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Jesso

@ossej.bsky.social
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idk I'm bad at describing myself. She/her.

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Jesso @ossej.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When I discovered the Ignore function in Discord, let me tell you, the relief. My peace no longer disturbed by bad faith "debates" or Schrodinger's Assholes. It's worth trying to work it out with most people, but sometimes they prove that you can't and you just gotta cut them out.
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Jesso @ossej.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
While I have one arm in a sling I have a great Halloween costume. I just need a bandit mask. I can be a slot machine. Aka A one armed bandit.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I've still not been able to fight a man with a swordfish, but I have helped hold one and I do not think it would make as quality a weapon as the name implies.
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Jesso @ossej.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It is amazing how good a shower feels after just a few days without being able to take one. And clean hair!
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Jesso @ossej.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Home from surgery, it went well. Pain meds and nap time.
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Jesso @ossej.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Surgery scheduled for Sept 1. They are gonna screw this bit of bone back into place so it stays put. Definitely not intimidating at all. (Ahhhhhhhh) It'll be okay, and it's gotta get done, but oh boy I'm ready to be on the other side of this adventure.
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So Mayer @suchmayer.northsky.social · 25/08/2026
There are so many donations happening right now that the site has crashed.
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Jesso @ossej.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I sprained my elbow pretty badly Sunday so I can't really move my left arm and I'm already very over having to try to do everything with one hand.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
heroic stuff here
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Jesso @ossej.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I've been giving Marie ear medicine for almost 4 weeks now. She hates it! But she knows I give her treats every time, and get it over with as quickly as possible. I'm curious if she knows this is why her ears didn't itch anymore.
Gorgeous light grey fluffy cat, spring in front of a computer looking very serious.
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Jesso @ossej.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Looking out my window and it's sepia toned out there. The light is Wrong. I know Portland isn't getting smoke nearly as bad as other places but I still don't like it.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I have, with my own eyes, watched my tax dollars in the form of missiles as they hit buildings inhabited by civilians. I'd much prefer subsidizing a grocery story I don't use.
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Jesso @ossej.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This morning I got an email with the phrase "retro-dated deadline" used entirely seriously. Y'all. Business jargon has gone too far.
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Jesso @ossej.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
L-L-L-L-LOSERS. These signature gatherers were awful. They lied about what the initiative would do and where the money would come from, and acted SO pissy if you turned them down. The "animal welfare" ones were at least slightly more honest if you asked questions. I'm so glad both of these failed.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/07/2026
Ken Burns Wants You To Watch America: Birth Of A Nation Watch now: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cTi_vTwwmU…
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Jesso @ossej.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Sometimes you just gotta stick one foot out for cooling.
Cat curled up in his cat tree, but with one back foot stuck out over the side.
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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I hate this headline. I hate it so much. Let me tell you why. It makes it sound like the AI was "cast" in a movie, except the movie is being made by the same people who made Tilly, it's all in house, I might as well announce that Dan Olson has been cast as the host of a Folding Ideas doc.
Variety article "Tilly Norwood to Lead New Movie 'Misaligned', Marking Feature Debut for AI 'Actor'
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Jesso @ossej.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Through the power of DRUGS today's vet visit was successful. The vet tech drew some blood, and Marie did not!
Beautiful fluffy princess of a cat, curled up in a cat carrier, clearly high as a kite on anti anxiety drugs
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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
this week's post is about sports, and about how the signify acceptance in society, from the point of view of someone who was never accepted within them margaretkilljoy.substack.com/p/its-just-s...
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
This is the most realistic explanation I've heard for what went wrong with the Reflecting Pool liner.
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Jesso @ossej.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Upshot to waking up 3 hours before my alarm (😭) is that I had time to walk down the street to pick up breakfast before work.
