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I go by Rob

@papashot.bsky.social
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The hog of the forsaken, he is the pork of crime.

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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 17m
Bunch of grad students shaking their heads muttering “at least I know why it looks so shitty”
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 1h
Has somebody already photoshopped Lawson Lucky’s face over ATJ’s on the Lucky promo poster?
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 1h
Uhhhh, looks like they recommend 4 races in particular if that’s a thing you actually do
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 2h
Schembechler, I assume
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 3h
Lmao
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 4h
Yeah this is where I found that name: www.faa.gov/drones/babiy...
faa.gov
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 4h
Man that’s almost certainly the guy. Looks like his brother Christon is involved in the business too.
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 4h
It’s a common enough name but scion Ned had three kids and one of them was named Paul so we *do* know it’s a family name.
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 5h
Telling my kids this was Liberty Bibberty
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 6h
My 10yo is singing a section of “Somewhere Only We Know” from an ad he just saw and now I know the melody for the Damon Albert Flimsy Steve meme
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 6h
Soooooooooooft roughing
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 6h
Schneider probably does, right? Just got pled down to a wet wreckless when he was a senior in college tho?
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 6h
Ok thinking about the questions to eliminate roughly half the field each time to narrow it down is kind of fun.
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 9h
The 2026 Seahawks are basically proving that with their RB depth 😭
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 9h
Can he play RB?
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 9h
Not if it saves Jedd Fisch’s job, it better not. Demond wasn’t out there fucking up on defense.
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 17h
Huge bag of space baguettes sounds like a lyric from Wiseguys on Mars
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 18h
Hey @corbinsmith.bsky.social @the-core.bsky.social @pdxpup.bsky.social check out this insane person going Top Gun under the Hawthorne
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 18h
Somebody else posted the plane is associated with the Skinner family in Seattle, and currently parked on Lake Washington. The Skinners were 20th century Seattle royalty and original co-owners of the Seahawks. Dying to know who was flying, now.
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 19h
Used to smoke spliffs from my apartment building’s back stairwell with a view to Earl’s and the 1-130am bloc was always primetime to watch some drunk or several get yeeted into the streets by their bouncers. Quality half-baked entertainment.
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 19h
Seattlites trying to FFW to Sunday
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 23h
Fire Jedd Fisch
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 23h
Fucking embarrassing
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 23h
Oh!!!! Teeth
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 23h
The Cabin In the Woods probably counts?
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Kickoff confirmed, lol
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Cool. Cool, cool, cool.
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Huh. Well they’re certainly not all created equal, and if you’re having them side by side with oysters they may have harvested that day that could certainly skew things, so the TL;DR is visit me in Oly and we’ll get some fresh out the water and reassess.
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Where’d you get em from???
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
NOLA charbroiled style is peak if we’re talking gulf oysters imo.
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is too many consecutive posts about oysters without mentioning the PNW. I’ve had those east coast oysters. I like em! Not bad at all. Y’all are being remiss however.
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Had a notion that she had sent me the recipe at some point but I couldn’t find it in my email. I did, however, find a @actioncookbook.com recipe making a cocktail meatballs-inspired bbq sauce for ribs incorporating grape jelly.
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My Iowan grandma made these, definitely. They’re good!
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Stayed in one my first visit there, completely unaware it was the YHF album cover until I saw it in sunlight the following day.
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Alright I knew that the NFL had restrictions on broadcasting that protected college and high school games, I just assumed it went both directions (it was naive of me to assume that I guess, but I knew there was some legal framework around this)
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I haven’t looked much outside of my side of the country but there are a bunch of meteorologists on here. Like, good, paper-writing, bona fide scientists. They will not be standing in slickers getting blasted with detritus while a hurricane makes landfall, but they’ll give a lot of info in advance!
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
lol non-zero chance the NFL would sue
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Does AI Zuck get a pair of legs or are they still working on cracking that nut
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What does he think about Robin Ventura getting his ass beat by Nolan Ryan???
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It was a great post, MW. Keep your head on a dang swivel out there.
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just got a back spasm reaching into my car to vacuum up a bunch of sun chips my kids spilled into a cup holder. Yeah I turn 40 in two weeks, why do you ask?
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Watch the Sopranos sometime and I swear they never even take a fork to their mouth. Just a lot of sawing at their food before making a huffy comment.
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
.55% is firmly in the “pants not guaranteed” bracket
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They still need to be in your approximately vicinity, generally!
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
61 y-o woman!
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ok .55% is not rookie numbers. That’s “how did you even locate your keys” numbers.
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is so commonly mis-remembered. They almost all said they’re voting for Hillary even if it wasn’t their preferred candidate; three holdouts said they would if they lived in a swing state. Billy Hailey replied only “voting is for squares”.
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🫂
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Great Salt Lake is getting dangerously low, we should examine ways to mitigate it. Tropical storms were not on the list of proposals.
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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“They’re interrupting my sword fighting”
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