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Paige E. Ewing

@paigeewing.bsky.social
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Alis volat propriis. SFF & romance writer. Author of Precise Oaths - Liliana and the Fae of Fayetteville series. Throws axes, flings arrows for fun.

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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
My pitch may not be unhinged enough for #unhingedpit. Headed to #AgentsAndEditors conference in Austin tomorrow to try in person.
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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
He's my price. You want me to work for the Russian mafia, then no killing the sexy little guy sent to rescue me. I’m five eight. And I’m a werewolf. Chas sighed and rolled his eyes. Yes, yes, you’re awesome. I’m impressed. Now, hush. #unhingedpit #PR #MM
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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You’re really not here to seduce me? Nope Who are you, then? And why are you naked? I’m Captain Marc Ulfson with the US Air Force. I’m here to rescue you Aren’t you a little short for a storm trooper? Aren’t you a little tall for a space princess? #UnhingedPit #R #F #LGBT #Q
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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
He's my price. You want me to work for the Russian mafia, then no killing the sexy little guy sent to rescue me. I’m five eight. And I’m a werewolf. Chas sighed and rolled his eyes. Yes, yes, you’re awesome. I’m impressed. Now, hush. #unhingedpit #PR #MM
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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
You’re really not here to seduce me? Nope Who are you, then? And why are you naked? I’m Captain Marc Ulfson with the US Air Force. I’m here to rescue you Aren’t you a little short for a storm trooper? Aren’t you a little tall for a space princess? #UnhingedPit #R #F #LGBT #Q
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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
My spouse - gets binoculars we use to look at wildlife, looks out window: Huh. That's odd. Me: What? Spouse: Two black birds stuck together. Me: Having sex, maybe? Spouse - puts binoculars down - "Nevermind, it was just a couple of vel-crows. Me <Facepalm> Why do I keep falling for this stuff?
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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Loved your Big Idea post. Bought your book. And btw, your pic is very pretty. ;-)
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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
One of my pet peeves with a lot of romance books is the "alpha male" obnoxious toxic jerk MMC that I wouldn't want to spend 2 minutes in an elevator with, but somehow I'm supposed to fall in love with him.
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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
If you're a fan of urban fantasy and slow-burn paranormal romance books, check out this giveaway! As Liliana would say, "If you can't sign down, then why do you have to sign up?" ;-) If you'd like a free copy of Precise Oaths, sign up here: www.bargainbooksy.com/fantasy-para...
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Fantasy & Paranormal eBook and Kindle Giveaway – June 1st 2026 - Bargain Booksy
Deals on Bestselling eBooks
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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Me: you know the nineties and the eighties. I heard someone call 2001-2009 the oughties. My husband: 2010? Me: that’s the teens I guess. My husband: so we’re back in the roaring twenties again. Me: not really roaring though. My husband: This is the flailing twenties.
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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Sigh. One year ago, I rushed to emergency vet because my Pom puppy got bit by a copperhead. This year, his little brother got bit. Took him to same vet.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Celeborn: Tell me, where is Gandalf? For I much desire to speak with him. I no longer see him on Slack. Galadriel: Gandalf the Grey did not log on today. His status has fallen into shadow. Legolas: He was laid off by the Balrog of Morgoth. Our roadmap needlessly prioritized a Moria-first strategy.
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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
And should never be connected to the corporate network.
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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Gandalf has rejoined the team as a contractor! Rejoice! For payroll reasons (and because he is now making more than anyone else on the team) he must now be called Gandalf the White.
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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Both my fluffballs looking regal and adorable. They're all grown up now.
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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
My husband posted this, with this caption: The cute cannot be denied.
Adorable black pomeranian looking up at camera with nose resting on brown couch cover.
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Bona Books 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🤘🏼 @bonabooks.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
If you need MOAR queer SFF short fiction while we finish WRATH MONTH you should definitely check this project out! 💙🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️💅✨️ Its live now on Kickstarter!
