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Creator of The PandaChronicles, friend to bears, practitioner of panda satire, painter & printmaker, needle felting through the apocalypse, makes a mean pizza. Loyal 🫘listener #Leguminatti yourbrainonpandas.com pandachronicle.substack.com

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Philip Gourevitch @pgourevitch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every Dems’s dream stump speech
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Exactly 😤😡
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
JUST IN: Governor Hochul Names Letitia James as Special Prosecutor in Cornell Case. Gift link. 👇 www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/n...
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PandaChronicle ❌👑 @pandachronicle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Putting Pandas to Work Program
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PandaChronicle ❌👑 @pandachronicle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You can take the Pope out of Chicago, but you can’t take Chicago out of the Pope
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PandaChronicle ❌👑 @pandachronicle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is there a better week any where than Fat Bear Week? Multitudes await the week with (fish) bated breath. Which bear will emerge victorious? Will there be a dark horse that takes the lead? (Mikey: I thought this was just for bears. Josie: you are an idiot.) www.yourbrainonpandas.com/fat-bears-br...
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FAT BEARS BREAK THE INTERNET! - The Panda Chronicles
Frank and Mikey would like everyone to know that it wasn’t them that broke the internet. They weren’t any where near them, and besides, they don’t know what the internet looks like, or where they coul...
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 24/09/2026
"We should be able to make a good return on investment with speech, especially if it’s free to begin with. I bet a lot of people would pay good money to get some free speech. In fact, I like free speech so much, I’ve decided to charge for it." buff.ly/grNcahK
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I Like Free Speech So Much That I’ve Decided It’s Just Mine Now
“I like so many things about free speech. I like that my friends on TV can say they want to kill homeless people and then keep showing up for work like nothi...
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PandaChronicle ❌👑 @pandachronicle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Hey! We made this thing that...um...will probably figure out how to kill all of humanity in the next 10 years (or less!) Could you...um...maybe make some rules to keep from letting us continue to do this?"
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PandaChronicle ❌👑 @pandachronicle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is not the "personal failings of some unhappy individuals" This is a massive failure in leadership.
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PandaChronicle ❌👑 @pandachronicle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's Fat Bear Week and Frank and Mikey have just arrived at Brooks Falls to see who's fat and who's just wearing a fur coat with stuff in the pockets! www.yourbrainonpandas.com/its-fat-bear...
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IT'S FAT BEAR WEEK!!!!!YES!!!!RIGHT NOW!!!!!! - The Panda Chronicles
I’ve been busy trying to keep up with the bears at Brooks falls, so we sent Frank and Mikey up to Alaska to get the low down on the latest NooZ from the Falls! I would go on and on about the latest Cr...
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Blue Georgia @bluegeorgia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"The Mar-a-Lago Mafia." Jon Ossoff unloads on Trump family corruption: A $620 MILLION taxpayer-backed loan to Don Jr. "came directly from the White House."
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SPAM (from Daniel Gamboa) @danielgamboa820.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Trump Oh Canada @putawomanincharge.bsky.social @marniepeters.bsky.social @nycgriff.bsky.social @barskin.bsky.social @zippy37.bsky.social @vaforestdweller.bsky.social @docrodi.bsky.social @corpsepilot.bsky.social @mermaid1566.bsky.social
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Scott Dworkin @dworkin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🚨 Pete Hegseth is facing privileged impeachment articles for unconstitutional warfare. 7,445 letters have hit Capitol Hill. The regime is dodging a floor vote. Demand accountability: actionnetwork.org/letters/tell...
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Tell Congress: Impeach Pete Hegseth
Contact Congress today!
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 21/09/2026
Crush the arts (Kennedy Center), destroy the civil service (DOGE), control elections (gestures broadly), dismantle the press (gestures more broadly), decimate science (NIH), and demolish education (DeptEd). The authoritarian playbook.
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AltYellostoneNatPar @altyellonatpark.org · 21/09/2026
We cannot advocate for wildlife and science, without also advocating for science based policy. Politicians have sold our legacy, our few remaining pristine places for greed and short term gain. We turn it around now Or fade away into smoke and ruin In 43 days we vote
Mamma moose and her calf down by the river.
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Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Cat on the Moon. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...
Cat Astronaut is on the moon: "This place is awesome!"
Cat Astronaut starts digging: "Biggest litter box ever!"
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PandaChronicle ❌👑 @pandachronicle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day to all who celebrate. #TalkLikeAPirate
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Omar Wasow @owasow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
FBI devises Groucho Marx’s Guide to Dating
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ShannonB @shannonbuz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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'Human chain' forms around Kennedy Center with massive anti-Trump protest
Hundreds of protesters linked hands around the Kennedy Center on Friday night, days after its Trump-appointed board voted to close the building and as the president again tied his help saving it to ge...
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Adam Rifkin 🐼 @ifindkarma.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“When did pedophilia become a partisan issue? When did holding sexual abusers accountable become controversial? We have a moral obligation to continue to shine a spotlight on this abuse, on this pedophile ring, until every name is exposed—until every survivor gets the justice they deserve.” Talarico
James Talarico Speaks Out on Government Priorities meme from McGill media:

“I wish our government would go after pedophiles the way they go after brown men headed to work. I wish they would close billionaire tax loopholes like they're closing public schools across this nation. I wish they would fund our healthcare like they fund new forever wars in the Middle East.”

