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ozzy @ozzythepainter.com · 13/10/2026
definitely gets better imo. The combat is annoying and one-note at the start, it ramps up as things go on. And the same for the story, a few moments toward the end and the entire final two hours were deeply moving.
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Stephen King's President Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh no
Screenshot of tweet (sorry) from @byron_queen that says “finally reading House of Leaves” and below is the standard Domino’s delivery pizza box, covered in words and pictures about pizza, a cacophony of visual noise that goes beyond gaudy and teeters on the brink of old timey farmers almanac pizza madness.
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ozzy @ozzythepainter.com · 08/10/2026
He comes on so goddamn strong lmao
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Krinn DNZ @krinndnz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
images that spring to mind unbidden, part 999: "trans-inclusive radical misogyny" // "women should stay out of kitchens"
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TeeJay Ach @pragmaticleftist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gregor Samsa talking on the phone with his manager. Manager is saying: dude that Sounds rough but I Still need you to come in since we're already understaffed.
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 20/06/2026
werner herzog with a speech bubble over the quoted post
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ozzy @ozzythepainter.com · 04/10/2026
i was feeling guilty and ragebaited in equal measure back then, but it feels quaint, almost cute in retrospect. buncha socialist kids who thought we could critique our way out of anything. Meanwhile today I’m thinking Woke 3.0 gotta have guns
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ozzy @ozzythepainter.com · 04/10/2026
simpler times back then. A guy who felt guilty for being seen on a date with a woman because it promotes patriarchy. someone who said Beyoncé was problematic and anti-feminist because she showed a lot of skin on stage @horsedisc.bsky.social type shit but completely earnest
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ozzy @ozzythepainter.com · 04/10/2026
“woke 1.0” felt like a good term for the ambitious college kids I knew who were trying to figure out an analysis of the world and said some dumb shit while doing it not for like. the gay rights movement or the fight for $15
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ozzy @ozzythepainter.com · 03/10/2026
imagine trying to one-up the pope with “how many local models do you run?”
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Freya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
sometimes it feels like a lot of normal people conceptualize an "artist" as a superposition of both A. a super wealthy fine art elite who does low effort abstract art nobody understands B. someone magically born with the art talent gene even though A is 0.000001% of artists and B is not a thing
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ozzy @ozzythepainter.com · 03/10/2026
Not being on social media might point in favor of them not being a chud tbh
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 02/10/2026
Just picturing one of these cute felt puppets telling you how sorry it is that it deleted your production database and it really shouldn't have done that
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Then Toad felt very tired and he fell asleep.
Toad naps near his garden, his Stradivarius at his side.

From "The Garden"
In *Frog and Toad Together*
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ozzy @ozzythepainter.com · 01/10/2026
Volition from Disco Elysium. A painted blue visage, with a sharp crown beginning where its eyes would be
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Evergreen
Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now? 

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.
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Gimmy @dyllima37.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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ozzy @ozzythepainter.com · 26/09/2026
And by god does he look stinky
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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ozzy @ozzythepainter.com · 24/09/2026
Microplastics vs Mushrooms — who will win?
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ozzy @ozzythepainter.com · 24/09/2026
Incredibly threatening aura from Luke’s screenshot
A close up of a green woman, staring into the camera with wide eyes. The text “poop removed” has been cropped to just say “MOVE”
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ozzy @ozzythepainter.com · 22/09/2026
but my herd is very sick :(
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ozzy @ozzythepainter.com · 21/09/2026
MASSIVE BIRD SURGE
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ozzy @ozzythepainter.com · 19/09/2026
The very first time I read about it I was kinda freaked out by it, but like. As an interesting thought experiment. As a piece of fiction. Years later I realized people take it VERY seriously
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Hollywood Hill @hollywood-hill.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Palantir is going to drone strike the poop lettuce. Brilliant
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ozzy @ozzythepainter.com · 19/09/2026
The mythical back hand
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ozzy @ozzythepainter.com · 18/09/2026
Lord help me I’ve become a morning person. Getting up at 5 am voluntarily bc I can’t sleep any longer
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ozzy @ozzythepainter.com · 18/09/2026
It’s bad in there dude
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ozzy @ozzythepainter.com · 17/09/2026
blocked for use of single quotes and apostrophes
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a team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
bury me in khakis and a lanyard so hell knows an expert is coming
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Martin @zenfrii.gg · 14/09/2026
Some thoughts on the recent conversation around "pacing" the LLM market. Wrote this mostly for Facebook audience, but figure some of you might find use in it. memos.zenfrii.gg/memos/9koACW...
memos.zenfrii.gg
Memos
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ozzy @ozzythepainter.com · 11/09/2026
writing everything in markdown with neovim is one of the simplest joys I’ve ever known. Up there with a morning walk in the summer
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
slurp slurp on those boots my dude
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ozzy @ozzythepainter.com · 11/09/2026
“seeing all the wasted money” and he’s NOT talking about AI-generated media? come on man lmao
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Erin Maye Quade @erinmayequade.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This administration sent a lawfully present immigrant, who has broken absolutely zero laws, to GUANTANAMO BAY because he's Black. There's literally no other reason. I'm out of words. This entire administration is lawless and corrupt. www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
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St. Paul man arrested in ICE surge sent to Guantanamo Bay
Adam Abdullah has no criminal record, but the government is holding him at a military prison set up for terrorism suspects after the Sept. 11, 2001 attacks.
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SaraAAAGHH A GHOST!!! Ford 🐍🎨👻 @angeloslh.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Pacific Drive (2024)
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ozzy @ozzythepainter.com · 31/08/2026
Cryptaylor was a stretch, but Swifascist was just torture
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Higher Than Onix @higherthanonix.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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ozzy @ozzythepainter.com · 30/08/2026
Oh god bmps
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ozzy @ozzythepainter.com · 23/08/2026
The Yelling Heads
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ozzy @ozzythepainter.com · 23/08/2026
It was an unusually coherent post ngl
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 23/08/2026
I love Minneapolis
Jake Lang, a Nazi asshole, getting his ass picturesquely whooped in downtown Minneapolis by a person dressed as Spider-Man

I cannot overstate how much this photo looks like a comic book cover

Photo credit Chris Juhn Photography
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ozzy @ozzythepainter.com · 23/08/2026
Ohhh liberal, shuddup you mouf
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ozzy @ozzythepainter.com · 22/08/2026
(using 200% of my brain) alex….. larp
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ozzy @ozzythepainter.com · 22/08/2026
The “interfacing” skill from Disco Elysium. A painted, yellow, ghostly figure placing its spindly hands onto a surface
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ozzy @ozzythepainter.com · 16/08/2026
The three genders Person, triangle person, and pentagon person with huge schlong
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ozzy @ozzythepainter.com · 16/08/2026
Their*
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Here's an idea: governwoment
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ozzy @ozzythepainter.com · 14/08/2026
It’s never gonna happen but I wish this for obsidian so deeply
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Gary J Kings 🎮🎞️ Game Trailer Maker @garyjkings.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
South of Midnight is now self published, so buying it gives Xbox zero money. It's a great day to part with a bit of money.
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