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Master of the Deck

@panmalazan.bsky.social
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Audiobooks. Multishipper. Fat. Queer. Trash. Smashing characters together like Barbies since 2003. Forever crying about Rand al'Thor. Anti-harassment. Accessibility and Disability rights. ♿ She/her. 30s and falling apart. FUCK AI.

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MuckRock @muckrock.com · 01/10/2026
Hi Bluesky! 👋🏾 I’m Lyneka, MuckRock’s new Audience and Community Lead. I’m excited to be here! Looking forward to helping to build an even stronger community around MuckRock’s work.
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
So, it’s the 57th anniversary of the first showing of Night of the Living Dead, in Pittsburgh, when a movie made for a little over $100,000 created (according to Jason Paul Collum, author of ‘Assault of the Killer B’s’) “a permanent shift in modern horror cinema”
Lobby card for Night of the Living Dead, featuring stills from the film, including screaming faces, arm biting, and marauding zombies generally. At the top, the tagline: THEY WON’T STAY DEAD!
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i can feel the spookiness in the air
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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Bad Samaritan @slackdzove.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hi there! Commissions are open I’d be delighted to work with your ideas and characters and bring them to life ❤️✨️ 📧skanavyarts@gmail.com
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Master of the Deck @panmalazan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
what's the Internet community for "people in their thirties who have never worked out but are starting to do it now and want to complain, describe things badly, and high five over really small accomplishments"
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Master of the Deck @panmalazan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
proud of myself for having not seen most of this because of my contrarian nature and enjoying stuff that has actual fan communities 😂 the American-ness and joylessness of this list is stupid. No Sherlock, no Supernatural, no Reacher. *blows raspberry*
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Pulsar @pulsarbird.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Every Millennial was given one of these
Sketch of a hand holding a business card. It has 10 slots labeled "once in a lifetime event". Seven of them are punched out. The center of the card reads: one free Armageddon with completed card
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
there’s so much beauty in the world it’s a shame that so many dickheads constantly try and distract us from that fact
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 20/09/2026
y’all don’t go looking for this but. one thing I really wish everyone would internalise is that we’re not gonna win against the puritans, or the fascists, or anyone else, by accepting any part of their premise as valid. they do not have legit concerns
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
[banging on table] FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK www.popsci.com/environment/...
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The Fat Bear Week 2026 bracket is here and chunkier than ever
Voting starts September 22 with a final winner crowned on September 29.
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Karina S. @chirunax.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Taking commissions for October, RTs are appreciated! 💜 If you are interested please contact me via e-mail: chirunax@gmail.com Full info: docs.google.com/document/d/1...
A painting of a woman dancing among the starsA portrait of a woman with dark skin and blue eyes, she is wearing a bright red suit, a big red hat and black gloves with ornate jewels.An elven man lying down with a broken sword in his hands and a woman hugging him.
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Buy Mass Effect The Board Game! @ithayla.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
you KICK miette?? belongs in the louvre sowing: hahahah fuck yes!! reaping :well this fucking sucks. what the fuck. i like pancakes. so you hate waffles? i am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me? - birds rights activist
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Master of the Deck @panmalazan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm sorry but if you're walking a really cute dog and your dog clearly wants to say hello to me it is very rude to just keep walking like you didn't even notice!! your dog is upset about it this, you need to think about them!
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
1/x On September 11, 2001 Coast Guard Lieutenant Michael Day, aboard the Sandy Hook pilot boat New York, keyed his radio: "All available boats. This is the United States Coast Guard. Anyone wanting to help with the evacuation of Lower Manhattan, report to Governors Island." #maritimehistory
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Baltic Takes (formerly badbaltictakes) @baltictakes.com · 09/09/2026
And now millions of people around the world have got to hear all this in what should have been a pretty dull regional forum heard by policy wonks. "Thank you,” Teodoro adds to the Chinese official, “and I hope you don't suffer in a gulag for it."
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
especially crucial on this day of jubilee to honor the early generations of Kirk/Spock shippers who built the entire infrastructure of modern fandom as we now know it — from fic and art to conventions and fanzines — only to have legions of male fans who followed later deny that women watch scifi 🙃
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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
about 60% of your atoms are hydrogen atoms, whose nuclei mostly originated in the Big Bang. Most of *you* predates Earth by about nine billion years. More than half of you is as old as the universe.
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Master of the Deck @panmalazan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
high quality steel surgical instruments can be reprocessed (cleaned, packaged, sterilized) almost indefinitely when properly cared for the oldest instrument at the hospital I work for that I've yet found is an auvard speculum that has been around since at least 1973
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
they’ll never take away our weird art, amen
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Master of the Deck @panmalazan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
entering year two of grad school send good vibes for the next three and a half months y'all
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 24/08/2026
Once again: anyone in the northeast, or willing to drive there - two bonded cats have lost their owner to cancer, and desperately need a new home. (If it matters to you in any way, I know and will wvouch for Shecky, he’s a real one 👇👇👇)
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 21/08/2026
And for a quick hit here’s one from my personal library of obscurely comforting TikToks.
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Bluesky is dying? It's an echo chamber? You are sad about this? Get a vibrator and go with God, I truly wish you a happy go fuck yourself.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Actress Hayden Panettiere has died, her representative confirms. She was 36 abcnews.com/US/hayden-pa...
A photo of Hayden Panettiere
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Krista D Ball is Canada's Spooky Potato @kristadb1.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I'm not going to tag Ursula in this (though she's welcome to reply) because my thread isn't going to be about the Astarion book or if BG3 is a "horny" game or any of that nonsense. Instead, this is about the online demands for the perfect rape victim in fiction. (thread)
Just chiming in on this. Astarion is very much loved by people bc of this trauma and SA survival. Reducing the audience to just horny poeple and its a horny game comes across as a bit disrespectful. Why did you make it smutty during a time when he was gtting SD'd like A LOT?