Thank you James!!

Meme found here: https://bsky.app/profile/joncooper-us.bsky.social/post/3mujzuxydyc23

James Talarico on America’s backwards priorities — Me too. SheShed: “I wish our government would go after pedophiles the way they go after brown men headed to work at 7 a.m.”
Watch: https://bsky.app/profile/andreadevon.sheshed.rocks/post/3munkg5hdv22r

Liam Tadeo was just deported by ICE. https://bsky.app/profile/jamestalarico.bsky.social/post/3mu35zuztn22d

Talarico on Republican name-calling: “These nicknames don’t lower the cost of groceries, gas, healthcare, or childcare. I think Texans are really fed up with this professional wrestling of politics.” https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mv6xde6pus2w

MSNOW aired the part of the Talarico interview that Fox isn’t showing:
REPORTER: …you said ‘there are 6 biological sexes.’ Do you still believe that?
TALARICO: I think the reason that politicians… across the street want to talk about 6 sexes is because they don’t want to talk about $6 diesel. https://bsky.app/profile/cwebbonline.com/post/3mv62brwzic2u

“When did pedophilia become a partisan issue? When did holding sexual abusers accountable become controversial? We have a moral obligation to continue to shine a spotlight on this abuse, on this pedophile ring, until every name is exposed—until every survivor gets the justice they deserve.”
James Talarico to Jimmy Kimmel

Here’s the YouTube interview with @jimmykimmel.com and @jamestalarico.bsky.social 
Watch it. Share it. Donate.
https://youtu.be/WLDE9LrGpNk?is=Q-Oivf6N12-e6tGB 
https://bsky.app/profile/muellershewrote.com/post/3mv7v7zdsus26
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 18/09/2026
Humaning.
A four-panel comic. In panel 1, a Northern Cardinal and American Goldfinch perch above a busy crowd in a city, looking down. The cardinal says "It's a nice day to go humaning." The goldfinch says "Just look at them. Majestic." In panel 2, a close-up of the two birds. The cardinal says "Nobody tells you that you'll reach a certain age and suddenly get into humaning. I hit 3 years old, and then bam."The birds are looking out over the crowd scene. In panel 3, the cardinal says "Their calls sound funny to us, but each one has a unique meaning." Below, people are saying various things: "I'm tired." "Where's my phone?" "I'd murder a burrito." In panel 4, the birds look down excitedly at a man walking by. The cardinal says "Wait, is that a guy who got dressed in the dark and put his shirt on inside out and backwards?" And the goldfinch exclaims, "Holy... that's a lifer!"
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Just Kevin @kevinleecaster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If I worked at a car dealership that sells EVs, I would have maps like this to show potential buyers. I wonder if something like this could also help to convince people to also install PV & batteries too.
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PandaChronicle ❌👑 @pandachronicle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If like The Wu Self™️ you don't have any paddles, maybe you will enjoy this fabulous Encore Presentation of Wu da Pirate! www.yourbrainonpandas.com/its-almost-i...
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It's Almost International Talk Like a Pirate Day! - The Panda Chronicles
Since I seem to be be on strike or something like that…unmotivated? tired? uninspired? I thought I’d take this opportunity to have a Delightful Encore Presentation™️ of everyone’s favorite bear (WU BE...
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PandaChronicle ❌👑 @pandachronicle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
With a top, one of these would be perfect for about 80% of my regular driving.
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
FACTS!
A clean, two-panel infographic meme in a flat, colorful style comparing things people won’t remember versus what they will, branded with “Otter News.”

Baked-in text exactly as shown:

Top panel heading:
Nobody Will Remember:

Legend with a four-segment pie chart:
• Orange: Your salary  
• Coral: How “busy” you were  
• Red: How many hours you worked  
• Teal: How many Gucci bags you owned  

Bottom panel heading:
People Will Remember:

Legend with an identical four-segment pie chart:
• Orange: How much you loved otters  
• Coral: The amount of otter facts you knew  
• Red: If you ever saw any otters  
• Teal: If you shared how cool otters are  

