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Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 3h
Why is it that when somebody in the west goes "Hey what if we made cartoons but for adults" it comes out looking like complete ass
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Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
PANJA BOTTOM TEXT
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Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Offering free armour trimming, meet me just north of Edgeville to learn more
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Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Chat, I just saw someone on tiktok call a 5 year old song "an oldie but a goodie" I'm gonna lose it
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Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you remind me later I'll also tell you what my favorite and least favorite song on each album is
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Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every Patd album ranked because I don't know what else to do with my life 1. Death of a Bachelor (2016) 2. A Fever You Can't Sweat Out (2005) 3. Too Weird to Live, Too Rare to Die! (2013) 4. Vices & Virtues (2011) 5. Pretty. Odd. (2008) 6. Pray for the Wicked (2018) 7. Viva Las Vengeance (2022)
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Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No matter how good a magician you are you'll never pull a better trick than making Ed Sheeran's entire opening act disappear
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Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Advertising is innately evil, it is quite literally corporate propaganda There is no such thing as a good ad and I'm tired of people acting like I'm some kind of a killjoy for saying it "I usually hate ads but I had to stick around for this one" INCORRECT The right move was to click away
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Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don't respect British "people"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026
Barefoot Ed Sheeran Introduces Sock Puppets That Will Open For Him On Tour theonion.com/barefoot-ed-sheeran-in…
Barefoot Ed Sheeran Introduces Sock Puppets That Will Open For Him On Tour
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Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
By popular demand, 99¢ sloppy is back, yes, you heard that right, folks, 99¢ sloppy is back on the menu for a limited time only at participating locations, come get yourself some lovin today
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Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I refuse to watch Monty Python for two reasons 1) I feel like the jokes are funnier if I don't understand what they mean 2) A lot of the people who like Monty Python are really fucking annoying
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You asked, we listened. The Nintendo Switch 2 is available now for bisexuals as of today.
You asked, we listened. The Nintendo Switch 2 is available now for bisexuals as of today.
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Kirbz @kirbizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
vibecoding should mean you're wearing sunglasses and listening to vaporwave whilst you code ai took everything from us
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mcc @dryad.technology · 12/09/2026
Me IRL
Sonic the hedgehog lounging and saying "I want to play Symphony of the Night (1997) and I'm not kidding"
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Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My name is Panja and I am so fucking cool
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OrcGirlBoss @orc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gas high
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cherri 🍒🩷🍒 @cherri2.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just hung up the holy flag in my new appartment >:3
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Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Chop goblins to acquire credit score
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Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Update 4 months later I pretty much never wear it unless I'm specifically trying to track my running or something I do wear it but I would rather have a nicer watch most of the time than have that data, specially since it's just a black circle on my wrist most of the time
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Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Mods, crease his Js
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is why I hate the "vote blue no matter who" shit The blue guy is unwilling to stand up for anything Look at Cuomo, he straight up took the mask off when he realized he couldn't run blue They're snakes, borderline fascists, they have no spine
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Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you're willing to abandon some of your beliefs to win a vote then you're willing to abandon all of them You have no morals, you have no consistent ideology except that you're treating society as though it's a game of chess And on top of all that you're fucking losing
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Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trans women do get held in concentration camps, dumbass, it's called vcoding Remember kids, you fighting for your rights and insisting on solidarity? Kind of an asshole move, according to this guy Because you don't matter The ballot box is what matters
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's just a game to these people, they don't actually stand for anything they just think the goal is to get more votes than their opponent Dems would slide headfirst into fascism if they thought it'd win them votes, because it just doesn't matter
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Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Clock in tweak out
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Thinking about portal 2
GLaDOS is literally the funniest character ever. Her arc culminates in her saying "I hate you so much it's not even with the trouble of killing you, so just fucking LEAVE. And on your way out heres a full choir to sing 'Goodbye My Datling', an Aria I wrote in Italian about how I love you and want you to be safe, which mentions you by name. Don't read into it. Get the fuck out. And here, something to remember me by: a box with a heart on it. Leave." to a wonan who has literally never responded to anything she's ever said
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Pittsburgh graffiti @pghgraffiti.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Favorite liquor so far is Maker's Mark for absolutely no other reason than because I like the wax on the bottle
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Survives somehow
drawing of a puppy with the caption; "I have survived everything I thought I wouldn't and I'll survive this too"
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Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Historians will say "they was just homies"
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Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Interaction bait time Some of these are not questions I'm answering so like I dunno skill issue You're welcome to try though
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Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Relationship ended with the lucha, Luzon is my new best friend
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Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I have already injured myself fucking around with it
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Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ayo peep this shit
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Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
We need jungle I'm afraid
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Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Knives are incredible mainly because of the implicit understanding that nobody wins a knife fight It's like a low stakes, more personal nuclear bomb in that way, in that its defensive ability is mostly preemptive Like "Yes, if you do this, I WILL die, but so will you"
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Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The way white people say "asado" makes me wanna commit die
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Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I don't wanna go to work today The supervisor's fucking the manager and has too much power She expected too much from me yesterday and soured my mood enough that I don't even care that it's 9/11 today
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
a three panel comic

the first panel has a man who says “man i’m so hungry”

the second panel features the man’s back and a crudely drawn Samus Aran looking at him with a worried look in her eye

the third panel features a low resolution screenshot from the Metroid Ravenous trailer with the caption “how hungry…”
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Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I do not care about your emotional state
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Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Boutta order me a meatball sub ama
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Panja! @panja.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I don't use Aliexpress but how can I get rid of it when it gives me incredible notifications like this
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Shaggers @shaggers.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
That's just drunk you sending a gift to sober you
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