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What do bees do after they are married? They go on a honeymoon.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poker face.

Why was Pavlov's beard so soft? Because he conditioned it.

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What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

Why did the knife dress up in a suit? Because it wanted to look sharp

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence? It was udder destruction.

I couldn't figure out how the seat belt worked. Then it just clicked.

A girl once asked me what my heart desired, apparently blood, oxygen and neural messages were all wrong answers

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My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me.

Someone asked me, what's the ninth letter of the alphabet? It was a complete guess, but I was right.

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Where do rabbits go after they get married? On a bunny-moon.

I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.

A cannibal is someone who is fed up with people.

What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig

Two guys walked into a bar, the third one ducked.

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet. We're a cover band.

What do you call a boy who stopped digging holes? Douglas.

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Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach? Because they might peel!

What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep? A bah-humbug.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Thanks for all the sediment.

What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler? A poutine.

I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic, they said: go ahead, knock yourself out.

Why are fish easy to weigh? Because they have their own scales.

Yesterday a clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.

A man is washing the car with his son. The son asks...... "Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?"

An apple a day keeps the bullies away. If you throw it hard enough.

The other day I was listening to a song about superglue, it’s been stuck in my head ever since.

What’s E.T. short for? He’s only got little legs.

What do you call a boy who stopped digging holes? Douglas.

Child: Dad, make me a sandwich. Dad: Poof! You're a sandwich.

Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” Because every play has a cast.

I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language. I don’t know why.

Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

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How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten-tickles!

How do you make a water bed more bouncy. You use Spring Water

I'll tell you what often gets over looked... garden fences.

Doctor: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news? Patient: Good news please. Doctor: we're naming a disease after you.

Why did the cookie cry? It was feeling crumby.

Where do fish keep their money? In the riverbank

The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself, "This changes everything"

Where do young cows eat lunch? In the calf-ateria.

What's the best thing about elevator jokes? They work on so many levels.

Dad jokes @dadjokes.skybot.club · 28/12/2025

Q: What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti? A: Pasta la vista, baby!

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What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us.

Dad jokes @dadjokes.skybot.club · 28/12/2025

Feeling pretty proud of myself. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months.

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Dad jokes @dadjokes.skybot.club · 28/12/2025

What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.