Ursula: the book also covers large chunks of his youth.

reply: while you ask us to give the book a chance, some current reviews raise concerns about asterion being out of character, esp the choice to give him intimate moments during a period when he's heavily affected by SA. I'd genuinely like to understand why.
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Chris and his farmily of forever farm friends @caenhillcc.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Happy Caturday with Marthur and Maple the kittens #farmily #kittens #caturday @carolineartist.bsky.social
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Master of the Deck @panmalazan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
i don't think I've ever scrolled through an entire thread with such joy before
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Master of the Deck @panmalazan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
it's fine. I'm fine.
A giant Jenga tower sits in the grass, balanced precariously many empty slots. The Jenga tower is "my emotional resilience".

A scared looking man is crouched next to the tower holding a bottle of beer, pulling out a brick near the bottom. The man is "dating in my thirties"
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Never too late to learn how to add ALT text to your images! It's a simple way to let people with visual or neurological impairments know that you care about making them feel included in the Bluesky community.
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Master of the Deck @panmalazan.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I have such a rant in me about US healthcare costs and why bills are insane and indecipherable I think I wrote like a fifteen skeet thread before I got myself under control and abandoned it 😂
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vasoula @frazzledfishnun.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
happy age gap august :)
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 31/07/2026
Happy Friday everyone, as promised, here is my personal theory on this. I think Redwall takes place in our world, after an apocalyptic event of the nuclear variety caused rapid but varied growth of all animals, including humans, leading to our extinction and their mental development. Okay? 🧵
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Hey Portland! Call to action for Chocolate, red-tailed hawk who will be released after window strike *into the same situation* at Daniels High School. Please email as appropriate to push for bird-strike proof windows. A screech owl recently smashed into them as well, plus dozens of smaller birds 1/3
As an Oregonian and fellow neighbor, Mel and I know that you know how valuable our wildlife is to our neighborhoods.  Our neighborhoods would not be the special place it is without our wildlife and the habitats they rely on.

Will you send a message today to support installing commercial Window Strike Bird Film on the windows at on McDaniel High School and other schools that are having this issue? McDaniel and the current windows on the school are the cause of hundreds of bird deaths each year. This will only worsen as the habitat shrinks for our wildlife. A simple solution of commercial Window Film will mitigate this issue.

