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Master of the Deck

@panmalazan.bsky.social
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Audiobooks. Multishipper. Fat. Queer. Trash. Smashing characters together like Barbies since 2003. Forever crying about Rand al'Thor. Anti-harassment. Accessibility and Disability rights. ♿ She/her. 30s and falling apart. FUCK AI.

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Meade Krosby @meadekrosby.bsky.social · 22h
If you could use a pick-me-up, check out the Smithsonian’s live cheetah cub cam. The five-day old cubs are beyond adorable, and an important addition to the captive breeding program for this vulnerable species.
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Cheetah Cub Cam
The Cheetah Cub Cam streams live from the Smithsonian Conservation Biology Institute in Front Royal, Virginia.
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Master of the Deck @panmalazan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
me when I can't remember if I unplugged the dodgy coal burner in my kitchen and I've been watching haunted house movies: man the ghost must be looking out for me
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Master of the Deck @panmalazan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
fly, my pretties. fly!
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Master of the Deck @panmalazan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 02/10/2026
St Louis and Philadelphia's city councils just became the first to officially endorse the Starbucks Boycott. Starbucks is the biggest violator of US labor law in history, and it's time we ALL push back against corporate greed. ✊
8 city officials and Starbucks Workers United members smile and hold signs and banners saying "BOYCOTT STARBUCKS"7 city officials and Starbucks Workers United members pose with fists up inside the St Louis capital. They hold signs that say BOYCOTT STARBUCKS
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Master of the Deck @panmalazan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Spider-Man Pointing Meme: Hamily Seaham
Alt: Spider-Man Pointing Meme. Two spiderman cartoons dressed identically point at one another, each accusing the other of being the imposter
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Master of the Deck @panmalazan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you can have my stakes. I need to source the next weird documentary 😂
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Master of the Deck @panmalazan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I did rather enjoy how much of an unrepentant piece of shit he was. That said, I think I'm just not built for the kind of stress these shows induce. Too many stakes!!
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Master of the Deck @panmalazan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lmao I was trying to remember if I'd watched this show at all, and your comments made it all come rushing back 😂 I tapped out after season 1
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MuckRock @muckrock.com · 01/10/2026
Hi Bluesky! 👋🏾 I’m Lyneka, MuckRock’s new Audience and Community Lead. I’m excited to be here! Looking forward to helping to build an even stronger community around MuckRock’s work.
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
So, it’s the 57th anniversary of the first showing of Night of the Living Dead, in Pittsburgh, when a movie made for a little over $100,000 created (according to Jason Paul Collum, author of ‘Assault of the Killer B’s’) “a permanent shift in modern horror cinema”
Lobby card for Night of the Living Dead, featuring stills from the film, including screaming faces, arm biting, and marauding zombies generally. At the top, the tagline: THEY WON’T STAY DEAD!
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Master of the Deck @panmalazan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
every time I see them I wonder how you aren't immediately petting them. today I see that you do 😂
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i can feel the spookiness in the air
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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Master of the Deck @panmalazan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Consistency is so hard. I know myself too well. Scheduled time once a week 1:1 is getting me at least doing something and it keeps me accountable, but I know paying for it is going to hurt soon enough. Do the classes help when you can make them?
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Master of the Deck @panmalazan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I want to do swimming but my hair is a huge problem. Chlorine is the enemy of curls. I can't be brushing/washing my hair like that 😂 Something sporty like boxing or archery would be baller but WHO HAS THE TIME
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Master of the Deck @panmalazan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I 1000% believe it. My hips and back are letting me know that I should've been taking better care of them. What kind of stuff are you doing for building strength? I'm literally starting from zero and trying not to overwhelm myself. I'm only doing once a week right now so I don't burn out.
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Master of the Deck @panmalazan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The me of yesterday had arms that were not noodles. The me of today hit the absolute wall doing something with triceps 😂
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Master of the Deck @panmalazan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yes! I started having some orthopedic issues about a year ago and it was like... Well fuck, if i dont start building muscle now I'm never going to 😂 I got a trainer so that I can learn form and not hurt myself but I'm bad at everything lmao
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Master of the Deck @panmalazan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
what's the Internet community for "people in their thirties who have never worked out but are starting to do it now and want to complain, describe things badly, and high five over really small accomplishments"
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Master of the Deck @panmalazan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
proud of myself for having not seen most of this because of my contrarian nature and enjoying stuff that has actual fan communities 😂 the American-ness and joylessness of this list is stupid. No Sherlock, no Supernatural, no Reacher. *blows raspberry*
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Master of the Deck @panmalazan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lmao no
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Pulsar @pulsarbird.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Every Millennial was given one of these
Sketch of a hand holding a business card. It has 10 slots labeled "once in a lifetime event". Seven of them are punched out. The center of the card reads: one free Armageddon with completed card
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
there’s so much beauty in the world it’s a shame that so many dickheads constantly try and distract us from that fact
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Master of the Deck @panmalazan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
hey you can be the trend setter. hashtag optimism or something
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 20/09/2026
y’all don’t go looking for this but. one thing I really wish everyone would internalise is that we’re not gonna win against the puritans, or the fascists, or anyone else, by accepting any part of their premise as valid. they do not have legit concerns
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Master of the Deck @panmalazan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
you have described why Clint Barton is my favorite superhero
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
[banging on table] FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK www.popsci.com/environment/...
