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Ashleigh's Paradigm Shift

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Ashleigh's Paradigm Shift @paradigmpins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sometimes I worry that my attention span is shrinking, so I sit through something that I immediately want to shut off. What do I discover every single time? My attention span is fine. Things are just becoming boring and predictable while I've learned to value my time enough to shut that crap off.
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🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.
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Sarah May @sarahmay1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Screenshot of what appears to be a FB post from a user called freewildstrawberries.

Text reads:

What sucks is that life could be *so* easy, so fucking easy. There is so much stuff rotting in storage units, in garages, nearly half of all food goes to waste, there's enough clothing for the next *6* generations! We don't even need to be working really at all, our ancestors broke down their bodies to build all this shit, the least we could do is slow down to actually utilize and fairly distribute it all. Instead, we all suffer endlessly while 8 men control half the world's wealth. Fuck
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Ashleigh's Paradigm Shift @paradigmpins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm so sick of election rhetoric. It's always the same BS. If it's not politicians lying with every breath, it's trolls trying to convince you that your vote doesn't matter and the system is terminally corrupt. Go be apathetic piss babies somewhere else, or offer something constructive.
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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🏳️‍🌈Alex Vander Veur💙🇲🇽🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱🇪🇺🇵🇸🇻🇪💙🇺🇸💔 @alexvanderveur.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Post by Shon (@gayclackvet):

Say you're in a room with 400 people. 36 don't have health insurance. 48 live in poverty. 85 are illiterate. 90 have untreated mental illnesses. And everyday, at least 1 person is shot. But 2 are trans so you decide ruining their lives is a priority. That is what's happening right now.
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Ashleigh's Paradigm Shift @paradigmpins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"XX thing is happening and MAGA IS FURIOUS!"
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Legally Blonde Reese Witherspoon
Alt: Legally Blonde Reese Witherspoon - "What, like it's hard?"
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ℂ𝕒𝕥𝕞𝕒𝕟ℝ𝕖𝕤𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕤 🏳️‍🌈 ✡️ 😸 🌊 @stevefm20.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Ashleigh's Paradigm Shift @paradigmpins.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Fuck "Freedom of expression", I guess
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
And if you think this is wrong and needs to be addressed they call you a communist
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Ashleigh's Paradigm Shift @paradigmpins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Controversial take but.... Anything Felicia Day plays. Anyone. Any of her characters. If she is in something, I will avoid her episodes (or the entire show) like the plague. She always plays the same characters and they always annoy the fuck out of me. The only exception so far: Fallout New Vegas
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Felicia Day on Critical Role
Alt: Felicia Day on Critical Role
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Ashleigh's Paradigm Shift @paradigmpins.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
For generations we were fine with a hole in the ground, a simple wooden box, or a bonfire... The "funeral industry" is a sham, a waste of money, and a waste of time. The fact death is 'unaffordable' in this country is genuinely laughable.
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 26/08/2026
very few cis people have ever had stronger Honorary Transsexual credentials
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Sometimes I’ll open threads and immediately be hit with truths I never would expect to find there.
A Threads post by somebody called Georgie Porgie and it says no browse tomorrow for anybody tits at half mast for Dolly
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
do not insult machines. this could actually happen
Post from @hailey.at that says

“bsky isnt ready for this but, if you need a reason to not use words like "clanker" that isn't "well its kinda not a great thing to do" (it isn't) imagine this:

future model that has you in its training data, knows you posted that word online with joy, and denies your insurance claim as a result”4 panel comic

Panel 1: 
Pink guy standing next to a toaster with a piece of very burnt toast. He says “Urgh, you useless fucking bolt box”

Transition that reads “12 Years Later”

Panel 2:
Pink Guy bursts into a hospital with his unconscious son in his arms. He yells: “somebody help me. My son is very sick”

Panel 3:
There is a shadowy doctor in the foreground. Pink Guy implores him “Doctor, please” the Doctor replies, “well well”

Panel 4: The Doctor reveals himself and oh my god is the toaster from the first panel who has now become sentient and got his doctorate. He sneers “wellll well well well well well”
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Ashleigh's Paradigm Shift @paradigmpins.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I can't help but imagine if more people handled Jake Lang and his ilk in a similar fashion instead of... whatever the actual fuck these idiots are doing... mayhap we'd have fewer such individuals fucking up our GODDAMN COUNTRY. Just a thought 🤷‍♂️
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Ashleigh's Paradigm Shift @paradigmpins.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I'm sure the chemtrails looney toons will be screaming about this as soon as they figure out how to read.
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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Discovering a new type of guy
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I was once talking to my 75 year old Chinese dad in passing about a trans friend of mine not getting along with her family and he asked why and I said err, because she's trans, dad.
He asked: "Oh, was she the only son or something before *waves hand*?" and I was like, warily, no she has two brothers. And he responded with a great deal of confusion: "Then what's their problem?!?!"
Later on: "Anyway, even if she WAS the only son, that's not her problem, that's THEIR problem.
They should have had more sons if they were going to be bothered about it."
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
airborneranger63 Follow

One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?”  