In the bottom right corner:  
In Otter News
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Michael Daly @michaeldaly64.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"I am but skin & bones..."
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Odd, that Republicans in Congress cruelly require work quotas from the poor, sick, and disabled to get federal money, while Republicans in Congress could never qualify for these quotas because of all the days they take off work, but still get FULL benefits from the federal government. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 16/09/2026
The man who won't let you have paid sick leave or health care returns to Congress after getting free health care and 90 days paid sick leave
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Senator Patty Murray @murray.senate.gov · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Republicans JUST blocked Democrats' bill that would have ENDED Trump's tariffs on Canada and his ability to keep starting these trade wars. This would have saved Americans THOUSANDS of dollars. But Republicans chose once again to put Trump's approval over the American people.
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PandaChronicle ❌👑 @pandachronicle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A happy memory during a Canadian panda sisterhood expotition:
A hotel room with a giant panda paper cutout that was delivered to our room after I jokingly requested the 6ft panda be sent to our room.
Thank you Canadian hotel employees who joyfully fulfilled my silly request. ❤️🇨🇦
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Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Today, I'm introducing a bill to BAN corporate takeovers of your doctor's office. Doctors should be able to care for their patients without greedy private equity investors getting in the way. Let's get this done.
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
HUGE: Elizabeth Warren, AOC, and other members of Congress have introduced a bill to push private equity out of healthcare. The Stop Corporate Takeovers of Physicians Act would make it illegal for private equity, insurance companies, and for-profit corporations to own or control medical practices.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You'd think the fact that the son of the President of the "party of family values" 2nd marriage is to the daughter of Epstein's banker and it was funded by a Rusisan oligarch involved in the mass kidnap of Ukrainian kids during a KGB agent's illegal war Would be bigger news..
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Kamala Harris @kamalaharris.com · 15/09/2026
Consider this your assignment for National Voter Registration Day. Head to IWillVote.com and check your voter registration status. Then send this to the group chat and make sure they check theirs, too. We all need to turn out this November and be too big to rig.
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PandaChronicle ❌👑 @pandachronicle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We have some topical 'toons from the archives to get you through the night. Read em' and weep (or laugh) (whatever) www.yourbrainonpandas.com/more-from-th...
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More from the archives! - The Panda Chronicles
I don’t know what’s with me these days. I haven’t been able to get much done in the way of new ‘toons. I’ll try to do better, but in the meantime, there is a LOT of stuff in the archives, and it’s alm...
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PandaChronicle ❌👑 @pandachronicle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
SQUEEEEEEEEE! I’ll take the whole set!
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PandaChronicle ❌👑 @pandachronicle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
🧵🔥🎯
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He was never a visionary. He was never a leader. He was just a slithering, backroom dealmaker with the charisma of a tax audit and the moral compass of a used car salesman running a Ponzi scheme. Yet, somehow, against all odds, this political crypt keeper became the most powerful man
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 13/09/2026
Live NOW! This is so funny, you guys. www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6Hj...
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
a Sunday reminder for Washingtonians out there Washington is the only state where a MAJORITY of the state Supreme Court is on the ballot, all at once a very rare situation no party label on the ballot but candidates are still aligned with parties! important to learn: boltsmag.org/your-state-b...
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Indeed, it's far worse than that... Trump is running up a tab of many millions in taxpayer funds for purposes of promoting his own golf course. And the proper word for that is *corrupt.*
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
THIS 👇 HERE TOO......
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Roy Cooper @roycoopernc.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Early voting starts in 43 days. Students, register to vote by October 9 to make sure your voice is heard at the polls. iwillvote.com
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I Will Vote
Be a voter. Find everything you need to vote in your state’s next election.
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Michele Hornish @hornish.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This admin blocked $25 million that had been allocated for 130 national parks projects - like tending sled dogs and protecting prehistoric burial mounds. It spent $21.1 million in no-bid contracts on a reflecting pool and gold leafing two bronze statues. Priorities.
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Rep. Lloyd Doggett @doggett.house.gov · 11/09/2026
Texans have less than one month left to register to vote in this year’s vital election. With affordability, our democracy, and so many urgent matters on the ballot, ensure your voice is heard by registering today and urging others to do so by October 5. www.votetexas.gov/register-to-...
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Register to Vote in Texas | VoteTexas.gov
Learn how to register to vote in Texas with easy-to-follow steps. Get all the details you need to ensure you're ready for the next election.
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11th Hour with Ali Velshi @11thhourmsnow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“It’s great that this man is able to serve as president on an outpatient basis.” John Fugelsang and Charlie Dent join Ali Velshi to discuss whatever it is that just happened on Night 2 of the GOP’s midterm convention “Trumpapalooza.”
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I am tired of people saying we can’t win in front of the Supreme Court. I’m annoyed by those who say my firm is too partisan to be effective. Today we won a huge redistricting fight before SCOTUS and a ballot access case before the Nebraska Supreme Court. The lesson: When we fight we win.
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PandaChronicle ❌👑 @pandachronicle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Boopie and the Pandas remains one of my all time favorite panda stories. It came before Pinky and Mr. Wu and the Meihems were on the scene, so it was all Bob and the Panda Kindergarten all the time. Oh, and of course, Mehitabel. Panda satire at it's finest! www.yourbrainonpandas.com/time-for-one...
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Time for one of my favorite stories: Boopie and the Pandas - The Panda Chronicles
This week’s special Encore Presentation is one of my earliest stories, and still one of my favorites! Get your popcorn and hot cocoa and get ready to enjoy Boopie and the Pandas. (And yes, I had one o...
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Elon Musk is bankrolling an ad campaign to get you to check your voter registration through an innocent-sounding website. But his real goal is to collect and sell your personal data to advertising companies, Big Tech, and other Republican PACs.
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The hidden dangers of Musk’s votesafe.org
The slick voter registration website, currently being promoted to millions of people, is a digital surveillance machine.
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