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Sarah Paris

@pariswritesco.bsky.social
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Author. Freelance Writer. TV Editor for Fanfare, a pop culture publication. Former TV and Film features writer at Looper. Lover of democracy. Sometimes semi-funny (although I think I'm hilarious). Please no DMs unless I know you or it's pertinent.

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Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mike Flanagan's adaptation of "Carrie" is brilliant. Phenomenal on every level. Haven't binge-watched 8 episodes in a looong time. All 8 in less than 48 hours. Lovely, powerful, so well acted, & so resonant. Up there with Midnight Mass as my Flanagan favorites.
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Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm now going to start a band of 50-somethings who play only Violent Femmes & early Daft Punk covers called The Malevolent Hamsters
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My man looks like a Serbian gangster who gets garroted by Jason Statham's character halfway through the movie
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My man looks like he just asked his son Luke to help remove his helmet
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My man looks like he hisses at holy water
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My man looks like Val Kilmer playing Mr. Freeze
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My man looks like a white walker who was exiled for being too creepy
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Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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Sure Jan
ALT: Sure Jan
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Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
As another form of Paris, I approve this message😄
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Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
❤️
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Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
❤️❤️
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Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thanks, Amy🫂...Thanks for overlooking my typo, too😁
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Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My heart just dtopped to my knees. I want to hug him. This is the worst timeline💔😭
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Andrew Weinstein @andrewjweinstein.com · 23/09/2026
Ignore the polls. Organize. Donate. Knock on doors. Register voters. Share your message. Fight for every vote as if you're ten points down. Complacency is not an option. The stakes are too high. Let’s do this.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
After banning CNN, MS NOW & Politico from the White House, he installs State-Run television, just like they have in so many other countries... Sieg Heil, ya'll. #38Days 🌊
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My man looks like a henchman thrown off a roof by James Bond
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 15/09/2026
Republican Rep. Thomas Massie reads articles of impeachment against Pete Hegseth. About. Damn. Time.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My man looks like the mysterious new arrival in a Stephen King novel
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My man looks like a Cabbage Patch doll did legal work for Big Tobacco
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My man looks like the police sketch of the man who exposed himself to patrons at a local water park
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Paul Simon pays tribute to the victims of 9/11 by performing “The Sound of Silence.”
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 11/09/2026
"As you can tell from our name, we invite you to step across the threshold of ordinary life into a world of exquisite writing, spiritual luminescence, and fried lasagna." (Happy birthday, Mary)
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Welcome to Mary Oliver Garden
8/17/25
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 10/09/2026
Gonna combine my $2000 DOGE check with my $5000 tariff dividend and the $5000 vote check and buy a new house and new car with a 50 year mortgage and a 15 year car loan. The Golden Age, baby!
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Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thousands of leaders means more leadership😂🔥
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 05/09/2026
My cousin’s shirt took me a second. He said “it’s great because anyone who would be offended by it couldn’t understand it anyway.”
A shirt with the following words in rainbow colors:
Fluorine
Uranium
Carbon
Potassium
Titanium
Rubidium
Uranium
Magnesium
Platinum
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My man looks like he goes to school board meetings even though he has no kids
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My man looks like his house has a "jerky pantry"
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My man looks like he runs a Subway franchise that always smells like bleach
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My man looks like a claymation model of JD Vance
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My man looks like a wax model of Ryan Gosling that was exposed to the elements
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Love, love, love this. ht: @scottlincicome.bsky.social
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Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
💔💔. I pray for the day when this inept, evil, corrupt, criminal, deeply stupid administration faces even a modicum of the consequences of their morally bereft, horrific actions
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
hyperbole kills more people annually than all other literary techniques combined
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Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Happy Birthday to the Mank!
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Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Happy, happy 30th, Josh!! May your day be full of people you love and belly laughs, a reprieve from all heartache, and relatively murder-free, and may you be able to say: "You could've bought me a gift...but you didn't do that, did you?" 🎂🥳🎉
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Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Hey God! Still the wrong 80 year old...I hear 3rd time's the charm, though🤔
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Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You go, Josh!!!🔥
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This is beautiful. I'd never seen this
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
From the official DHS account. Doesn’t get much more un-American than this. If you’re not alarmed you’re not paying attention.
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Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Noooo💔😭. This is the worst timeline ever. 2020 feels like it's still going, tbh
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Let’s talk about Medicare for All. What would it mean for the individual American? ⬇ The day you’re born you get a card that gives you health insurance with no premium, co-pay, or deductible. Doesn’t matter if you get a job, lose a job, turn 26 or 65, get married or divorced — it's there for you.
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Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Thanks for this, @midcenturycinema.bsky.social !
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Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
*too, not "top" 🤦‍♀️😄
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Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
❤️❤️❤️. Same!!! And, you are so lucky. I stayed on the cove in Seaside (far away from the Promenade) & it was phenomenal, top
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Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
On a semi-adjacent note, recently took a trip to Portalnd & then several days in the Cannon Beach-Seaside-Astoria area....seriously contemplating moving to your awesome state (was already feeling like a move was imminent--just unclear as to where)
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Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Don't forget the lettuce!
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Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Hey, it's me, the :kissing disease" here. People think I just bring "fatigue," but 'glad I showed you the truth!
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Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
John Wayne was excellent on The Pitt last season
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Sarah Paris @pariswritesco.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
On an interesting and related side note, "thief in the night" is how Jesus often referred to Satan
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