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The Fat Bear Week 2026 bracket is here and chunkier than ever
Voting starts September 22 with a final winner crowned on September 29.
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Master of the Deck @panmalazan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not for the purposes of ergonomics or anything, but if you're looking for something to like, just rot in while snuggling with a cat or watching movies, the chair-and-a-half + ottoman combination has been my happy place for a decade.
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Master of the Deck @panmalazan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"Fox News contributor" doing a lot of heavy lifting for this bush era villain
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Master of the Deck @panmalazan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I used my space heater for the first time last night and it felt like losing a game of chicken
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Karina S. @chirunax.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Taking commissions for October, RTs are appreciated! 💜 If you are interested please contact me via e-mail: chirunax@gmail.com Full info: docs.google.com/document/d/1...
A painting of a woman dancing among the starsA portrait of a woman with dark skin and blue eyes, she is wearing a bright red suit, a big red hat and black gloves with ornate jewels.An elven man lying down with a broken sword in his hands and a woman hugging him.
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Buy Mass Effect The Board Game! @ithayla.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
you KICK miette?? belongs in the louvre sowing: hahahah fuck yes!! reaping :well this fucking sucks. what the fuck. i like pancakes. so you hate waffles? i am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me? - birds rights activist
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Master of the Deck @panmalazan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Radiology is particularly at risk. Depending on how AI assistance is deployed, doctors could be deferring to inaccurate readings that they would have interpreted correctly without the AI. www.browndailyherald.com/article/2023...
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Brown researchers study effects of AI on radiologist performance
Brown researchers from Warren Alpert Medical School used a “sham AI” to study the effects of AI on radiologist performance.
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Master of the Deck @panmalazan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
AI affects the ability of clinicians to accurately read imaging on their own after just a few months of using AI assistance. The study is linked in the article. www.mdlinx.com/article/doct...
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Master of the Deck @panmalazan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
for legal reasons these posts are a joke
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Master of the Deck @panmalazan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
in other news, I respect people's boundaries and even cute dogs can be walked without stopping to pander to the attention of drunk strangers it does make me sad though culturally we even ask "can I pet your dog" so idk what the problem is sir, fix your face, your dog is chill
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Master of the Deck @panmalazan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm sorry but if you're walking a really cute dog and your dog clearly wants to say hello to me it is very rude to just keep walking like you didn't even notice!! your dog is upset about it this, you need to think about them!
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Master of the Deck @panmalazan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
GATE OF THE FERAL GODS NOTICED
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
1/x On September 11, 2001 Coast Guard Lieutenant Michael Day, aboard the Sandy Hook pilot boat New York, keyed his radio: "All available boats. This is the United States Coast Guard. Anyone wanting to help with the evacuation of Lower Manhattan, report to Governors Island." #maritimehistory
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Master of the Deck @panmalazan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
When I was teaching elementary school, they did teach about it as a unit in their social studies, but probably as an isolated event (I was a music teacher). I worked at a k-8 school, and uh. I recall walking past a wall with 9/11 children's artwork?? like, drawings of the towers on fire and shit.
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Master of the Deck @panmalazan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I've been reluctant to watch it because I listened to the audiobook last year and quite liked it. I might change my mind 😂
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Master of the Deck @panmalazan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
When I was a teacher my side gig was delivering with Shipt. Most of the time things were fine but some of the suggestions for substitutions were WILD. 😂 "I see the bagels the customer wants are out of stock. Go get the frozen english muffins."
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Baltic Takes (formerly badbaltictakes) @baltictakes.com · 09/09/2026
And now millions of people around the world have got to hear all this in what should have been a pretty dull regional forum heard by policy wonks. "Thank you,” Teodoro adds to the Chinese official, “and I hope you don't suffer in a gulag for it."
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
especially crucial on this day of jubilee to honor the early generations of Kirk/Spock shippers who built the entire infrastructure of modern fandom as we now know it — from fic and art to conventions and fanzines — only to have legions of male fans who followed later deny that women watch scifi 🙃
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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
about 60% of your atoms are hydrogen atoms, whose nuclei mostly originated in the Big Bang. Most of *you* predates Earth by about nine billion years. More than half of you is as old as the universe.
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Master of the Deck @panmalazan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
and my blood pressure was never the same 😂
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Master of the Deck @panmalazan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
high quality steel surgical instruments can be reprocessed (cleaned, packaged, sterilized) almost indefinitely when properly cared for the oldest instrument at the hospital I work for that I've yet found is an auvard speculum that has been around since at least 1973
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
they’ll never take away our weird art, amen
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