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Ian @iansidevoice.bsky.social · 1h

The natives are restless…

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Respect to the smart people at Alabama who recognized that in Kalen Deboer, they hired the best available coach, but the polar opposite of Nick Saban in approach/roster construction. Year three and you’re seeing the benefits of their patience.

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I said it pregame and am ready to go on record: Keelon is the best quarterback in the country.

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I said it pregame and am ready to go on record: Keelon is the best quarterback in the country.

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Ian @iansidevoice.bsky.social · 5h

I’ve never been to Starkville. Do they have mics in the crowd to enhance the cowbells or is it this loud?

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Alright, let’s do this. Go Dawgs.

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Ian @iansidevoice.bsky.social · 17h

THEY ARE IN FG RANGE! Quit passing and running out of bounds!

Ian @iansidevoice.bsky.social · 18h

I’ve been preoccupied, but updating my preseason vibe predictions: TAMU Sucks: 🔥 Washington is good: 🖕 Oregon is good not great: 🔥 Penn State is Iowa State in the B1G: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🖕🔥🔥👀👀👀💊🤮😀🪓🖕🤦🪵😬🙌

Ian @iansidevoice.bsky.social · 20h

Thunderstruck was released in 1990. This is the equivalent of the Charlie Ward FSU team coming out to “Bye Bye Love” by the Everly Brothers.

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Ian @iansidevoice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Britain gets holidays right. Christmas decorations are already up. There’s no rules. Yall are robbing yourselves of joy. I start 10/25, but do you. “What about Halloween?” What about it? It should be celebrated from 3-7:30 on 10/31 by children aged 2-9. And sluts. But sluts deserve their own day.

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Game Of Thrones Go T

ALT: Game Of Thrones Go T

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Ian @iansidevoice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

static.klipy.com

Game Of Thrones Go T

ALT: Game Of Thrones Go T

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 01/10/2026

Wanna feel old? Jason Vorhees’ son is playing for Wazzu.

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Junior
HT/WT
5'11", 215 Ibs
KIRBY
VORHEES
AC Washington State Cougars • #9 . RB
BIRTHPLACE
Lutz, FL
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Ian @iansidevoice.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I walked by Florence Pugh eating in Beverly Hills yesterday. My 2 second analysis is that it didn’t look like a date, but he was 20-30 years older than her and may have been more attractive. I want you to stop and think about how hot a 50-60 yr old dude you have to be for me to write that.

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Ian @iansidevoice.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This is a subset of a subset of the greater horror and maybe Bluesky self selects away from shitty white institutions, but given the volume of UGA/Bama/Ole Miss folks in my timeline, some of yall are awfully quiet.

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Ian @iansidevoice.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

“Your autism won’t be a burden, but you may notice it in little nuances of your life” he remembers the doctor saying as he uses the dustbuster to clean the disposable pad of a Swiffer.

The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026

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“Upon reviewing the disciplinary action we took toward the seven Chi Phi brothers who allegedly gang-raped a student for over seven hours, we have concluded that the mandated two-page minimum on essays was woefully inadequate.” — Michael Kotlikoff, Cornell president

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Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future

ITHACA, NY—Acknowledging serious missteps in their handling of a 2024 campus sexual assault case, administrators at Cornell University vowed Tuesday that, going forward, rapists would be forced to wri...

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Ian @iansidevoice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I don’t do serious but we have to talk about the fraternity thing. Many of us were in them. Many of us enjoyed our four years of it. But I no longer see a place for the college fraternity. I don’t know anything similar to Cornell that I experienced, but I know 500 situations that could gone there.

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Ian @iansidevoice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If the playoff began today: 1. Texas 2. Notre Dame 3. Miami 4. Indiana 5. UGA v. 12. Boise 6. Ohio St v. 11. Ole Miss 7. Bama v. 10. BYU 8. Florida v. 9. LSU 6 SEC!!! 2 B1G Bubble: Utah, TTU, NDSU, Tennessee, Iowa, Oregon, Miss State Reality Scale: 61% Hipster Scale: 11%

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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026

Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back theonion.com/animal-facing-extincti…

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Ian @iansidevoice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Look, I’ll believe Julianne Hough is hanging out with gay dudes when I see it with my own eyes.

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USC is going to beat these guys by 40

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Jacob Manu is UW’s best player. He left in the first quarter. Fox has not noticed.

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FWIW— Playing “no easy way out” as the bumper music after that UW TD is the timeline equivalent of—after a TD by the 91 national title team—playing “Riders in the Sky” by Vaughn Monroe, the top hit of 1949.

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I wish I had that thing where I could just laugh about my team’s failures

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UW down two scores at home to Minnesota. This was always going to be the case.

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UW has earned it, but has no leeway from refs on personal fouls. That roughing call is also known as a “tackle.”

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OKAY. WHO IS READY FOR LATE NIGHT HUSKIES-GOPHERS?!?

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Dan Lanning consulting his penis for this fourth down call. Searching for the play that finally gets him a feature in Maxim Magazine.

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SC leaving him on the sidelines is a horrible look. Not required to leave the field but you gotta have more self-awareness than that.

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He should never be allowed to play college football again. That was horrendous.

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Nah, fuck that. I did this. You’re welcome world!

Ya these flags are on me. Sorry guys.

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I’m going to need Wisconsin to win this game, if only so we can stop pretending that Penn State is good.

How many QBs in the country would you take over Keelon Russell? No way there are three.

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