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Pablo Von Helsing

@pablovonhelsing.bsky.social
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Four fried chickens and a coke. Music stuff. Law stuff. Magic stuff. Food stuff.

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Pablo Von Helsing @pablovonhelsing.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Premature Ejaculators Support Group?
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The Secret Barrister @barristersecret.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I have no idea whether a particular jury verdict is correct unless I’ve heard the same evidence and received the same written legal directions as the jurors who heard the trial. Anybody claiming to offer an informed take based on what they’ve seen on Twitter is best ignored.
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The Secret Barrister @barristersecret.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Juries are randomly selected members of the public. Men and women from all walks of life and all political backgrounds. Only a moron of irredeemable proportions would even think of suggesting that a jury verdict represents some deep state “two-tier justice”.
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Sir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Rupert Lowe has spotted another boat full of illegal migrants in our waters… 🥺
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
vocal fry implies the existence of vocal onion ring and vocal tater tot
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Pablo Von Helsing @pablovonhelsing.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
I have a friend who works at the British Museum. They used to get 1 or 2 nutters every year demanding to see the 'real' Necronomicon. Now it's a lot more frequent because ChatGPT has told them it really really is real.
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Pablo Von Helsing @pablovonhelsing.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Anything good happening? Any good recipes?
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Pablo Von Helsing @pablovonhelsing.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Fortunately technology has moved on a lot. Speaker cabs only weigh a third of what they used to.
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Pablo Von Helsing @pablovonhelsing.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
One of the greatest. Nard Edwards and Nile Rodgers too. My favourite was Duck Dunn. What an amazing discography he had. All those Stax records, Aretha, Otis, Wilson Picket, Sam & Dave, Booker T. And of course the Blues Brothers.
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Pablo Von Helsing @pablovonhelsing.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
As a bassist of 34 years now… bass is relatively easy to start. Then it gets as difficult as any other instrument at high level. Big difference between U2 bass parts and Victor Wooten. Definitely the coolest instrument. If the crowd are dancing, the rhythm section caused it.
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Jonathan Jones @sirjjkc.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Lord Reed’s speech on “Trust in the courts in an age of populism” is well worth reading in its entirety. It’s very balanced, strong particularly on the need for mutual respect, better education & understanding of the role of the courts. supremecourt.uk/uploads/spee...
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Pablo Von Helsing @pablovonhelsing.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
JJD gets the flack but "Broadchurch" Season 2 is so appalling that whoever wrote it should be thrown into the sea. Victim's family picking the prosecuting counsel? Asking the lead detective about her sex life? WTAF? I could go on all day. Civics and Basic Law should be on the Nat Curriculum.
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Scott Wortley @scottwortley.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Lord Reed's recent speech on judges in an age of populism includes this passage on the high quality of MPs and an accurate summary of Judge John Deed
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Pablo Von Helsing @pablovonhelsing.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
@civlittweet.bsky.social the logical end to using AI… 🤣
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Pablo Von Helsing @pablovonhelsing.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
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Pablo Von Helsing @pablovonhelsing.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Quite pleased with this photo.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
If you’re cheering on federal overreach because it’s targeting “them” and not you, here’s your reminder: You’re not immune. You’re not special. You’re next.
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Colm O'Cinneide @colmocinneide.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Two things here. (i) This is a discrimination case waiting to happen: potential indirect relig discrim in accessing a service, with no clear-cut justification defence on the table. (ii) There's also a wider constitutional issue. MPs are supposed to represent & be accessible to their constituents. 1/
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trumpwatchdog.bsky.social @trumpwatchdog.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Consider the ripple effect: a civil rights violation against one marginalized group today can easily expand to impact others tomorrow. We must stand as one against all infringements, for the sake of our shared future.
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Sophia Dourou @sophiadourou.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Pure scenes in court today as a barrister was testing the honesty of a claimant who had been giving evidence through an interpreter He proceeded to produce a printout of her LinkedIn profile listing her profession as....an ESL teacher
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Pablo Von Helsing @pablovonhelsing.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Make her one better!
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Glenn Moore @thenewsatglenn.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Well, yeah, you’re Cary Grant.
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Pablo Von Helsing @pablovonhelsing.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
I do separate ones often. I was just wondering about a discount to encourage settlement within PT36 itself - mainly as encouraging quicker settlement should be a good thing. And it would cut down on paper work a little!
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Pablo Von Helsing @pablovonhelsing.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
I can't find anything that would allow it (or disallow), but I rather think it should as it might encourage quicker settlement. Alternative to making 2 offers at the same time? 2/2.
