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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

My pitch may not be unhinged enough for #unhingedpit. Headed to #AgentsAndEditors conference in Austin tomorrow to try in person.

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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

He's my price. You want me to work for the Russian mafia, then no killing the sexy little guy sent to rescue me. I’m five eight. And I’m a werewolf. Chas sighed and rolled his eyes. Yes, yes, you’re awesome. I’m impressed. Now, hush. #unhingedpit #PR #MM

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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

You’re really not here to seduce me? Nope Who are you, then? And why are you naked? I’m Captain Marc Ulfson with the US Air Force. I’m here to rescue you Aren’t you a little short for a storm trooper? Aren’t you a little tall for a space princess? #UnhingedPit #R #F #LGBT #Q

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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

My spouse - gets binoculars we use to look at wildlife, looks out window: Huh. That's odd. Me: What? Spouse: Two black birds stuck together. Me: Having sex, maybe? Spouse - puts binoculars down - "Nevermind, it was just a couple of vel-crows. Me <Facepalm> Why do I keep falling for this stuff?

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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Me: you know the nineties and the eighties. I heard someone call 2001-2009 the oughties. My husband: 2010? Me: that’s the teens I guess. My husband: so we’re back in the roaring twenties again. Me: not really roaring though. My husband: This is the flailing twenties.

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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Sigh. One year ago, I rushed to emergency vet because my Pom puppy got bit by a copperhead. This year, his little brother got bit. Took him to same vet.

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Celeborn: Tell me, where is Gandalf? For I much desire to speak with him. I no longer see him on Slack. Galadriel: Gandalf the Grey did not log on today. His status has fallen into shadow. Legolas: He was laid off by the Balrog of Morgoth. Our roadmap needlessly prioritized a Moria-first strategy.

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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Both my fluffballs looking regal and adorable. They're all grown up now.

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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

My husband posted this, with this caption: The cute cannot be denied.

Adorable black pomeranian looking up at camera with nose resting on brown couch cover.

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Bona Books 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🤘🏼 @bonabooks.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

If you need MOAR queer SFF short fiction while we finish WRATH MONTH you should definitely check this project out! 💙🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️💅✨️ Its live now on Kickstarter!

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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Everybody missed me. Two consecutive conferences is a lot. My husband is sitting snuggled up next to me taking the picture.

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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

I love making archery supplies. I quiver with joy. ;-)

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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Great new acronym from @juansequeda at @DataDayTexas GOFAI. Good Old-Fashioned #AI. Basically it means everything we called AI before #LLMs Aka ok school rules-based AI plus #ML.

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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

The CID scientist, the unfairly handsome Fae prince, & the machine gun-toting fairy all say Liliana killed 6 soldiers. Now, she has find the real killers, fight giant spiders ... and maybe even socialize! books2read.com/LilianaPreci... #BookSky 📚💙🪐📚💙🌃 📚😂

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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

SoftMaker Textmaker is so much like word, I can use it immediately. No learning curve. Looks like Microsoft has one fewer customers.

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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

I've been a @microsoft.com Word power user for 30 yrs. Today, I'm cancelling my subscription. No matter if you hit the SAVE icon, MS Word does not save your doc until you close it, doesn't even save history unless you're on OneDrive. I lost 3000 words, the last 2 chapters of my novel draft.

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 25/11/2025

You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before

POND RULES:

No swimming, jumping or gallivanting.
Do not disturb the pond witch.
No fishing with dynamite.
Sacrifices to water gods on alternate Wednesdays only - NO EXCEPTIONS!
Taunt the crows at your own risk.
If a hand comes out of the water to beckon you, turn and walk away.
Do not feed the weretrout.
Is the water burning with cold unholy fire? Report it to the ranger!
They’re not ducks. Run.
Have fun!