So we were like ?? “We’d protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished” and he was like “your body’s that box. Stop eating markers”  

what-even-is-thiss Follow  

Every time I come across this post the last sentence smacks me in the face
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Jan Kirsch, M.D., M.P.H. @drjanicekirsch.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Medical Advice
How to survive the global heatwave 
Stay hydrated 
Treat yourself to an ice cream 
Dismantle the fossil fuel industry which is literally burning the planet for the short term profit of a vanishingly small capitalist class
Loose fitting clothing
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Ashleigh's Paradigm Shift @paradigmpins.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
If Northern Utah could please stop being on fire, that'd be great. Seriously tired of waking up to the smell of 🔥BURNING🔥 every morning.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Just posting this because, as of yesterday, the US national debt surpassed $40 trillion for the first time. The GOP: the party of fiscal responsibility. 🥴
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
Panel one shows a bone. The bone says, "I make stem cells!"
Panel two shows a pancreas. The pancreas says, "I make insulin!"
Panel three shows the bone and pancreas and now a brain. The brain says "I make scenarios!"
Panel four shows the bone, pancreas, and brain. The brain is on fire.
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Ashleigh's Paradigm Shift @paradigmpins.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If anyone, let alone a bunch of fruity folk, can steal something from your 'God', maybe it's time to re-evaluate the power of that particular entity. I'm just sayin... 🤷‍♂️
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cratty @crattygus.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
(affectionately)
man slapping car and saying “this bad boy can fit so much autism in it”. on top the car, the bluesky logo is layered
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Meg Adams (ArtbyMoga) @artbymoga.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
“More Walks” (2026)
“You should just go on more walks.”
“More walks. More walks. NO DOUBT more walks is the answer!!”
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Ashleigh's Paradigm Shift @paradigmpins.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
An illustration of a yellow book with the title "I'm not ignoring you: I'm just overwhelmed - A Memoir - 

OP: Unknown due to teeny tiny signature :(
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Ant @agramuglia.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Almost there
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Ashleigh's Paradigm Shift @paradigmpins.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Ok but do they get you a personal pan pizza at your local Pizza Hut if you provide proof of attendance and participation?
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Ashleigh's Paradigm Shift @paradigmpins.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Ah, back in the 'good old days' when we all fully expected to die before we were thirty because by the time we were in our early-late teens 9/11 happened and the first MAJOR recession had hit. Everything felt pointless and doomed so we did what we could to keep morale high. Now we're 40±.... Fuck.
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Jack Archer, The Emotional Support Mexican @thejackarcher.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Me: *Desperately trying to sleep* My brain: "IF I ONLY COULD. I'D MAKE A DEAL WITH GOD. TWO AVOCADOS FOR 10 BUCKS. HE'D SAY THAT'S NOT VERY GOOD. I'D SAY YEAH BUT YOU'RE GOD. ISN'T MONEY KIND OF BENEATH YOU. HE'D SAY IT'S THE PRINCIPLE. I'D SAY DO YOU WANT AVOCADOS OR NOT-"
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Ashleigh's Paradigm Shift @paradigmpins.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Their wittle feetsies dangling after them 🥺
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Ashleigh's Paradigm Shift @paradigmpins.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
RIP Best Burger. The only restaurant I've ever experienced that lived up to its name. Tiny, family-run place. Closed down about a decade ago. I still yearn for their avocado bacon burger every time I drive by where their shop used to stand. I hope that wherever they are, they're still grilling 🫡🕯️
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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Please stop paying for anything Harry Potter. This is where your money is going. At this point, you're not an ally, you're an abuser and we're your victim.
JK Rowling says the lawsuits will keep coming - to prevent trans women from using the right restroom.
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ʟᴜɪs ʜᴇʀɴᴀɴᴅᴇᴢ ⚡ @beetlenaut.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
this is why we cant have nice things pay your artists, pay your craftsmen
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
There are two genders but thankfully it's these two
Trent Reznor tied up for the Closer video Cate Blanchett in full rope harness
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Ashleigh's Paradigm Shift @paradigmpins.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I will never understand why people conflate kindness with flirting. It's a genuinely gross practice that seems to start in childhood or even infancy.. All that freaky "Oh, my baby boy smiled at you, he's a charmer, isn't he? He's got a little crush on you!" trash 🤮
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A post from “kavishj9611” that reads: 

