Reposted by El PanditoMicah @rincewind.run · 02/10/2026if you’ve never chased your friend around a yard cackling madly and spraying them with one of these things you haven’t truly lived 3688077
Reposted by El PanditoHaydon, frightfully @haydonmp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I did not expect the landing page to be a picture of a child face down (unsure if alive) on a frozen lake and a suggested prompt of “how can I invest in my child’s future”. This is higher level comedy than I am capable of on my own. This is incredible. 68533
El Pandito @pandasophist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Everyone wants to hear something about the Middle East. My bet is he got some hapless moron in the oil industry to freeze diesel exports and he is going to flog that as if it is a good thing. 010
El Pandito @pandasophist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Or, to put it another way: "Name a single decade in the last 300 years or so where Russia was not involved in expanding or fighting to maintain its empire" 030
Reposted by El Panditodisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026As a PMC, seeing Kat Abughazaleh aggressively pushing for discrimination scares me. 042
Reposted by El PanditoOuterBoroPrincess @outerbororoyal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Not a change of heart, a change in circumstance. 3196
El Pandito @pandasophist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This is correct, but the underlying assumption is that Cenk did even a "cursory reading" of history and didn't just hear the name "The Young Turks" associated with revolutionaries and thought it sounded cool. Cenk is, to his very core, a barely literate moron. This is not an excuse, but still. 020
Reposted by El PanditoJeremy C-howl @jmchao.bsky.social · 18/09/2026But what if being an insufferable pedantic scold is my method of coping? 83003
Reposted by El PanditoJames @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I’m not reading about Aella. There’s enough going on with national security. I don’t need to experience a voluntary psychotic break. 3169928
Reposted by El PanditoSecretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 15/09/2026He’s never beating the terminal O3 allegations lol 2440628
El Pandito @pandasophist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Really feel like the Left gave a huge shit about Abdul during the primary, and have now moved on to the newest big thing (wherever they get to punch moderate dems next), and that feels kinda shitty. Because he very well might lose this race. MI needs some hair on fire help, and I see nothing. 340
El Pandito @pandasophist.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It ain't much, and I don't have my people around me...but Shana Tova, y'all 000
Reposted by El PanditoRabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 09/09/2026pumpkin spice goat sacrifice 2406
Reposted by El PanditoMatthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 06/09/2026See this is how you vastly oversimplify US history but for a good cause 337545
El Pandito @pandasophist.bsky.social · 01/09/2026static.klipy.comSickos Haha YesAlt: Sickos Haha Yes 000
Reposted by El PanditoWill Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 01/09/2026The correct Democratic position on every issue is “I will undo everything Donald Trump has done, I will destroy everything he has built, and I will impose consequences on him and everyone who helped him do it.” No negotiation. Rip it all down. 331382297
El Pandito @pandasophist.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Book people are fucking weird about Dungeon Crawler Carl. "It is pandering to millenial nerds" No shit. It is not supposed to be some memoirists exploration of the themes of emotional openness through the lens of unhealed trauma. Just let shit be fun sometimes. People like Marvel movies too. 110
Reposted by El PanditoEric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 28/08/2026this has been a devastating week, but the one thing I keep coming back to is how the people we lost were empathetic, kind, creative, and generous and 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 wishes they were still here, that there were more like them the world will be eager to be rid of cruel men. but kind souls can never die 0247
El Pandito @pandasophist.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Has @mexic0la.bsky.social been made aware of this? I feel like someone should have told her by now. 120
El Pandito @pandasophist.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Really wish people had listened back in the primary. This race did not have to be a tough uphill battle. 210
El Pandito @pandasophist.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Fucking range day. The smell of CPL and gun powder just does NOT come off no matter how much you shower 010