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Karen Carpenter’s Halloween @kellylink.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
So an elephant pissed all over the floor at a Republican convention & a rainbow appeared over The Kennedy Center as they were removing Trump’s name & as a writer I have some thoughts.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
there's no ethical case for letting Mark Zuckerberg remain a free man
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Andy // Curry Paws 🍛🧸 @currypaws.com · 30/05/2026
fuck you
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Jesso @ossej.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
“It’s interesting because the same gender group that’s constantly complaining about how women are gold diggers who exploit them for labor and money … It turns out even they [men] can’t think of what they bring to the table other than money,”
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
My least popular (and most correct) view is that cars should be automatically limited to the local speed limit. Put the pedal to the floor and you still can't go over 25mph in a residential area. (15 in Manhattan btw)
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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
if a position of authority can be misused in this way, that position of authority should not exist. It's clearly not enough to simply change who is in that position, no more than praying that the next king be better than the last.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I think in the future we should not launch wars of aggression for no reason with no plan beyond "scare people into doing what we want".
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mahsa alimardani @mahsaalimardani.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
We didn't deserve this day.
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Jesso @ossej.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Portland No Kings
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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
look i'm not a big "judge people by the media they consume" person but if you watch the new wizard bigot show that gives money to Rowling, I will think less of you and trust you less.
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L Ron Mexico @lronmexico.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
This really is an encapsulation of what being an American is: experiencing something needlessly cruel and profoundly stupid while propaganda you can’t turn off blares about how free and lucky you are
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Jesso @ossej.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Scheduling a cry for later because you have errands to run before stores close and right now is just not a convenient time. #efficiency #veryhealthythingstodo #stressmanagementprotips
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Jesso @ossej.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Shelley has questions.
Petite black cat sitting on a shelf with a red light behind her, with her head tilted to the left as if seeing something she is trying to understand.
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Jesso @ossej.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
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Jesso @ossej.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
This was very very good, I highly recommend it.
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Jesso @ossej.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
As always, TMBG had a relevant song: youtu.be/kSQ8tZ35t4U?...
youtu.be
When Will You Die? - They Might Be Giants (Official Video)
YouTube video by ParticleMen
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Jesso @ossej.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Thinking a lot of very uncharitable thoughts at the person who pulled the fire alarm for the building. The alarm hurts my cats' ears! I hope they step on all the Lego, their socks are always damp, and their beverages always lukewarm.
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Jesso @ossej.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I love this whole thread.
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
For @msnownews.bsky.social, I wrote an article about how ICE Watch is grounded in sociological theories of violence prevention. The reality is that most men will only commit public violence in extremely specific scenarios and ICE Watch disrupts the conditions necessary for escalation.
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Opinion | I'm a Minneapolis sociologist who studies violence. Here's how ICE observers are helping.
Research into how violence occurs shows that disapproval from the people around you can help reduce it.
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Aaron Sojourner @aaronsojourner.org · 18/01/2026
Have helped guard a local mosque during their Friday prayers. Been very cold but Somali restaurant offers us delicious, warm tea constantly. Members expressed much gratitude & confidence this ugly time will pass.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 18/01/2026
one of the best things about this whole nightmare has been watching a whole bunch of folks who have clearly never been seriously political in their lives standing up and going, no, absolutely the fuck not, we’re not letting this happen
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Jesso @ossej.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
This whole thread is worth reading.
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Jesso @ossej.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
So apparently this cough syrup is meant to be taken every 12 hours, not every 4. Oops. I'm still coughing though? Hmph.
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Jesso @ossej.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I'm not a fan of corporal punishment, it's Very Bad, but also if you pull the fire alarm and hurt my cats' ears with that shrill noise, you deserve bad things. (The cats are now okay, I have reassured them and given them comfort pets.)
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cancel couture @tombraun.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
MAYOR: Okay, so let me get this straight. The reason giant sinkholes are opening across the city is because you guys built the ENTIRE place on rock and roll?!?
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Jesso @ossej.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Tragedy: I want toast but my bread went moldy. 😭 Truly I am suffering the most anyone has ever suffered.
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Brian Hughes @bmhughes.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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