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RL Slime

@oxeneers.bsky.social
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
did the thing
my top 9 games that shaped who i am
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hell or los alamos @ghostlips.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it's free on Gak. It's literally on Floam. it's free with ads on Smud. you can probably find it on Zzand. It's a Skweez original. it's on Goooze. You can log into Goooze right now.
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
if someone did me in like Monster Hunter what do you think the weapons and armor crafted from me would look like?
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
love when dudes post a montage of them swapping magazines as fast as they can like cool man you did so good dropping a magazine in 2.4 seconds in your basement you saved us from Them
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
hammers and grease
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 21/09/2026
The real danger is lurking in front of the box.
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
ngl if the hellraiser game is just “you gotta beat all these sex cult people to death to get out and sometimes pinhead chases you” i shall not be playing it lmfao
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i understand 4k textures or whatever but like, we can’t keep doing this not anymore lol. i still have a 1080p monitor i should be able to click a box what says “install 60gb version”!!
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
computah, make me bust a nut
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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MechaDavid @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
*Thomas Gabriel Warrior voice* UGH
A 1926 picture of a kitten in a little pair of coveralls with very dated headphones on its head and a old radio next to it overlaid with text that reads "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm listening to CELTIC FROST's masterful 2006 swan song MONOTHEIST" along with the album art for said album
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
legit forgot about post 9/11 style censorship why they can’t say gun or kill in this lola ray music video
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elliot @electricbeef.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
(guy who hasnt had any water today) im thirsty
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
personally i would not fight a chimpanzee i would become its best friend and we’d hang out
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
took a piss and let my pants drop all the way to the floor like a toddler and honestly it was so freeing
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
*to the tune of centerfield* I’m the throat goat I’m feelin so gay (clap clapclapclap) Today
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
it feels soooo good not to give a single fuck about GTAVI man those people are sick in the head
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
actually i fuck to celebrate my parents having sex tyvm
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
how come when dudes start some sort of vaguely content creation hobby they’re never like fun or creative with their moniker it’s just always fucking some version of “the bearded gamer” or “bourbon and battlestar galactica” type shit. where’s the fucking whimsy???
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
who up remembering they titan?
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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
*to that one homie who just discovered dick pills* We Just Going To 7/11 Man. Why You Need To Get Hard First? Is Something Wrong With You?
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
*ace of base voice* all that she wants is to be wavey
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
i took her to my penthouse and i gak’d it
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Dracula Flow meme

Got the registered God Particle on my hip
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
i lied there is no netflix we’re playing sakuna: of rice and ruin
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
theydies and gentlethems, introducing the chocolate starfiiiiiiish
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
is fear & hunger just zoomer berserk or something
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
voting for whatever president bans disposable vapes
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
i was told a story about an acquaintance of mine’s fiancé AI generating porn of women he knows bc he has a “porn addiction” and idk i just feel like he should be sentenced to lethal injection
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Mike Toole @miketoole.com · 30/07/2026
My hotel is a 15 minute walk from the convention, but even out here you can still tell it’s Otakon eve! This is some sort of Gundam Hathaway reference, right
A guy staying at my hotel brought a Jollibee itasha
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
is $43 for a shirt that’s probably on CC or some shit a little much? maybe. did i order the niche anime ova shirt? absolutely
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a frightful hobgoblin stalking throughout Europe @supermathskid.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
That tweet about "this how the photos be lookin in headlines when a white man kills his entire family" and it's a photo of a white guy speed boating with his white wife and white daughter
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GWIZ 🎧🌙✨ @gwizofthestars.com · 24/07/2026
A Hero Must Rise. Believe. WalMart.
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
it’s shiro from deadman wonderland
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
posting this here bc i got nowhere else to say it- i am repulsed by ZakuAurelius, hate to see that boy
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
it’s been a really good couple years for securing some of the most important albums of my life on vinyl
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
lyrics from the young thug song “calling your name”
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
swagged-out in the comatorium
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Lido! @spunknoodle.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Yoshi Surfin’! 🌊🏄‍♂️⭐️
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
the lonely stoner seems to free her mind at night
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
currently playing “does my coworker smell like mildew or is that his coffee flavored vape”
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
i don’t wanna have to strike but im promising myself if we do imma work on so many projects
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
they’re asking me to be the green ranger it’s my big break
me but my hairs green now
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
yall just gonna let this flop huh?
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
okie dokie literature club
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
did not have new Witcher 3 DLC on my 2026 bingo card
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
northernlion really is such a great distillation of how we’re all still monkeys bc in the ways that truly matter he’s on the right side but he’ll still rile up a bunch of people online bc he went on a goofy rant about cheese and they’ll act like he’s the worst person that’s ever existed
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
i know coming up with a band name is hard but naming your band after a Vein.fm song is like a lil too much lol you gotta give that shit like 15 years ago
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
“Your level of commitment?” The edgiest Gunpla commercial from 2001. #VideoBytes
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
if you DoorDash shit from petsmart they should put you in jail for 2 years
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