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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
The Liliana books are cozy-adjacent or cozy plus action. She’d rather drink tea and read a good book than fight giant monsters to save her new best friend from getting eaten.
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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Everybody missed me. Two consecutive conferences is a lot. My husband is sitting snuggled up next to me taking the picture.
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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I love making archery supplies. I quiver with joy. ;-)
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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Good night
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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Great new acronym from @juansequeda at @DataDayTexas GOFAI. Good Old-Fashioned #AI. Basically it means everything we called AI before #LLMs Aka ok school rules-based AI plus #ML.
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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I think I'm going to jump in on the first page contest for both @writingdaywksp.bsky.social #Romantasy and Adult #SFF. Different books, of course. Deadline is Jan 31 if anyone else wants to jump in. Info is here: www.writingdayworkshops.com/blog/categor...
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Category: Fantasy Agents
FREE CONTEST FOR WRITERS! First Page Contest #6 of this year is for writers of  Adult Science Fiction & Fantasy .  If you write in this age category, keep reading and submit your work!  This free...
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Mallika Kamat (she/her) @mallikakamat.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
New FREE contest for writers of Adult Science Fiction & Fantasy — tinyurl.com/wdwcontest6 — Judged by Agent Lydia Caudill of Andrea Hurst Literary Management, via @writingdayworkshops. Winners get an agent critique of their work. @writingdaywksp.bsky.social
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First Page Contest #6: Adult Science Fiction & Fantasy -- Judged by Agent Lydia Caudill of Andrea Hurst Literary
FREE CONTEST FOR WRITERS! First Page Contest #6 of this year is for writers of  Adult Science Fiction & Fantasy .  If you write in this age category, keep reading and submit your work!  This free...
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Lauri Jon Caravella @laurijon.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
@writingdaywksp.bsky.social New FREE contest for writers of Romance/Women's Fiction/Romantasy — tinyurl.com/wdwcontest7 — Judged by Agent Christine Gross of FinePrint Literary, via @writingdayworkshops. Winners get an agent critique of their work.
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First Page Contest #7:  Romance / Women's Fiction / Romantasy -- Judged by Agent Christine Goss of FinePrint Literary
FREE CONTEST FOR WRITERS! Welcome to a  First Page Contest . Contest #7 is for writers of  Romance / Women's Fiction / Romantasy . If you write in this age category, keep reading and submit your...
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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
The CID scientist, the unfairly handsome Fae prince, & the machine gun-toting fairy all say Liliana killed 6 soldiers. Now, she has find the real killers, fight giant spiders ... and maybe even socialize! books2read.com/LilianaPreci... #BookSky 📚💙🪐📚💙🌃 📚😂
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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
SoftMaker Textmaker is so much like word, I can use it immediately. No learning curve. Looks like Microsoft has one fewer customers.
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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I'm looking at Softmaker Office. Anyone have any experience with it?
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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I've been a @microsoft.com Word power user for 30 yrs. Today, I'm cancelling my subscription. No matter if you hit the SAVE icon, MS Word does not save your doc until you close it, doesn't even save history unless you're on OneDrive. I lost 3000 words, the last 2 chapters of my novel draft.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 25/11/2025
You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before
POND RULES:

No swimming, jumping or gallivanting.
Do not disturb the pond witch.
No fishing with dynamite.
Sacrifices to water gods on alternate Wednesdays only - NO EXCEPTIONS!
Taunt the crows at your own risk.
If a hand comes out of the water to beckon you, turn and walk away.
Do not feed the weretrout.
Is the water burning with cold unholy fire? Report it to the ranger!
They’re not ducks. Run.
Have fun!