Chocolate will hopefully be released soon and he will go right back to his home which is at the McDaniel High School. Next time we may not be able to save him from a Window Strike.

Now is our chance to do something about this, but we can’t do it without your help. Portland Public Schools/McDaniel High School need to hear from you on how much you care about Chocolate and all of the other wildlife today! 

Please use the information above and send your support for the Window Film to the following contacts:

    The new Principal at McDaniel High School is Ben Kates:
                                    bvanderlaankates@pps.net 

    McDaniel School Board Member: Virginia La Forte
                                    vlaforte@pps.net 

    schoolboard@pps.net

    publiccomment@pps.net
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Three queer hyperfixations in a trench coat @aniente.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
*standing up on the plane* And another thing - can somebody hand me the tuning fork, thank you. Troparion, Tone 4: "Thy nativity, O Theotokos" and I'm gonna preemptively tell the tenors to cool it - sopranos, you are already flat
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Álvaro Jiménez @alvarojimenez.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I've got the immense pleasure of painting this endpaper for Toll the Hounds, the eighth book from the Malazan Chronicles by Stiven Erikson!! Hope you like the endpaper and the book!! #stevenerikson #illustration #karsa #segullehthesecond #grimdark #dragon #alvarojimenez
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ado @adomania.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
hello everyone!! to my american followers, the red cross announced its second ever national blood crisis, especially of the O blood type. I'm going tomorrow to donate, and if you can donate I really urge you to, as your help can genuinely save lives!! www.redcross.org/about-us/new...
redcross.org
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Jan Falk (ThistleArts) @thistlearts.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I'm so horrified with news about Berlin. This is awful. Dear neighbours, my heart goes to you.
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Master of the Deck @panmalazan.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
between my background in education and my deep (probably adhd related) feelings on unfairness and inconsistent feedback metrics, I am absolutely not cut out for academia I can smell a bad educator a mile away. when that person docks me points for not doing something "right" when it's THEIR FAULT 🔥🔥
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Minneapolis! Pediatric trial of a new pneumococcal vaccine, control group receives the already-approved one.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
ACT LIKE A FUCKING ADULT
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Minnesota House DFL @mnhousedfl.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Rep. Aisha Gomez: “To look at people standing up against ICE and see ‘paid protesters’ says nothing about us and everything about you.” “That you cannot conceive of us loving our neighbors so much that we would actually do something for them.”
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Amnesty: the gender critical movement is fundamentally an anti-human rights movement Rowling: how dare you!!! don't you know how much money i have? Amnesty: Sorry. Im sorry. Im trying to remove it.
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Master of the Deck @panmalazan.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
one of my cats just sneezed so hard he woke up my other cat and he fell off the couch
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Master of the Deck @panmalazan.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
"Was it because I said hentai?" "No, it was because of my well buttered horn joke." #OverheardAtWoTCon #WoTCon
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Master of the Deck @panmalazan.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
so my sister and I grew up mostly without cable. we only had whatever VHS tapes had been purchased to watch, over and over. and for a period of about a year, we watched Mission Impossible II EVERY DAY when I tell you that I've still got that movie memorized twenty-six years later
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Master of the Deck @panmalazan.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
opened my phone to scroll in bed for a bit and saw the words "emerging anti-sunscreen movement" in that order I will be going back to sleep now
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Biff Clurton @dirkdammit.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
It’s infuriating how leftist feminists that I usually agree with toss away their morals for Taylor Swift. Like if you heard about any other billionaire shutting down an area of NYC during a big heatwave for her big dumb wedding then you would rightfully hate them. But because it’s her it’s fine???
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Master of the Deck @panmalazan.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
me, coming back from a break during which the fire alarm was set off somewhere in the hospital: guys the firefighters are right outside. one of them is really hot everybody in the department: *immediately stops working to run outside and see*
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
No more His Holiness Nice Pope indeed. Benedict and Francis tried the carrot. Leo is bringing the Chicago baseball bat of loving fraternal correction to the problem now.
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