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panner.bsky.social @panner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Been one of thise days
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Mirror] @nintendoamericax.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Enjoy puzzle-solving and an epic story in Professor Layton and the New World of Steam, releasing Dec 10 on Nintendo Switch 2 and Nintendo Switch! #NintendoDirect
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Japanese pianist Keichan turns the Mario soundtrack into a live piano performance. [📹 Keichan_Piano] Original post
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Alex Selby-Boothroyd @alexselbyb.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Impossible to put into words how useless Gmail search is. No wait, these guys did it!
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panner.bsky.social @panner.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
England! Superb second half. Kane top notch first.
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Josiah Mortimer @josiahmortimer.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
This Reform leaflet from three Gateshead candidates looks like a timelapse of the same person
Leaflet of three candidates, white blokes with limited hair, all in glasses.

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**GATESHEAD IS BROKEN. VOTE REFORM UK TO FIX IT**

Introducing your Reform UK candidates for Low Fell

leaflet text:

**ATKINSON, John**
Reform UK

John has lived in Low Fell for 30+ years. His background is in civil engineering, policing, teaching and transport. He wants to bring back a sense of community, listen to residents' concerns and focus on local issues such as crime, roads and streets, and better services.

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**HENDERSON, Iain**
Reform UK

Iain has lived and worked in Gateshead all his life. Now retired, he wants to give something back to the borough. With a positive outlook, Iain is looking forward to making a real difference to the lives of the residents of Low Fell and to working closely with them.

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**MURRAY, Arthur**
Reform UK

Arthur has owned several businesses for many years. He has lived locally for 50 years and employs local staff, servicing the northeast and Scotland. His priorities are to see the ward and area prospering once again, caring for the old and infirm and maintaining our parks and open spaces.

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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 10/02/2026
new clown car meme just dropped
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LilGemGem @lilgemgem.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
This amused me greatly 😂 especially the fox painting 😂 Thank yoooo @cheekybudgie.bsky.social
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panner.bsky.social @panner.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
The US news is not good for One's Mental health
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 24/01/2026
"in most cases, these videos appear to have been filmed secretly - using Meta smart glasses." Argh for the love of god BAN. THE. PERVERT GLASSES.
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panner.bsky.social @panner.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Trying out new tableet per . Clearly it does not like my handwriting. 1 . .
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Miranda Keeling @mirandakeeling.com · 17/12/2025
Man answering his phone on the train: Yes? Correct, I’m not at work (pause) I’m not going to answer that because I am not at work today. No, you’re going to have to ask someone who is. Goodbye.
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panner.bsky.social @panner.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Reckon could add a ppt to UK GDP if we just stopped the sodding incessant ROADWORKS
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panner.bsky.social @panner.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
If Labour extends the freezing of tax thresholds on income another two years, tgey are absolutely toast come the next election
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
british fan chat
cartoon for the guardian by Stephen Collins - script as follows:

[Scene is a darkened LOFT. Amongst the boxes and junk are FOUR KNACKERED OLD FANS - three tower fans and one circular, with cracked grey plastic and buttons missing. One fan, TOWER FAN 1, is a bit taller than the others, and is addressing them]

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TOWER FAN 1:
Right lads, get ready.

2
TOWER FAN 1:
This is our time.

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TOWER FAN 1:
The time when we remember who we are, and why we’re here.

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TOWER FAN 1:
We are the four crap fans in a British person’s loft,

and we are here to make absolutely no difference whatsoever.

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TOWER FAN 1:
I know what you’re 
thinking, lads:

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TOWER FAN 1:
Surely this will be the year they finally replace us?

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TOWER FAN 1:
Our plastic’s gone all brown... I haven’t oscillated since 2018...

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TOWER FAN 1:
Dave here sounds like a spitfire and blows like a sad cat’s sigh… 

TOWER FAN 2:
Cheers mate

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TOWER FAN 1:
But no. These people are British, and every year, they forget the sun exists.

By the time they remember, 
new fans will cost *four million pounds* on Amazon.