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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Wait, seriously. Alexei thinks you’re a werewolf? Marc looked back at Chas, pain in his eyes, like he expected Chas to turn on him. He'd seen Marc fight like a superhero and a glimpse of fangs. "That’s why you were naked!” I’m not going to eat you. I should be so lucky. #questpit #W #PR #MM
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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
"He's my price. You want me to work for you, then no killing the sexy little guy sent to rescue me." “I’m five eight,” Marc said, “And I’m a werewolf.” Chas sighed and rolled his eyes. “Yes, yes, you’re awesome. I’m impressed. Now, hush.” #questpit #W #PR #MM
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Not a wizard @notawizrd.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Mallory thinks she's finally discovered why people have tried to kill her since she was three--a prophecy that predicts a Harbinger that has the power to bring down the empire, and a chosen one who is the only one with the power to stop it. Just one problem...she's the Harbinger. #F #WIP #Questpit
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Katie Bailey @katiebaileybook.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER x SCOOBY-DOO, complete with: Ghosts Misfit ensemble cast Hidden pasts Urban legends brought to (after)life Slow-burn oppsits attract Unhinged spirits Rapidfire banter Missing people Human experiments Humor, heartache,& horror #questpit #a #h #q #uf #spec #paranorma
Group of freelance ghost hunters run on, labeled as “socially awkward,” “not really satan,” “nosy,” “absolutely batshit,” “anger issues,” and “the boss (allegedly).”
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Not a wizard @notawizrd.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Sef is tasked by the local royal family to use his magic to find their missing prince. There's just one problem: Sef doesn't actually *have* any magic, and if anyone discovers he's a fraud, he'll be executed. This is fine. #Questpit #Q #F #A
A moodboard with the following pictures: the blue and beige ceiling of a Mosque, the silhouette of two people walking with a yellow sky, a tree rising from a forest in front of a mountain, a blue flame, and a golden horse, with the words "Two frauds don't make a right."
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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
You’re really not here to seduce me? Nope. Who are you, then? And why are you naked? I’m Captain Marc Ulfson with the US Air Force. I’m here to rescue you. Aren’t you a little short for a storm trooper? Aren’t you a little tall for a space princess? #questpit #W #PR #MM
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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
#questpit #W #PR #MM Pack survival depends on werewolf Marc rescuing a kidnapped civilian from the Russian mafia. Joyously gay surf champion Chas is not what Marc expected of a brilliant data scientist. And it would help a lot if Chas would stop calling him Sweetcheeks.
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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
LOL
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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I got a paid subscription for Teen Vogue a few years back, despite being 60, because it was the best political coverage I could find. They really wrote about the issues young people were facing and the future of the country. I'm more than a little heartbroken to hear this.
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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
My heart bleeds for you.
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a person is holding a small pink violin in their hand
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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I missed this when it came out. This is AWESOME!! Wish it was every state in the union, but this is a great start.
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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I do. Let me ping you when I get started audio booking. Need to do some more drafting and revisions before I get to that project.
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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Right up my alley.
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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Also, thinking about self-narrating my Liliana books for audio. I do public readings and folks always like how I do the voices and such. If you've got any useful tips or gotchas to avoid, I'd love to hear them.
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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Yeah, I'm in same boat. Too much to do. But since a fair amount of that is getting words on figurative paper, I figure this will help me get some of it done.
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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I've been doing stuff with SavvyAuthors for years, but they're struggling lately. They've got a November drafting goal class with daily word counts, aka a nano substitute class. I'm in, but their numbers are light. Anyone want to join a Nov drafting group? savvyauthors.com/community/cl...
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Are you a procrastinator in need of motivation? Hate writing alone? Need some extra support or assistance staying on track with your story? If you answered yes, then join SavvyAuthors for NaNovember ...
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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
There’s definitely a found family, cozy adjacent feel to it, but there’s a lot of fast-paced intense action that doesn’t fit the cozy fantasy vibe.
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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
It’s set a few decades in the future, but it’s more of an #urbanfantasy than sci fi. The first book is largely about Liliana stepping out of her near shut-in comfort zone and making some real friends, then risking her neck to keep those friends from becoming chopped meat.
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Paige E. Ewing @paigeewing.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Oy, and a giant typo. Sigh. Fastest way to find a typo, hit publish.
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