our daily dread @ourdailydread.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Still can't believe y'all traded Jesus for this. 🤷 020
our daily dread @ourdailydread.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Hold up. Why does Trump's tariff plan have six fingers? 000
our daily dread @ourdailydread.bsky.social · 02/04/2025If Cory Booker is willing to stand for me — and for 25+ hours, no less — then I'm willing to stand with him. 🙏 000
Reposted by our daily dreadBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 20/03/2025One of my Radical Leftist opinions is the government shouldn't be able to deprive anyone of life, liberty, or property without due process of law 217395366557
our daily dread @ourdailydread.bsky.social · 19/03/2025The only reason JD Vance grew that beard is so we'd forget he stole Pee-wee's bike. 010
our daily dread @ourdailydread.bsky.social · 13/03/2025“But I am not surprised! Even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light. So it is no wonder that his servants also disguise themselves as servants of righteousness. In the end, they will get the punishment their wicked deeds deserve.” — 2 Corinthians 11:14-15 (NLT) 000
Reposted by our daily dreadBrian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Twitter is down. Tesla stock is plummeting. SpaceX’s rocket imploded. All owned by the same guy who’s now in charge of our federal government. 789243575395
Reposted by our daily dreadMolly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Everything got so stupid so quickly. 1118320383545
our daily dread @ourdailydread.bsky.social · 08/03/2025THE GOLDEN AGE OF AMERIC—aaaand it's over already. That was quick. 🤷 000
our daily dread @ourdailydread.bsky.social · 06/03/2025YOU 👏 ARE 👏 HURTING 👏 GOD'S 👏 CHILDREN! (Lots of them. All over the world.) 000
Reposted by our daily dreadJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 05/03/2025After 1 am, every Arby’s parking lot becomes international waters. 9420120
Reposted by our daily dreadGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Well said! 12127588119036
Reposted by our daily dreadNicole Tersigni @nicsigni.bsky.social · 05/03/2025you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency. 15249606326494
our daily dread @ourdailydread.bsky.social · 06/03/2025And, in the end The love you take Is equal to the love you make 🚶🚶♂️🚶🚶♂️ / / / / \ \ \ \ 000
our daily dread @ourdailydread.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Eraser hats to wear with pencil skirts #shittysharktank 000
Reposted by our daily dreadAlexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 05/03/2025This list is so long and taking up so much real estate in his speech it’s almost like they want to distract from their massive cuts to Medicaid 17968113011311
our daily dread @ourdailydread.bsky.social · 04/03/2025"Have you said thank you once?" - My new gratitude journal prompt 010
our daily dread @ourdailydread.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Hey, just a reminder that it's cool to feel your feelings. 000
our daily dread @ourdailydread.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Ok, so, like ... if he WERE a Russian asset, what would he be doing differently? How would we be able to tell? I've never been so ashamed. This is unbelievably reprehensible and puts us (and our allies) in so much unnecessary danger. A new low for the most spineless administration US history. 010
our daily dread @ourdailydread.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Every day feels like that trope where some guy bolts upright, sweaty in bed and says, "Thank god it was only a dream," and then there's a beat and then a jump scare to show that he's still in the nightmare but inside another nightmare and it's nightmares stacked on nightmares and Happy Wednesday! 😬 000
Reposted by our daily dread𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 21/02/2025If Hooters had started a home delivery during the pandemic and called it, "Knockers," they wouldn't be bankrupt. 1212287272
our daily dread @ourdailydread.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Diversity, equity, inclusion. No amount of rebranding is going to change the meaning behind these beautiful words in my heart. If I were the next (normal) president, I'd put it on our money. 000
our daily dread @ourdailydread.bsky.social · 01/02/2025I stand with Bishop Budde. Thank you for being an example and a clear contrast to highlight what we are all up against. I love this illustration so much. Fix your hearts or die. 🙏 030
our daily dread @ourdailydread.bsky.social · 01/02/2025This username was funnier a couple months ago. 🤷 120
our daily dread @ourdailydread.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Remember when we almost had JD Vance as VP? What a crazy year. 000
our daily dread @ourdailydread.bsky.social · 22/12/2024I hope you've all loved and been loved today. 🙏 010
our daily dread @ourdailydread.bsky.social · 22/12/2024I know the Mandela effect is real because in college, we used to play this game where we would boof and entire bottle of Absolut through a ceramic cornucopia funnel and we called it Fruit-of-the-Looming. 010
our daily dread @ourdailydread.bsky.social · 21/12/2024He sees you when you're sleeping, He knows when you're awake, He knows you used to stop at Mr. Tasty Donuts every other Thursday on your walk home from 5th grade for a strawberry frosted donut with rainbow sprinkles he's... Nardwuar! Nardwuar! 100
our daily dread @ourdailydread.bsky.social · 18/12/2024What if these "orbs" we're seeing are the vessels future humans use to time travel to observe historical events and the reason there are so many reported right now is because the beginning of WW3 is a tourism hot spot? Like foo fighters were for WW2? And Fukushima? Also, maybe one gummy is enough. 020
our daily dread @ourdailydread.bsky.social · 13/12/2024The best things in life are feet. Edit: Stupid autocorrect. Damn, that just got me on so many lists. 010
our daily dread @ourdailydread.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Is that a wocket in you pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Hey girl, how 'bout you come to my place and hop on pop? One fish, two fish, (licks lips seductively), me fish, you fish. #drsuesspickuplines 010
our daily dread @ourdailydread.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Meta's hitting me so hard with the notification alerts lately. 010
Reposted by our daily dreadIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 30/11/2024For sale: baby shoes. So fuckin worn. This baby ran everywhere fast as shit 4358951067
Reposted by our daily dreadthe hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Teacher: where's your homework? Me: I, uhhh, forgot to do it My dog [under my desk holding a gun]: good good 61030125
Reposted by our daily dread𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 11/12/2024I always have to look up the spelling of heroin vs. heroine so my drug dealer doesn’t think I’m looking for Rosa Parks. 638282
our daily dread @ourdailydread.bsky.social · 11/12/2024A bunch of TikTok meme songs showing up in my Spotify Unwrapped because I forgot to log out of the living room Alexa and anyways, anybody wanna buy a teenager? 000
our daily dread @ourdailydread.bsky.social · 08/12/2024I often sit and contemplate the big mysteries of our shared physical and spiritual reality. Why is there something instead of nothing? Who built it? Where do we come from? Where do we go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe? 000
our daily dread @ourdailydread.bsky.social · 08/12/2024If you don't think Jeff Foxworthy is funny... you might not be a redneck. 010
our daily dread @ourdailydread.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Sorry, I wasn't downvoting you, I just have sausages for fingers. 000
Reposted by our daily dreadBrian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 06/12/2024If you're more upset with Biden being forced to consider the extraordinary step of peremptorily pardoning his own officials then you are about Trump appointing someone who’s promised to use the federal govt to exact personal retribution for Trump, then you need to think a little more critically. 631270555502
Reposted by our daily dreadMariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Police officer: turn around Me: 🎶🎶🎶”every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never comin' round” Police officer: TURN AROUND Me: 🎶🎶🎶”every now an…” *gets tased 1001388145
our daily dread @ourdailydread.bsky.social · 05/12/2024The sun is up The sky is blue It's beautiful Now, time to poo 010
