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@crattygus.bsky.social
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🌻🏳️‍🌈🎵 Enjoyer of words, listener of music, poster of shit. Spiritual socalist tism haver. TechForGood dev. Bri’ish. I ramble from time to time 30s - she/they - dyke crattygusgus.neocities.org

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cratty @crattygus.bsky.social · 10h
I had a hotel booking that was non-refundable from before ze breakup, so I asked my sister if she wanted a weekend trip. She came with and we had a lovely, soft, goofy weekend in London catching up on stuff and treating ourself to fancy breakfast. Still sad, but feel much better after that
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Flame Maiden Brigid by Lotus Aura
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cratty @crattygus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy UK National Poetry Day!
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Kristina Killgrove @killgrove.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was not prepared for how much of adulting is trying to figure out what That Smell is. Not the trash can. Not the other trash can. (Took them out.) Not the garbage disposal, the dishes, or the cat box. (Cleaned them all.) Aha, it’s a rogue potato that decided to liquefy itself in the cabinet! 🥔
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cratty @crattygus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
what is this month even? * new job * break up * pink eye * old christian buddy who asked if i’d ever love a guy then ghosted returns after 2 years
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cratty @crattygus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#musicsky The best voice I think I’ve ever heard youtu.be/zCusM5TTbsk
youtu.be
Nothing But Thieves | Absolute Radio Live Session
YouTube video by Absolute Radio
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cratty @crattygus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Break up, new job and pink eye — there’s always a third thing
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Indah Elunara @indahelunara.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I rested not as surrender, but as harvest. Some cycles only become visible when the body stops trying to fix everything. #poetry #fullmoon
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Raven @ravenbranhard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I reckon the gods made us for amusement then we invented poetry and ruined the joke #Vss365 #Reckon #Poetry #PoetrySky #AbstractArt #AcrylicPainting #PoetryAndArt my 🎨
Abstract acrylic painting with a deep purple centre surrounded by explosive forms of yellow, orange, turquoise, pink, red and white, radiating outward in fluid patterns.
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yeeorcas poems 🌱 @yeehawpoems.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sometimes I think I should try to be more mysterious and then I get bored and livestream my thoughts to the internet
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cratty @crattygus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#BestSongHeardToday #musicchallenge Thomas Bergersen - Rada youtu.be/u7j1Vn2TgLY
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Thomas Bergersen - Rada
YouTube video by Two Steps From Hell
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cratty @crattygus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
seasons of living. found a new job, lost a relationship. joys and sadness. but the more grief comes along, the more quickly i find my footing each time. i’m learning when stick by what i need and i keep compassion at the center, the process is a lot kinder and smoother
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cratty @crattygus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i wanna find an old Wii console
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Art & Nature @capecodfairytales.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#Poetry #Painting #Autumn Ripe with seed, the colour of our year turns to gold. Her precious soil, she covers in a blanket of russet Breathe the autumn air, Know winter is coming, prepare. — Cheryl O'Brien 🎨 Bob Rudd
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cratty @crattygus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have a new job! HalleFUCKINGlujah
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cratty @crattygus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck it’s true
A youtube comment on a system of a down video saying that Serj (lead singer) sounds like youtuber Markiplier
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cratty @crattygus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#SchoolDaysMusic #musicchallenge 25. System of a Down - Shimmy 12-year old angsty weeb me LOVED System of a Down youtu.be/CEtm75L0NAw
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Shimmy
YouTube video by System of A Down - Topic
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cratty @crattygus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Everything will work out. You can’t picture it yet, but it will. It’ll be more beautiful than you can even fathom from here
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cratty @crattygus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#SchoolDaysMusic #MusicChallenge Hopping in late with some 2000s UK bangers. 24. Dizzee Rascal & Armand Van Helden - Bonkers youtu.be/Ci40ae8BlcE
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Dizzee Rascal & Armand Van Helden - Bonkers (Video)
YouTube video by Dizzee Rascal
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
By Mr. Links
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cratty @crattygus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
And it’s hobbit day today??
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cratty @crattygus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m 30! It feels… exactly the same as 29
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Shellraiser B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️‍⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 @shelleybwoke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I once had a 'sermon' I told to students I called "Be here now" No matter how you emphasized it, there was an important point: BE here now Be HERE now Be here NOW
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cratty @crattygus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#BreakingKindSongs #MusicChallenge #MusicSky Day 18: A Love Song From the 90s Ash - Girl From Mars youtu.be/ex_PBCXa_TA
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Girl from Mars (2008 Remaster)
YouTube video by Ash - Topic
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cratty @crattygus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Pepperoni 👏 roquito peppers 👏 red onion 👏 mozzarella 👏
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Sophia_Nyx 🐰 @sophianyx.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
macklemore implies the existence of macklemost.
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cratty @crattygus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Samwise Gamgee: What We Need Is Taters
Alt: Samwise Gamgee
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cratty @crattygus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
#BestSongHeardToday #MusicChallenge Royal Blood - Ten Over Ten youtu.be/tD0UZSqz4G0
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Royal Blood - Ten Over Ten (Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Royal Blood
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cratty @crattygus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
#BreakingKindSongs #MusicChallenge Day 16. Song you could identify in the first few notes Gorillaz - New Gold ft. Tame Impala & Bootie Brown youtu.be/-jhvuZEAK8s
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Gorillaz - New Gold ft. Tame Impala & Bootie Brown (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Gorillaz
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⊹.🎃₊˚𖦹⋆spookiki ⋆⁺₊🧿.˚⊹ @yourmotherxo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
To be an artist. Make some art > does it look terrible? > yes / no > you are an artist > make more art
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Raymh @rayhourigan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Nothing fancy, just Chocolate digestives and A cup of coffee. #SomethingEveryday #chocolate #haiku #senryu #poem #writing #writingcommunity @sonnetsmith.bsky.social
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cratty @crattygus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Things I was frightened of as a child: *Dalmatians *Scarecrows *The beach huts near Brighton Pier *Window glue *The bathrooms at my city’s theatre *Strangers *Fire drills *Being burgled, but only my bedroom *That one calligraphy stall runner at a french medieval fair (who i never even spoke to)
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cratty @crattygus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: Laundromat owner gets in trouble with the IRS over her taxes
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cratty @crattygus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i am craving THE most raunchy, gritty lesbian wild west werewolf story
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cratty @crattygus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Me and my northern bloke colleagues on a two hour “planning” call, bitching about the sinking ship that is this company
Spongebob, Patrick and Squidward sit drinking tea together on a couch. They all have long luscious eyelashes. Patrick and Squidward have pink mugs, and Squidward has pink bunny slippers
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cratty @crattygus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I want to SNACK but i can only take these antibiotics on an empty stomach and my next window isn’t for an hour
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cratty @crattygus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"UK to announce tougher stance against Israel", real shit????
Ed Miliband will announce what he has described as a broad reset of the UK’s relations with Israel on Tuesday, promising the government will take a more active approach in supporting the Palestinian cause.

