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The hog of the forsaken, he is the pork of crime.

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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 11h
Kinda want to recruit a class action ADA suit against every broadcaster/streamer/etc that uses automated transcription for closed captioning.
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 14h
Sasquatch 2010 First time ever taking molly The XX on the medium stage Massive Attack as the sun goes down behind main stage LCD Sound System when the drugs were truly peaking
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 15h
The great thing about @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social is you can be as pedantic as you want to joke replies and people will still like your pedantry because we’re all a bunch of nerds in there.
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 19h
Seriously if MGP had not gone out of her way to be the weirdest dem in congress she’d be coasting to re-election right now instead of down a point in a Dem +10 general ballot climate.
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m not gonna pretend I think Chuck Grassley actively participates in any Senate business at this point but the senator from Iowa throwing an Iowa-relevant lob for the senator from Minnesota to throw down like prime Kevin Garnett is very funny.
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Are we entirely sure Greg Brockman can read and write
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Local chain pizza mashup war unfolding in the PNW. I have to my knowledge never had Taco Time, a restaurant which itself has an inter-regional rift. If Pagliacci is involved tho the pizza is probably pretty good.
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Iggles, bb, smh. Smashing Pumpkins on the outro was nice tho.
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sam Roush you idiot, you absolute rube
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One of the most exciting thing in football is your opponent shanking a punt OB and getting to watch the ref on the sideline make a slow jog out to wherever the fuck they think the ball went out of bounds. Sometimes they just. keep. going. It’s like a Price Is Right game, it rules.
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This show is fun but it basically made me realize that every story about drug dealers, maybe The Wire excepted, is a story about people deeply shitty at their jobs.
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Gospel from The Gentlemen rules so hard. God help me I love a scouser.
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My 10-yo just now “I do kinda like the Saints cuz of the podcast” so congrats to @lronmexico.bsky.social @skookses.bsky.social and @ugarles.bsky.social on winning the hearts and minds of America’s youth
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fuck!!!!
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is the most minor thing but JSN gave up on the play and after Darnold whiffed, he may have been able to save the TD.
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jfc
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The “feeding shelter cats to coyotes” tweet but it’s running backs and the Seattle D-line
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Big whiff there, Spoon. Cmon man.
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jfc, how you gonna get a flag when the receiver is ducking his head
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Running your ass straight into Jarran Reed and Leonard Williams at the same time 😭😭😭. Just lay your body under the tire of a semi truck.
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
JSN drop? We might actually be cooked, chat.
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Truck man trucked him
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It didn’t land but that was really good from Sam there idc idc idc
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Rodney Thomas you have captured my heart
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Time for another Pookie TD
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Which of you 12s is committed enough to the bit to get a custom 88 jersey with POOKIE on the nameplate
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Exonerating *us*????
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m not mad. Don’t put it in the newspapers that I’m mad.
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
PJ Fleck you massive fucking dork please leave my state as fast as physically possible.
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Odds of winning don’t really change if they’d gone on 4th and missed it.
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We already knew we sucked but we can put a pin in this one. Fuck is it annoying to lose at home to PJ fuckin Fleck, especially as a school famously good at rowing.
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Huskies shouldn’t have settled for 3 if they’re not planning on getting a single stop all game.
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Do it to em, Vols
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Took an edible for the first time in a while and I think I’m cookin with gas
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Am I the only one who is surprised the dark web had such shallow infrastructure?
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Power is back, baybee, what is the football game to watch
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So Rat King has an entry on Wikipedia. That entry has an “In popular culture” subsection. And it never mentions 30 Rock even once. @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social can you fix this or
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My kindergartner just told me he heard Mountain Dew gives you a smaller penis. That is not the rumor about Mountain Dew when I was growing up but lmao how does this shit persist.
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@sickoscommittee.org plz refer to the research department: has a no.5 ranked team ever led an unranked team 5-0?
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ok I am fucking pissed off at this list. Breaking Bad isn’t even the best show in the Breaking Bad universe.
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Seasons have changed and so must the recipes. Shout out to @iansidevoice.bsky.social for this lasagna soup rec.
A bowl of lasagna soup that I didn’t let get super soupy dressed with ricotta, an olive oil drizzle, fresh basil, and black pepper.
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Getting verklempt about Michael Penix
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m not saying Drew Lock should start the remainder of the season but I am saying he should start this Sunday. Sam can be available, that’s fine. Wait til you see if you need him!
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh shit Syril Karn on Slow Horses??????
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Meatwad Ron: Summer of Ron @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gettin heart disease to own the cups
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Mangini In A Bottle @manginiinabottle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
<<<You have joined Hogwarts Magical Muggle Chat>>> Me: so like when Dobby gets dumped, does his partner just give him a sock, or <<<You have been banned from Hogwarts Magical Muggle Chat>>>
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The highlight of tonight’s M’s game was hockey player Matty Beniers throwing out the first pitch which was received by Canadian and hockey fan Josh Naylor. Beniers really whipped in a strike and Naylor caught, got a big ass grin on his face, shook his head a little, and said “WOW” to himself.
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is so affirming because truly whenever I think of WI and its surrounding areas I assume it is wall-to-wall ticks.
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There is some freak here at this Mariners game dressed like Astros-themed Randy Savage. I hate him.
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think if everyone pronounces Claude like the French do we could sink Anthropic in a couple months
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