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El Pandito

@pandasophist.bsky.social
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Staff sausage. I talk about Detroit too much. I hope that you have a nice day. And that we all don't die. But mostly the other thing.

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El Pandito @pandasophist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/10/2026
if you’ve never chased your friend around a yard cackling madly and spraying them with one of these things you haven’t truly lived
Super soaker 50 20th anniversary edition
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Haydon, frightfully @haydonmp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I did not expect the landing page to be a picture of a child face down (unsure if alive) on a frozen lake and a suggested prompt of “how can I invest in my child’s future”. This is higher level comedy than I am capable of on my own. This is incredible.
America.gov landing page showing a dead child and a chatbot prompt to figure out how to help them
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El Pandito @pandasophist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Everyone wants to hear something about the Middle East. My bet is he got some hapless moron in the oil industry to freeze diesel exports and he is going to flog that as if it is a good thing.
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El Pandito @pandasophist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Or, to put it another way: "Name a single decade in the last 300 years or so where Russia was not involved in expanding or fighting to maintain its empire"
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As a PMC, seeing Kat Abughazaleh aggressively pushing for discrimination scares me.
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OuterBoroPrincess @outerbororoyal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not a change of heart, a change in circumstance.
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El Pandito @pandasophist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is correct, but the underlying assumption is that Cenk did even a "cursory reading" of history and didn't just hear the name "The Young Turks" associated with revolutionaries and thought it sounded cool. Cenk is, to his very core, a barely literate moron. This is not an excuse, but still.
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Jeremy C-howl @jmchao.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
But what if being an insufferable pedantic scold is my method of coping?
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m not reading about Aella. There’s enough going on with national security. I don’t need to experience a voluntary psychotic break.
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He’s never beating the terminal O3 allegations lol
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El Pandito @pandasophist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Really feel like the Left gave a huge shit about Abdul during the primary, and have now moved on to the newest big thing (wherever they get to punch moderate dems next), and that feels kinda shitty. Because he very well might lose this race. MI needs some hair on fire help, and I see nothing.
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El Pandito @pandasophist.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It ain't much, and I don't have my people around me...but Shana Tova, y'all
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
pumpkin spice goat sacrifice
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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
See this is how you vastly oversimplify US history but for a good cause
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El Pandito @pandasophist.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Sickos Haha Yes
Alt: Sickos Haha Yes
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The correct Democratic position on every issue is “I will undo everything Donald Trump has done, I will destroy everything he has built, and I will impose consequences on him and everyone who helped him do it.” No negotiation. Rip it all down.
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El Pandito @pandasophist.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Book people are fucking weird about Dungeon Crawler Carl. "It is pandering to millenial nerds" No shit. It is not supposed to be some memoirists exploration of the themes of emotional openness through the lens of unhealed trauma. Just let shit be fun sometimes. People like Marvel movies too.
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Eric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
this has been a devastating week, but the one thing I keep coming back to is how the people we lost were empathetic, kind, creative, and generous and 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 wishes they were still here, that there were more like them the world will be eager to be rid of cruel men. but kind souls can never die
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El Pandito @pandasophist.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Has @mexic0la.bsky.social been made aware of this? I feel like someone should have told her by now.
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El Pandito @pandasophist.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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El Pandito @pandasophist.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Really wish people had listened back in the primary. This race did not have to be a tough uphill battle.
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El Pandito @pandasophist.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Fucking range day. The smell of CPL and gun powder just does NOT come off no matter how much you shower
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El Pandito @pandasophist.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Correct. A company should pay me money for my time - that is it. Everything else, all "benefits" should be provided by the government, for free.
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El Pandito @pandasophist.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
OK, but every week this headline comes out and every week his approval is exactly the same 34%-38% approve. Look, it is great that undecided people are making a choice, but wake me up when his core base of 33%-36% erodes.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 10/08/2026
The fifth loko
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El Pandito @pandasophist.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Suck our collective dick, New Yorker
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
ok but pulitzer for whoever got this shot, it’s so good
dog in blue vest with sunglasses in waves with surfboard
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El Pandito @pandasophist.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Hell yes, Detroit!
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
One time he used a whisk
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Keith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I support the winner of the Michigan Democratic primary as the future senator from Michigan.
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El Pandito @pandasophist.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Still insanely early, but I want to believe
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A Stenson-Childs @ajschilds.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I'm glad more people are coming around to it because Summer is obviously the worst season. I think most people think it's good only because that's when we had holidays as kids. Being hot sucks, there's nothing you can do at a certain point but wallow in your own sweat.
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El Pandito @pandasophist.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I am thinking of running for office on a platform of "Reverse the Louisiana Purchase". Losing Denver would suck, but basically an unmitigated good otherwise.
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El Pandito @pandasophist.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
This looks like actual hell
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Haydon, frightfully @haydonmp.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Discourse sucks so I’m gonna post pictures of my fattest beagle at the fattest stage of his fatness in this thread.
Butter the Beagle having some carcass time in the back yard sitting in the sun.
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El Pandito @pandasophist.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Look, if Abdul wins I'll vote for him. But what the left is seeming to pin their hopes on is vibes over substance, and a deep ignorance of Michigan as a whole. I have not heard a single case made by someone who knows the first thing about our state that convinces me he can win. Hope I am wrong.
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I align with Abdul more on policy but I really think many people on the left are underestimating how catastrophic it would be to the broader movement if there’s a blue wave in November but Abdul still loses, costing us control of the senate and allowing Trump to nominate more SCOTUS justices
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Micah @rincewind.run · 28/07/2026
one of the most frustrating things about what Rowling has turned into is how hard it is to explain to offline people that she’s not just another author who has turned out to have shitty views - her entire life and fortune is dedicated to destroying trans people
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jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
DINOSAURS ARE COOL TRANSPHOBIA IS NOT
This is a raptor design on a t shirt with the text, dinosaurs are cool transphobia is not 

Happy pride!
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Micah @rincewind.run · 28/07/2026
the median voter was designed in a lab to make me, personally, angry I will not be dissuaded from this view
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El Pandito @pandasophist.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The only hate crime is Summer itself. It is a 3-4 month long hate crime upon the world. A blight upon civilized and moral societies. Summer slapped your grandmother in the face once, and stole your dog's favorite toy.
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El Pandito @pandasophist.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
As a Jew I object to the "Christian" portion (it is what you get for living in a Christian country, they are gonna assume if you allow for any religious freedom you mean their religion), but other than that not terrible. The people of Rojava should be free.
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Mark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 24/07/2026
All my homies hate Andrew Johnson
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El Pandito @pandasophist.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Fasting for 25 hours is a lot harder when you are as addicted to caffeine as I am. That headache was brutal...
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El Pandito @pandasophist.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Yes, this.
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El Pandito @pandasophist.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Look, every time I see a tiny dog in public, I am gonna stop and sing the tiny dog song (which I made up). It goes "Tiny dog, tiiiny dog, it's a tiny dog, hey" Yes, my family hates that I do this, no I will not stop. Ossoff gets me.
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 16/07/2026
Me: someone really went off when they put some leche in cake and went...gimme dos mas leches The Husband: You know how sometimes, in sci-fi, a woman will have 3 boobs?
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El Pandito @pandasophist.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I would punch the fucking Pope to get my hands on this.
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El Pandito @pandasophist.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
So...apparently Canada is on fire again. I hadn't heard the news, Detroit just looks like fucking Silent Hill tonight so I guessed.
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