In an intervention that is expected to draw fierce criticism from the US and Israel, the foreign secretary will impose a UK ban on the trade in goods and some services from illegal Israeli settlements.

He has also told civil society groups he is determined to reassert support for a two-state solution to the conflict with an appeal for the protection of Palestinian rights and respect for international law.
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Raymh @rayhourigan.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Misspent Youth.. #collage #blueskycollage #analogcollage #artistsunite #collagesluts #handcut #bskyart
A collage made of imagery from video game manuals, book covers, and a map of Skyrim. The map dominates the centre with a symbol from the Wheel of Time prominent.
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cratty @crattygus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Yet again, my body files a loud complaint against the stress. Tonsil infection, ouch :(
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cratty @crattygus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
#poetry For a contest: a poem inspired by #MaryOliver 's 'The Swan' This was hard. It's Mary Oliver, after all
Do you see that, the stray starling? stealing at a left fry?
Did you see her slipping down from the heavens, to this seaside pocket?
All bismuth bright in her black plume's glinting,
in the light's catching through the clouds –
Certain, in her chipped-paint prancing
Commanding, from a napkin hilltop
The song of unheard ages,
The universe announcing itself, through her smallest tongue,
A hundred names of kingfisher, and babe, and petrol engine in opera
Did you hear how she took yours with her?
When she rose again to cloud murmuration,
Announced your place in the world, to a chorus of lesser angels,
And a hundred yellow beaks, dancing in divine brushstroke, cried out at once –
'Hark! The world grows yet bigger'

Did you hear them, under your skin, how she spoke of everything?
And do you now see the delight in your own colours?
And have you found – at last, at long last – your voice?
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cratty @crattygus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Leo DiCaprio dropping a moving documentary on the female leader of an amazonian tribe starting a family while risking her life against illegal loggers... was *not* on my bingo card for 2026, but here we go You are almost forgiven for your taste in girlfriends, my dude
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..saínt @uhhsoul.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i want real things. conversations that change me. love that teaches me. friendships that survive seasons. art that follows me home. experiences that leave me slightly different than they found me.
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Sophia_Nyx 🐰 @sophianyx.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
don't let the fear of being mid stop u from being silly.
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cratty @crattygus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Autistic germophobe tries to look dark and mysterious, but fails by being a loveable scrunkly weirdo
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cratty @crattygus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
#poetry From a tricky challenge to write only with the letters Y,A, E, I, N, L,V, B: Naive? nay, I believe in livin'. Nae lie, nae veil, Nae bane an' bile, An able babe, livin' A live eel, eyein' Ale an' vinyl, Bale an' bean vyin' Aye, I'll be nine-live livin'. Nae in vain, Nae lyin'
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
thank you lesbian tractor witch
image with swirling green background of the lesbian tractor witch it says: congratulations if you are seeing this you have been chosen by the lesbian tractor witch, she has removed all curses have a wonderful day
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cratty @crattygus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
How to tank your nearly-profitable company in 3 easy steps (speedrun attempt)
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cratty @crattygus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If there’s an “all your engineering leadership just quit” award, my workplace has won it 💫
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cratty @crattygus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
#poetry #sonnet Or an attempt at a sonnet, anywho. I've been in a pagan sort of place recently.
A Sonnet for Brigid
If the ages stone-tumble through tides of changing kings,
Then she is the rock upholding the old Irish sea,
And her name, in all it's forms — why, so prettily it rings,
in a Catholic church or a heathen's hymn, equally.

Dagda-child, mother, shepherd sweet, she knows well the meaning,
of change, and the winter, for the lambs, and its fathoms depth.
For some say, is was she, in her own loss, that birthed keening.
And yet in quiet rooms, her flame is still by new bards kept:

"I'll lay my barest skin upon your forge, to be undone,
If you'll hammer me, songfully, whole, whole, and whole again,
Render me comet-fire, meteoric rising, by the meter of your tongue,
And I'll dance my ashen grief into soft earth, and new fen."

Beloved as the land, older than the trees of Brittany,
Muse of poets, Saint Brigid, Bride, Brig, lady evergreen.
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