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RL Slime

@oxeneers.bsky.social
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 20h
I got two tho idk if I count the first one
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 20h
their clothes aren’t quite as premium as they say, they just aight. above H&M fs tho.
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 20h
I love supergiant games esp their stories and I’ve yet to get any resolution to that one lol. should prolly reinstall it and turn on god mode.
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 20h
if it makes you feel better i played hades for like 35 hours and straight up never finished a single run lmao
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 20h
adam levine has nothing on me because he sexts like a 14yo while i’m talking to her about pulling on her saiyan tail from behind. we are not the same
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
*trent reznor voice* there is no poop there is only pee
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
tim sweeney is absolutely gonna do everything he can to get epic on the razors edge of bankruptcy and then retire with some insane-o zillion dollar severance and leave everyone else to clean up his dookie stains lol. genuine evil mastermind behavior
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David S. Blumpkins @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The helmer for the female version of the Rhenoplos + gunner armor set from Monster Hunter Tri/Three/Ultimate
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
get you a pair of Koss headphones and replace the pads w orange Yaxi pads and you’ll get insane aesthetic AND sound
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 09/10/2026
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ideating again haha nothing weird abt that rite
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
did the thing
my top 9 games that shaped who i am
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hell or los alamos @ghostlips.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it's free on Gak. It's literally on Floam. it's free with ads on Smud. you can probably find it on Zzand. It's a Skweez original. it's on Goooze. You can log into Goooze right now.
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ok now I’m mad
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tbf Watchmen is here and w a decent ranking so I’ll take it
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
RIGHT ABOUT NOW ITS TIME TO ROCK WITH THE BIGGITY BUCK BUMBLE
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
if someone did me in like Monster Hunter what do you think the weapons and armor crafted from me would look like?
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
love when dudes post a montage of them swapping magazines as fast as they can like cool man you did so good dropping a magazine in 2.4 seconds in your basement you saved us from Them
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
hammers and grease
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 21/09/2026
The real danger is lurking in front of the box.
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Kans of City, Misery
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
ngl if the hellraiser game is just “you gotta beat all these sex cult people to death to get out and sometimes pinhead chases you” i shall not be playing it lmfao
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
remember when the helldivers devs were like “idk maybe the game could be 25gb instead of 110” after like two years lmao. disgusting.
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i understand 4k textures or whatever but like, we can’t keep doing this not anymore lol. i still have a 1080p monitor i should be able to click a box what says “install 60gb version”!!
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
damn, they come to snuff the rooster 😔😔
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
computah, make me bust a nut
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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David S. Blumpkins @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
*Thomas Gabriel Warrior voice* UGH
A 1926 picture of a kitten in a little pair of coveralls with very dated headphones on its head and a old radio next to it overlaid with text that reads "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm listening to CELTIC FROST's masterful 2006 swan song MONOTHEIST" along with the album art for said album
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
TET.RUH.GRAM-A-TON
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
legit forgot about post 9/11 style censorship why they can’t say gun or kill in this lola ray music video
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elliot the ghost 👻 @electricbeef.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
(guy who hasnt had any water today) im thirsty
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i wanna pay bjork to say that song title for me on fiverr or whatever
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
got my pressing in the other day there will really never be another record like it 😩😩
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
personally i would not fight a chimpanzee i would become its best friend and we’d hang out
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
keep thinking about trying it finally but i ofc have 20 games I’ve started and not finished lol
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
took a piss and let my pants drop all the way to the floor like a toddler and honestly it was so freeing
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
this donkey is ethically nonmonogamous and also has allegations pending
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
*to the tune of centerfield* I’m the throat goat I’m feelin so gay (clap clapclapclap) Today
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
so excited for it the demo was super cool
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
it feels soooo good not to give a single fuck about GTAVI man those people are sick in the head
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
actually i fuck to celebrate my parents having sex tyvm
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
how come when dudes start some sort of vaguely content creation hobby they’re never like fun or creative with their moniker it’s just always fucking some version of “the bearded gamer” or “bourbon and battlestar galactica” type shit. where’s the fucking whimsy???
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
who up remembering they titan?
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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
*to that one homie who just discovered dick pills* We Just Going To 7/11 Man. Why You Need To Get Hard First? Is Something Wrong With You?
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
*ace of base voice* all that she wants is to be wavey
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
i took her to my penthouse and i gak’d it
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Dracula Flow meme

Got the registered God Particle on my hip
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
i lied there is no netflix we’re playing sakuna: of rice and ruin
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
a refreshing doors might
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RL Slime @oxeneers.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
theydies and gentlethems, introducing the chocolate starfiiiiiiish
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