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TOWER FAN 1:
So we’ll be back down there... shovelling thick air across the moaning faces of a species that cannot comprehend the concept of air conditioning, or even just closing the curtains when it’s hot out...

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TOWER FAN 1:
...while they incessantly bang on about normally hot countries which this country is now temporarily a bit hotter than.

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[The loft hatch opens and a person comes up the ladder]
PERSON:
APPARENTLY IT’S HOTTER THAN GREECE, LISA
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panner.bsky.social @panner.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Can we do more in UK to support working parents? Tax system really not helping.
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Maaike @maaikeverbruggen.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Damn, i missed national Sandstorm by Darude day yesterday in Finland (lots of radio stations, stores and other institutions played the song at 9.15 to celebrate its 25th birthday)
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panner.bsky.social @panner.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Gas down, Cardiff down. Not bad #coyr
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
I hate the clocks changing because it makes me feel stupid
1 [Nurse talking to camera]
This is usually our busiest time of year at the centre 

2 [Show a sign outside a medical institution reading:]

Centre for Adults Who Still Can’t Get Their Heads Round Daylight Savings

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NURSE:
We have a spike in admissions when BST starts

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CONFUSED PATIENT BEING LAID DOWN BY NURSES:
Is it forward or back?

NURSE:
Lie down love

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We often see the same patients ever year

PATIENT:
So it’s like… time travel?

DOCTOR:
No

6 Every year we try to explain BST to them in a fun and memorable way

[The patients are sat around a fun show, with people dressed in bunny suits jumping around a giant clock] 

BUNNY: And now I *spring forward*...

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[Bunny springs forward one hour on clock]

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PATIENT WATCHING SHOW:
I don’t get it

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The hardest patients are the Summer Time refusers

10 PATIENT [sat strapped to a chair as a doctor talks to him through a screen, through a tannoy]

PATIENT: But why is it better?

DOCTOR [talking through microphone]: 

Because it complicates things.

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PATIENT: 
How is that good?

DOCTOR: 
It makes you more tired.

12 

DOCTOR [to assistant]:
Fetch the cattle prod
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Adam Bell @adambell.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
It's been a long time since Private Eye's satire has made me audibly wince, but this is so to the point if it were a knife people would demand it be banned.
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panner.bsky.social @panner.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Happy New Year y'all
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panner.bsky.social @panner.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Does anyone else find at this time of year that car lights dazzle you constantly, walking around rush hour in particular? Reckon they're both higher and brighter than when i was a wee lad
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panner.bsky.social @panner.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Feel like i should post. There, done!
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panner.bsky.social @panner.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Hard to keep track of all this political turmoil
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panner.bsky.social @panner.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Drinking in middle age... just can't hack it any more
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panner.bsky.social @panner.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Paid my road tax the other day, and was told "my application was successful". Bruh i just paid you to drive, i didnt apply for the privelege
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panner.bsky.social @panner.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
Lots of worry about Trump, understandably. The one comfort is he's a lazy fucker so I doubt will get much done, being even older now
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Grodaeu @groda.eu · 06/11/2024
Turns out the elite isn't so out of touch after all. Their man won.
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James Bloodworth @jamesbloodworth.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
Hung out to dry by Labour because they don’t have six-figure a year passive income
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Meaghan Kall @kallmemeg.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Say what you like about vaping, it’s absolutely wild that it’s legal to place tobacco products with colourful packaging and names like “Cotton Candy” directly next to sweets clearly targeting young children.
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panner.bsky.social @panner.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
This whole Musk prize draw malarkey seems very suspect. Why is it allowed? I mean, what do US laws actually say on this?
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panner.bsky.social @panner.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Like this app, but don't really feel inclined to post myself.
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panner.bsky.social @panner.bsky.social · 13/10/2024
Read today in The Guardian that having children is financially ruinous. Yup.
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panner.bsky.social @panner.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
Absolutely pooped today
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panner.bsky.social @panner.bsky.social · 08/10/2024
This network feels so relaxed compared to Twitter. A breath of fresh air
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panner.bsky.social @panner.bsky.social · 06/10/2024
Giving this a go - fed up with Twitter
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