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L Van

@pandavan79.bsky.social
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Tinkerer, Maker, instrument player

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L Van @pandavan79.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#adulting #neurodiverse I was stressed and unenthusiastic about getting lab work done especially the fasting) but my inner 9-year-old is doing cartwheels over this lime green vet wrap (bandage)around my elbow
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L Van @pandavan79.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Amen, sister! 👇
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Medusa’s Wink @medusaswink.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’v e been thinking about this article all day. Sustainable permaculture seems like the kind of expertise we should be actively pursuing as a whole society, doesn’t it?
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L Van @pandavan79.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
😄😂🤣🤣🤣
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L Van @pandavan79.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That doesn't sound right 😉 (my inner critical voice)
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L Van @pandavan79.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Today's entry; yes, I know they're not technically googly eyes but these are a better size than the ones (googlies) I do have. My #googlyEyes budget is low these days @mikeachim.bsky.social @everywhereist.bsky.social
Magnetic eyes with green lids on trash can; step lever looks like mouth
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L Van @pandavan79.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Amen, sister/brother/sister/brethren I'm late to this party, but... bsky.app/profile/pand...
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Fergi Jo Lisa 🏳️‍🌈 👻💀🎃 @lolafaglana.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard. That bird's an asshole! 😂😂😂😂😂 Best with volume up.
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L Van @pandavan79.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Impressive! You're an inspiration I'm hoping we can get some momentum here, who's with me? (Yes, this is a rather sad example, but it was my first): bsky.app/profile/pand...
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L Van @pandavan79.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Glue sticks need googly eyes too 🤪
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L Van @pandavan79.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
(In the sense of not the brightest bulb...)
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L Van @pandavan79.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#googlyEyes
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L Van @pandavan79.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And you're thick
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L Van @pandavan79.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
😄😂🤣🤣🤣
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Norwegian death metal band Hvalross to release new album “Blood in the Water” this Friday. The first single, “Something Smells Fishy” is available to stream now on all major services.
“Sea Gangsters”
Photograph: Marek Jackowski/Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards 2026
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L Van @pandavan79.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
😄😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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L Van @pandavan79.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ummm- that's not a mini Xmas tree...
Gray tabby with white chest laying in mini Xmas tree box
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L Van @pandavan79.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This article everythingisamazing.substack.com/p/gulls-hate... inspired me: post pictures of your googly eyed household items, I'll start:
A Roomba with one googly eye, NKA Cyclops FKA Robbie
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Artologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 04/10/2026
We just want healthcare
New York Times for today 
Superpowers race to put nuclear reactor on the moon
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
punk’s not dead
“Angry Bird”
Photograph: Jan Wittmer/Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards 2026
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Libraries and parks are great because everywhere else costs $120 I swear to god
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L Van @pandavan79.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's a shame I have so many uses for these:
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L Van @pandavan79.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh my goodness-teefs! (Say)Acorns
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L Van @pandavan79.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
😱 Are the cables alright? Great pic 😄😂🤣
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L Van @pandavan79.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
(I've used them successfully), You don't have to download anything either
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L Van @pandavan79.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
😲 Try pirateship.com, they are legit and have a sense of humor
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L Van @pandavan79.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Be careful what you wish for... bsky.app/profile/snar...
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L Van @pandavan79.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fuckra VanFucknberg
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L Van @pandavan79.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😄😂🤣 (Also, when you are too impatient to search correctly, little rabbit holes await: www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/ama )
merriam-webster.com
Definition of AMA
a Japanese diver especially for pearls or food… See the full definition
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L Van @pandavan79.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😄😂🤣
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L Van @pandavan79.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah, it pisses me off when the timer goes off and I am in the flow. "Dammit, don't tell me to take a break, rant rant,..." (stomps off 30 minutes later to take a break, wanders around being magnetically attracted to shiny things, Really Dreaded Thing next on the list completely forgotten)
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L Van @pandavan79.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Adult self: I'll bet if you just lay here with your eyes open and count backward from 120 your eyes will close before you get to zero My inner teenager: Hunh, I'll show you 90 sec later: snoring loudly (Possibly only to wake up at 5 am because...???)
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L Van @pandavan79.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My inner teenager: Why do we have to go to bed now, I'm not tired Adult self: because then we won't be dragging ass tomorrow My inner teenager: OK, but I just need to check this one thing on the phone 1/2
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L Van @pandavan79.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Actual conversation this morning: bsky.app/profile/pand...
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L Van @pandavan79.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😄😂🤣 🤪 , right?
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L Van @pandavan79.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Spouse: Don't you want to come with me, you haven't been out of the house for weeks Me: You say that like it's a bad thing #introvert #meTime #neurodiverse
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L Van @pandavan79.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😄😂🤣 Laughing out loud(in a room) by myself
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L Van @pandavan79.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm laughing so hard at this one I may have to print it out and put it on the wall perhaps on a mixed media background...
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i detect no lies
bleobsdoodles on ig pic of a hedgie saying there be fuckery about 

http://linktr.ee/bleobsdoodles
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L Van @pandavan79.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And they got paid in acorns
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L Van @pandavan79.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh yeah, I just realized I read it as harmonica SOLD 🤪
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L Van @pandavan79.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good one! Couldn't tell what it was in the paws; but of course you can always take dramatic license
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L Van @pandavan79.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They grow like that in the pumpkin/yam patch, don't they?
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L Van @pandavan79.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
😄😂🤣 Was it your treemate's harmonica? Congratulations
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L Van @pandavan79.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh my word that's more like a weasel!😯 tree weasel
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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L Van @pandavan79.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yes, in the zoo the otters can tsle a nap😉
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L Van @pandavan79.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I call this the "too cute to move" pose
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L Van @pandavan79.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
:)) :)) :)) What about the big ball of slightly used aluminum foil?
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L Van @pandavan79.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
youtu.be/-1veABRKohk?...
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