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Pablo Von Helsing @pablovonhelsing.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
@civlittweet.bsky.social It's probably a bit late for your webinar today, but: Can a Pt36 offer be valid if it includes a discount opportunity for the other party? Usual valid terms... and then say a set sum or % reduction if accepted and fully paid in a shorter period than the rules suggest? 1/n
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Pablo Von Helsing @pablovonhelsing.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Absolutely. I love seeing live music - even for acts that I probably wouldn't buy an album. Hardly anyone does proper live albums anymore and they really should.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
For real.
Like, maybe this is selfish of me. But if I were the richest person in the world, I would want to leave a legacy of 'Chris cured cancer.' 'Chris solved world hunger.' 'Chris developed fusion technology and saved the planet from climate change.' NOT
'Chris bought Twitter so
Conservatives could be hateful online! That's a pathetic epitaph. A pathetitaph.
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Robert Saunders @robertsaunders.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
The sheer barefaced dishonesty of a regime that is snatching people off the streets for their speech; painting over testimonials to women & minorities in US history; subjugating universities & trying to crush research into subjects it dislikes, standing as a champion of "free speech" is staggering.
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Amy 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇾🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇪🇺 @amy1.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
🤣
Picture of a boat called TRUMPY MCFARTFACE
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
An actual tragedy is playing out in real time on the pages of the Telegraph. If you are the praying kind then please pray for them.
'We earn £345k, but
soaring private school
fees mean we can't go on
five holidays'
Labour's VAT raid forces six-figure
families to make lifestyle sacrifices
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Pablo Von Helsing @pablovonhelsing.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
I’m rather of the opinion that newspapers should be forced to print the entirety of any judgment they are writing about. And maybe make it an offence to lie about it.
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
News report on the hearing in that fake cases/AI case. What has been said on behalf of the very junior barrister is sad and plausible.
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
The 31-month sentence for Lucy Connolly for a tweet has been the subject of fierce media coverage. Here I set out a balanced explanation of this sentence and how, had she not followed good legal advice, the sentence could have been even heavier. www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/ideas/law/th...
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Nearly Legal @nearlylegal.co.uk · 22/05/2025
""My husband tried to pay by card, because we knew then we'd be protected, but they insisted they didn't take card," she added." You gave them £13,500 (or £32K) in a cash transfer? I mean come on people, who could expect a speculative festival yurt seller to go bust? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Glastonbury Festival yurt glampers ticketless as Yurtel goes bust
Festivalgoers who booked through Yurtel have been left ticketless and out of pocket.
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
The irony of prisons policy is that so many in politics and media are prisoners of "tough on crime" rhetoric, and they cannot get released.
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Charles Winchester III @charleswinchester.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Flying an Hizbollah flag is a "dickhead" offence, not a "terror" offence.
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Ishan Kolhatkar @ishankolhatkar.com · 20/05/2025
Aside from being a thoughtful nuanced thread, this is the closest I’ve got to opening twitter since I stopped using it. Just to see the replies on there.
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Spooky Snigdha @snig.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
A tree dispenses long overdue dose of karma.
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The Secret Barrister @barristersecret.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Something that the Lucy Connolly case has illustrated - something that is well known to those who work in criminal justice but often overlooked in public debate - is the complexity and nuance in the lives and characters of people appearing before the courts. A short 🧵👇
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Pablo Von Helsing @pablovonhelsing.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Fascinating! Thank you.
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Laurie Dunkin Wedd @ldw1.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Bloody hell.
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Pablo Von Helsing @pablovonhelsing.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Can air filters be used with them? I know nothing about that.
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Pablo Von Helsing @pablovonhelsing.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Positive Input Ventilation. It effectively sucks in air from outside your house and then distributes it throughout the house with pipes. It keeps the pressure up very slightly so air is always flowing outwards. They can have filters on them so the air coming in has fewer particulates.
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Pablo Von Helsing @pablovonhelsing.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I never thought about a PIV system. I will investigate. In reality we will be in this house for at least a decade with the kids' studying / refusing to leave to it might be worth the expense.
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Pablo Von Helsing @pablovonhelsing.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Thank you again. I'll try the NHS before spending money. I sleep with a CPAP machine and one of the best things I did was upgrade the standard crap air filter for a hypoallergenic pollen filtering one. So I get 8 hours or so of nicely filtered air overnight. Definitely helps a lot.
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Pablo Von Helsing @pablovonhelsing.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I'm that desperate that whenever Omaze raffle a house on the coast I actually buy tickets!
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Pablo Von Helsing @pablovonhelsing.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
That's interesting! The Pharmacist told me that he did have some 180mg but that it was only licensed as a Pharmacy item for Hives and not general hayfever. I'll see if I can get a chat with a doc and maybe a referral. Thank you!
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
The Lucy Connolly appeal judgment is quite the read. One can see how her appeal failed. www.judiciary.uk/wp-content/u...
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