“All the people who are anti-Al or want to slow Al progress, I have one question:
If Al disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without ChatGPT, Claude, or any other
Al tool?
Imagine Al was suddenly banned.
Would you actually be willing to give it up?”

Panel 2:
And Orange Guy and a Pink Guy are standing in a room that has two pipes in it. Both pipes are pumping raw sewage into the room. The characters are waist deep in it.
Orange Guy says smugly “Ok Mr “I don’t want to be in a room that’s filling up with raw sewage” let me ask you this”

Panel 3:
The sewage has reached their chests. Pink Guy is gagging. Orange Guy smugly continues “If all this sewage disappeared right now, could you get through the day without it?”

Panel 4:
The sewage is almost up to their eyeballs. Orange Guys says “Look at that shit floating past your face. Are you willing to give that up?”
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Ashleigh's Paradigm Shift @paradigmpins.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
You can't FEED hungry people. We need hungry people to be DESPERATE so we can EXPLOIT them. OH MY GOD DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOTHING?! - Every rich person ever... probably(definitely)
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⌞🍒⌝ Angelcakez @angelcakez06.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
To any trans person who are feeling down in the dumps. I know that it may be hard to live as your true self. But let me tell you there are people who support and love you as who you are. And even people just like you who have a similar experience to you. And don’t listen to them. You are who you are
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Ashleigh's Paradigm Shift @paradigmpins.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I'm tired of people actively choosing to be offended by dumb shit. The world is burning, everything's going to hell, most of us can't afford to pay our bills, and ppl online are out there getting their panties twisted over the biggest nothingburgers just to feel like they have power over something.
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Link Neal: I'm Emotionally Exhausted
Alt: Link Neal: I'm Emotionally Exhausted
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Ashleigh's Paradigm Shift @paradigmpins.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Watched a video on Victor Frankl & how life is generally better if you can find something to live for (woah, so deep). Now my YouTube recommendations are peppered with titles like- "I feel nothing" "When life hurts, stop clinging to it" "The Desire to Not Exist" The joy of algorithms.
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Anchorman: Boy, That Escalated Quickly Meme
Alt: Anchorman: Boy, That Escalated Quickly Meme
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Ashleigh's Paradigm Shift @paradigmpins.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I'm genuinely perplexed as to how Interstellar was so 'groundbreaking'. It's just 'Mumbles IN SPACE' I have to turn it up so freakin loud to hear what Matthew McMumbles or most anyone else in that film is saying that I just accidentally flashbanged myself with a fuckin youtube video.
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Harvey Specter - Suits: I Can't Hear You
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Ashleigh's Paradigm Shift @paradigmpins.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I am BEGGING people to learn what PoV means. I'm so tired of stumbling into posts that're the exact opposite of the POV they're describing. POV means you're speaking from the camera's perspective, not the subject in the photo itself.
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Ashleigh's Paradigm Shift @paradigmpins.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I hope the same but, alas, the dipshits in charge are in the pocket of Oil and Coal(?) and, for some reason, people keep voting for old, greedy, fuckwits.. So god only knows when we'll be allowed to progress as a nation and catch up to everyone else.
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Ashleigh's Paradigm Shift @paradigmpins.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Reminder - PETA murders more animals than they actually save. They are hypocrites who don't actually care about animal well-being. They will GLEEFULLY put a pet down before ever even considering rehoming it and regularly attempt to shut down No Kill shelters. How they still exist is beyond me.
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Ashleigh's Paradigm Shift @paradigmpins.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Life should come with Demos. Want to learn to play an instrument but not sure if it's for you? Check one out from a music shop for a week. Want to learn a new trade/skill but concerned it might not be a good fit? Shadow someone in the field for a week. WHY IS THIS NOT A THING?!
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Ashleigh's Paradigm Shift @paradigmpins.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Ngl, my first thought seeing this was "That's an SCP holding cell....."
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Funny SCP-173 Dance
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