pete Hegseth. About. Damn. Time.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My man looks like the mysterious new arrival in a Stephen King novel
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My man looks like a Cabbage Patch doll did legal work for Big Tobacco
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My man looks like the police sketch of the man who exposed himself to patrons at a local water park
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Paul Simon pays tribute to the victims of 9/11 by performing “The Sound of Silence.”
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 11/09/2026
"As you can tell from our name, we invite you to step across the threshold of ordinary life into a world of exquisite writing, spiritual luminescence, and fried lasagna." (Happy birthday, Mary)
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Welcome to Mary Oliver Garden
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 10/09/2026
Gonna combine my $2000 DOGE check with my $5000 tariff dividend and the $5000 vote check and buy a new house and new car with a 50 year mortgage and a 15 year car loan. The Golden Age, baby!
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Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thousands of leaders means more leadership😂🔥
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 05/09/2026
My cousin’s shirt took me a second. He said “it’s great because anyone who would be offended by it couldn’t understand it anyway.”
A shirt with the following words in rainbow colors:
Fluorine
Uranium
Carbon
Potassium
Titanium
Rubidium
Uranium
Magnesium
Platinum
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My man looks like he goes to school board meetings even though he has no kids
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My man looks like his house has a "jerky pantry"
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My man looks like he runs a Subway franchise that always smells like bleach
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My man looks like a claymation model of JD Vance
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My man looks like a wax model of Ryan Gosling that was exposed to the elements
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Love, love, love this. ht: @scottlincicome.bsky.social
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
hyperbole kills more people annually than all other literary techniques combined
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Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Happy Birthday to the Mank!
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Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Hey God! Still the wrong 80 year old...I hear 3rd time's the charm, though🤔
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Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You go, Josh!!!🔥
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This is beautiful. I'd never seen this
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
From the official DHS account. Doesn’t get much more un-American than this. If you’re not alarmed you’re not paying attention.
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Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Noooo💔😭. This is the worst timeline ever. 2020 feels like it's still going, tbh
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Let’s talk about Medicare for All. What would it mean for the individual American? ⬇ The day you’re born you get a card that gives you health insurance with no premium, co-pay, or deductible. Doesn’t matter if you get a job, lose a job, turn 26 or 65, get married or divorced — it's there for you.
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Josh Mankiewicz @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It’s called “Class.” www.local10.com/news/local/2...
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Nude dining launches at South Florida steakhouse: ‘Yes, it’s legal’
A South Florida restaurant is garnering attention for its dress code, or lack thereof.
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Andrew Hammond @ahamm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Happy for this guy.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
My man looks like he has a cellar door with a lock on it.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
My man looks like he's trying to shut down a rec center used by a scrappy group of teens.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
My man looks like he's excited to open the Ark of the Covenant
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
We are all going to have so many kinds of diarrhea
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Evergreen post: He could be impeached tonight and convicted at trial in a few weeks and removed from office immediately thereafter if about 20 people in DC decided to put country over party for the first time in their miserable, self-dealing lives
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Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Not sure who at AAA decided, "Hey, you know what would be a genius business move? Sending our members 'official looking' life insurance offers via snail mail, 1800xs a month. Ensure their names are all over the paperwork, too, so they'll have to shred each one." Rest assured, alas, it is not
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 28/06/2026
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
If this country was truly “pro-life,” we would have Medicare for All, a Green New Deal, gun reform, universal child care, and a living wage. The right-wing agenda isn’t about “life.” It’s about control.
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Sam @epismas.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
That has to be illegal AF. I can't wait for you to sue the F out of them.
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Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
JUST IN: A federal judge in California has issued a nationwide block on ICE's policy of conducting arrests at immigration courthouses. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Order on Motion for Partial Summary Judgment AND Order on Motion for Partial Summary Judgment AND Order on Motion to Certify Class – #205 in Pablo Sequen v. Albarran (N.D. Cal., 5:25-cv-06487) – Court...
ORDER RE: 172 MOTIONS FOR CLASS CERTIFICATION AND 175 176 SUMMARY JUDGMENT. Signed by Judge P. Casey Pitts on 6/23/2026. (crr, COURT STAFF) (Filed on 6/23/2026) (Entered: 06/23/2026)
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People vs Trump @kudubro.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The audacity of HOPE 💙🇺🇸
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Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
We've all dated someone in the past who is cringeworthy, but I'm wondering if anyone regrets their past romantic choices more than Kate McKinnon (who I think is awesome, by the way) who was with Bari Weiss in her younger years
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Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Honestly, also could be the "over the top" setting for any dystopian story. This is so gross. I grew up just outside of DC, and most of my family is still in MD. A day in DC was always a vital part of my visits home--alas, have actively avoided it for the past few years
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This is so fucking wrong and must not be allowed to stand.👇
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Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
🚨 215-208, House PASSES a Democratic-led resolution to end Trump’s war in Iran.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
james talarico sir, for the good of the country you must spend the next 5 months eating bbq and going to football games and having sex with your girlfriend
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Nancy Levine Stearns @nancylevinestearns.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Not all super heroes wear capes.
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Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
😂 This made me laugh far harder than it should've
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Fun fact: North Carolina still hasn’t recovered from hurricane Helene, and Trump wants $2 billion to give people who smeared shit on the walls of the Capitol.
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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Trump on Trump: "Low IQ" "Loser" "Dirtbag" "Scuzzball" "Idiot" "Jackass"
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
this would be an excellent time for donald trump to *not* have installed the host of a youtube show called "erection connection!" as the person charge of infectious disease policy for the united states of america. www.statnews.com/2026/05/17/e...
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In Ebola outbreak, a number of Americans in the Congo believed to have had exposure to suspected cases
A number of Americans who are in the Congo are believed to have had exposure to suspected cases in the country’s latest Ebola outbreak, sources have told STAT.
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