El Pandito @pandasophist.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Correct. A company should pay me money for my time - that is it. Everything else, all "benefits" should be provided by the government, for free. 000
El Pandito @pandasophist.bsky.social · 12/08/2026OK, but every week this headline comes out and every week his approval is exactly the same 34%-38% approve. Look, it is great that undecided people are making a choice, but wake me up when his core base of 33%-36% erodes. 000
Reposted by El PanditoAnna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 06/08/2026ok but pulitzer for whoever got this shot, it’s so good 5459531067
Reposted by El PanditoDolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 05/08/2026One time he used a whisk 766712
Reposted by El PanditoKeith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I support the winner of the Michigan Democratic primary as the future senator from Michigan. 851837
Reposted by El PanditoA Stenson-Childs @ajschilds.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I'm glad more people are coming around to it because Summer is obviously the worst season. I think most people think it's good only because that's when we had holidays as kids. Being hot sucks, there's nothing you can do at a certain point but wallow in your own sweat. 8756
El Pandito @pandasophist.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I am thinking of running for office on a platform of "Reverse the Louisiana Purchase". Losing Denver would suck, but basically an unmitigated good otherwise. 200
Reposted by El PanditoHaydon, frightfully @haydonmp.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Discourse sucks so I’m gonna post pictures of my fattest beagle at the fattest stage of his fatness in this thread. 916610
El Pandito @pandasophist.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Look, if Abdul wins I'll vote for him. But what the left is seeming to pin their hopes on is vibes over substance, and a deep ignorance of Michigan as a whole. I have not heard a single case made by someone who knows the first thing about our state that convinces me he can win. Hope I am wrong. 000
Reposted by El PanditoSam @samd.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I align with Abdul more on policy but I really think many people on the left are underestimating how catastrophic it would be to the broader movement if there’s a blue wave in November but Abdul still loses, costing us control of the senate and allowing Trump to nominate more SCOTUS justices 4034655
Reposted by El PanditoMicah @rincewind.run · 28/07/2026one of the most frustrating things about what Rowling has turned into is how hard it is to explain to offline people that she’s not just another author who has turned out to have shitty views - her entire life and fortune is dedicated to destroying trans people 4661971555
Reposted by El Panditojordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 16/06/2026DINOSAURS ARE COOL TRANSPHOBIA IS NOT 232006666
Reposted by El PanditoMicah @rincewind.run · 28/07/2026the median voter was designed in a lab to make me, personally, angry I will not be dissuaded from this view 233115
El Pandito @pandasophist.bsky.social · 28/07/2026The only hate crime is Summer itself. It is a 3-4 month long hate crime upon the world. A blight upon civilized and moral societies. Summer slapped your grandmother in the face once, and stole your dog's favorite toy. 101
El Pandito @pandasophist.bsky.social · 26/07/2026As a Jew I object to the "Christian" portion (it is what you get for living in a Christian country, they are gonna assume if you allow for any religious freedom you mean their religion), but other than that not terrible. The people of Rojava should be free. 000
Reposted by El PanditoMark, Kitty Cuddler @vogonpoetry.live · 24/07/2026All my homies hate Andrew Johnson 0191
El Pandito @pandasophist.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Fasting for 25 hours is a lot harder when you are as addicted to caffeine as I am. That headache was brutal... 000
El Pandito @pandasophist.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Look, every time I see a tiny dog in public, I am gonna stop and sing the tiny dog song (which I made up). It goes "Tiny dog, tiiiny dog, it's a tiny dog, hey" Yes, my family hates that I do this, no I will not stop. Ossoff gets me. 020
Reposted by El PanditoBarred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 16/07/2026Me: someone really went off when they put some leche in cake and went...gimme dos mas leches The Husband: You know how sometimes, in sci-fi, a woman will have 3 boobs? 720915
El Pandito @pandasophist.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I would punch the fucking Pope to get my hands on this. 000
El Pandito @pandasophist.bsky.social · 16/07/2026So...apparently Canada is on fire again. I hadn't heard the news, Detroit just looks like fucking Silent Hill tonight so I guessed. 000