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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Wait, seriously. Alexei thinks you’re a werewolf? Marc looked back at Chas, pain in his eyes, like he expected Chas to turn on him. He'd seen Marc fight like a superhero and a glimpse of fangs. "That’s why you were naked!” I’m not going to eat you. I should be so lucky. #questpit #W #PR #MM

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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

"He's my price. You want me to work for you, then no killing the sexy little guy sent to rescue me." “I’m five eight,” Marc said, “And I’m a werewolf.” Chas sighed and rolled his eyes. “Yes, yes, you’re awesome. I’m impressed. Now, hush.” #questpit #W #PR #MM

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Not a wizard @notawizrd.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Mallory thinks she's finally discovered why people have tried to kill her since she was three--a prophecy that predicts a Harbinger that has the power to bring down the empire, and a chosen one who is the only one with the power to stop it. Just one problem...she's the Harbinger. #F #WIP #Questpit

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Katie Bailey @katiebaileybook.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER x SCOOBY-DOO, complete with: Ghosts Misfit ensemble cast Hidden pasts Urban legends brought to (after)life Slow-burn oppsits attract Unhinged spirits Rapidfire banter Missing people Human experiments Humor, heartache,& horror #questpit #a #h #q #uf #spec #paranorma

Group of freelance ghost hunters run on, labeled as “socially awkward,” “not really satan,” “nosy,” “absolutely batshit,” “anger issues,” and “the boss (allegedly).”

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Not a wizard @notawizrd.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Sef is tasked by the local royal family to use his magic to find their missing prince. There's just one problem: Sef doesn't actually *have* any magic, and if anyone discovers he's a fraud, he'll be executed. This is fine. #Questpit #Q #F #A

A moodboard with the following pictures: the blue and beige ceiling of a Mosque, the silhouette of two people walking with a yellow sky, a tree rising from a forest in front of a mountain, a blue flame, and a golden horse, with the words "Two frauds don't make a right."

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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

You’re really not here to seduce me? Nope. Who are you, then? And why are you naked? I’m Captain Marc Ulfson with the US Air Force. I’m here to rescue you. Aren’t you a little short for a storm trooper? Aren’t you a little tall for a space princess? #questpit #W #PR #MM

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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

#questpit #W #PR #MM Pack survival depends on werewolf Marc rescuing a kidnapped civilian from the Russian mafia. Joyously gay surf champion Chas is not what Marc expected of a brilliant data scientist. And it would help a lot if Chas would stop calling him Sweetcheeks.

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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

I missed this when it came out. This is AWESOME!! Wish it was every state in the union, but this is a great start.

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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

I've been doing stuff with SavvyAuthors for years, but they're struggling lately. They've got a November drafting goal class with daily word counts, aka a nano substitute class. I'm in, but their numbers are light. Anyone want to join a Nov drafting group? savvyauthors.com/community/cl...

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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

Some puppies take relaxation to a whole new level.

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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

I totally forgot to add any tags to that last post. Sigh.

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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Liliana sees the future, but who wonders if a werewolf will accuse you of murder today? The CID scientist, the handsome Fae prince, & the machine gun-toting fairy all say Liliana did it. She has to find the real killers & fight giant spiders. Maybe even socialize!

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Kurt Busiek @kurtbusiek.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Happy Yum Kippuh, everyone. Atone like motherfuckers!

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Marina Lostetter @marinalostetter.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

There's a wide range of wonky ghosts to choose from on the cheap! Discounts get deeper the more you put in your grab-bag.

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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

I put a soft blanket on floor for my pups. Folded big enough for both. My tiny Tank doubled the thickness so it was softer for him and left his brother sleeping on the floor.

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Megan S. @allgreek2me.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

If you, like me, need a book to disappear into today, may I recommend this one by @paigeewing.bsky.social? It is on sale for 99 cents (I think for the rest of the month) and it is one of my very favorite fantasy series. (and I read a LOT). (No, like REALLY a lot!) www.amazon.com/Precise-Oath...

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Precise Oaths: a fae paranormal romance (Liliana and the Fae of Fayetteville Book 1)

Amazon.com: Precise Oaths: a fae paranormal romance (Liliana and the Fae of Fayetteville Book 1) eBook : Ewing, Paige E.: Kindle Store

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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

My husband had morning wood ... delivered. So, he can build a nice front deck on our house. ... I like big decks. I cannot lie.

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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

I swear I only planted ONE zucchini plant this year. But any time I forget to check on it for a few days, this happens. I’m freaking drowning in zucchini.

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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Do electricians listen to AC-DC or something more current?

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Dad jokes @dadjokes.skybot.club · 31/07/2025

Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet. We're a cover band.

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